beezyshaw 0 #1 February 21, 2006 Impatient with efforts to close the courts to litigants, the Administration literally fired the first shot in its groundbreaking "No Lawyer Left Standing" initiative. Vice-President Cheney, hunting on a private lawyer ranch near Kingsville, Texas, bagged an impressive buck (Harry Whittington, UT Law '50). Under the new program, hunters may take one white shoe in-house lawyer or three outside lawyers daily. The limit has been suspended for trial lawyers. "We've just got to thin the herd," said the Vice-President. "We've tried tort reform and caps on damages, but people are still suing." Cheney added, "It's easy and fun. In Texas, you can shoot in almost any direction and hit a lawyer." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darnknit 0 #2 February 21, 2006 nice shot, but it's all about timing. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 February 22, 2006 Aerosmith is going to do a remix on an old song. Cheneys got a gun... I hear his ratings have risen in polls. Ratings of lawyers are stable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #4 February 22, 2006 I'm screwed. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #5 February 22, 2006 Quote Aerosmith is going to do a remix on an old song. Cheneys got a gun... Would you like to see the music video? http://www.dim.com/~ryoder/978_1140020149.wmv"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lowpole 1 #6 February 22, 2006 line e'm up on the wall with the add exec.'sDarwin's Watching! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #7 February 22, 2006 QuoteI'm screwed. "Run, Rocket...RUN!!!!" ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
