ACMESkydiver 0 #1 February 22, 2006 I have become 'PMS Avenger', and I'm pissed. No fat jokes. No women jokes. No redhead jokes. Don't you dare correct my spelling and grammar. And somebody GET ME SOME $*& %$#* CHOCOLATE PRONTO!!! And get me a bag of Cheetos while you're at it. Darling husband is still not home from work yet. Hmmm... ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #2 February 22, 2006 Oooh cheetos dipped in hot melty dark chocolate sounds damn good right now. Weird! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 February 22, 2006 Blah blah blah. crazy redheads. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #4 February 22, 2006 QuoteDarling husband is still not home from work yet. Hmmm... "Honey, where have you been ?" "If I tell you, I have to find a new place." Why do they call it PMS ? "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #5 February 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteDarling husband is still not home from work yet. Hmmm... "Honey, where have you been ?" "If I tell you, I have to find a new place." Why do they call it PMS ? "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken. BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!!! -Now WTF is taking so long with those Cheetos, Happy? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #6 February 22, 2006 QuoteOooh cheetos dipped in hot melty dark chocolate sounds damn good right now. Weird! I don't usually go for the dark stuff, but this sounds oddly tempting... "Semi-sweet chips...semi-sweet chips...semi-sweet chips..." "Momma?" "Go back to bed baby. Semi-sweet chips...semi-sweet chips...semi-sweet chips..."~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 February 22, 2006 QuoteNow WTF is taking so long with those Cheetos, Happy? Exactly the reason why my Cabana-Boy card was pulled. Failure to meet the customers expectations. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #8 February 22, 2006 Can I interest you in 2 - I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #9 February 22, 2006 GYAH! That's what we need. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #10 February 22, 2006 (((((((((((HUGS))))))))))))))) Love you Silly! I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #11 February 22, 2006 The husband still isn't home yet, so I thought I'd call him on the cell... "Hi honey! Hey, on your way home, can you pick up some chocolate? And some Cheetos." "Chocolate and Cheetos..." "So it's 'that time' again then, is it?" "Why yes, yes it is. Chocolate and Cheetos, if you please." "Sure gorgeous, I'll be right home. Riiiiight home." "ME!!! For the love of God, take ME!! I'll BUY! I'll buy for EVERYONE!!! Sweet Jaysus and Mary, somebody take ME!!!!!!!!" "Sweetheart? Hey, some of the guys need me to go over just a couple more things with them...but then I'll be right home." "WHAT ABOUT MY CHOCOLATE?!?!!?" "I'll pick it up on the way home, angel. Now go get some rest, beautiful. I'll be riiiiiight home." ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #12 February 22, 2006 You want I should rough him up for you, Jaye? You tell me which Denny's and I'll be right there. Or I'll send my evil henchmen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #13 February 22, 2006 QuoteYou want I should rough him up for you, Jaye? You tell me which Denny's and I'll be right there. Or I'll send my evil henchmen. Aye, he's even farther south...he's in Tacoma. Oh well...cookie dough ice cream must suffice for now...cookie dough ice cream, a candy 'orange' slice, and a microwave flauta. That's all I need! Oh, and these Wasabi and Soy almonds. Yes, that's all I need...insensitive man!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #14 February 22, 2006 QuoteOh well...cookie dough ice cream must suffice for now...cookie dough ice cream, a candy 'orange' slice, and a microwave flauta. That's all I need! Oh, and these Wasabi and Soy almonds. You sure it's just PMS and not something more ... um... long-term? Like 9 months plus 18 years long-term? /ducks and runs for cover. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #15 February 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteOh well...cookie dough ice cream must suffice for now...cookie dough ice cream, a candy 'orange' slice, and a microwave flauta. That's all I need! Oh, and these Wasabi and Soy almonds. You sure it's just PMS and not something more ... um... long-term? Like 9 months plus 18 years long-term? /ducks and runs for cover. Not unless some OB/GYN wants to get SUED for malpractice for not tying what was s'posed to be tied up for 4 years!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #16 February 22, 2006 neener neener neener... You dont scare me missy.... fellow red head Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #17 February 22, 2006 Quote Not unless some OB/GYN wants to get SUED for malpractice for not tying what was s'posed to be tied up for 4 years!!! True story... my uncle Max is the youngest of seven kids. The other six are within 18-24 months of each other, but Max is six years younger than my aunt Sue, child #6. As an adult, he found out that, yes, my grandmother had actually had her tubes tied after Sue was born. As he put it "Well, you could look at any family photo and see that I was a mistake... I just didn't realize quite how much of a mistake I was!" That, along with "That f*&$in doctor apparently couldn't tie his shoelaces!" Of course, this is rural medicine back in the late 40s. I'm sure you're fine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #18 February 22, 2006 QuoteI'm sure you're fine. -Check your PM's. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #19 February 22, 2006 If I was a foot taller I would!!!!~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #20 February 22, 2006 Anyone hear the one about the overweight redhead chick? No.... well..... What? ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #21 February 22, 2006 QuoteAnyone hear the one about the overweight redhead chick? No.... well..... What? -Ever hear the one about the flattened diablopilot? Edit to fix spelling before someone else does and pisses me right off! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #22 February 22, 2006 I went to bed at 2:15am...it is now 7:24am, and I still ain't got no steenkin' chocolate or Cheetos! An' now I have to go lift weights!!! In my condition!!! Now I'm gonna be a buff PMS'd bitchy bunny with no happiness. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #23 February 22, 2006 Junior Mints. Mmmmm. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #24 February 22, 2006 QuoteJunior Mints. I could live with those. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #25 February 22, 2006 QuoteJunior Mints. Mmmmm. Who doesn't like junior mints? They're chocolate, they're peppermint, they're delicious!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites