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ACMESkydiver

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I have become 'PMS Avenger', and I'm pissed.

No fat jokes. No women jokes. No redhead jokes. Don't you dare correct my spelling and grammar.

And somebody GET ME SOME $*& %$#* CHOCOLATE PRONTO!!!
>:( And get me a bag of Cheetos while you're at it.

Darling husband is still not home from work yet. Hmmm... :|
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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Darling husband is still not home from work yet. Hmmm...



"Honey, where have you been ?"

"If I tell you, I have to find a new place."
:D



Why do they call it PMS ?



"Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
:ph34r:




BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!!! :D:D:D:D

-Now WTF is taking so long with those Cheetos, Happy? >:(
~Jaye
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Oooh cheetos dipped in hot melty dark chocolate sounds damn good right now. Weird!



I don't usually go for the dark stuff, but this sounds oddly tempting...:|

"Semi-sweet chips...semi-sweet chips...semi-sweet chips..."
"Momma?" :|
"Go back to bed baby. Semi-sweet chips...semi-sweet chips...semi-sweet chips..."
~Jaye
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The husband still isn't home yet, so I thought I'd call him on the cell...

"Hi honey! Hey, on your way home, can you pick up some chocolate? And some Cheetos."

"Chocolate and Cheetos..." :| "So it's 'that time' again then, is it?" :|

"Why yes, yes it is. Chocolate and Cheetos, if you please."

"Sure gorgeous, I'll be right home. Riiiiight home."


"ME!!! For the love of God, take ME!! I'll BUY! I'll buy for EVERYONE!!! Sweet Jaysus and Mary, somebody take ME!!!!!!!!"


"Sweetheart? Hey, some of the guys need me to go over just a couple more things with them...but then I'll be right home."

"WHAT ABOUT MY CHOCOLATE?!?!!?" >:(>:(>:(

"I'll pick it up on the way home, angel. Now go get some rest, beautiful. I'll be riiiiiight home."



>:(
~Jaye
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You want I should rough him up for you, Jaye? You tell me which Denny's and I'll be right there. B| Or I'll send my evil henchmen. >:(



Aye, he's even farther south...he's in Tacoma. :S Oh well...cookie dough ice cream must suffice for now...cookie dough ice cream, a candy 'orange' slice, and a microwave flauta. That's all I need! Oh, and these Wasabi and Soy almonds. Yes, that's all I need...insensitive man!!! >:(>:(>:(
~Jaye
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Oh well...cookie dough ice cream must suffice for now...cookie dough ice cream, a candy 'orange' slice, and a microwave flauta. That's all I need! Oh, and these Wasabi and Soy almonds.



You sure it's just PMS and not something more ... um... long-term? Like 9 months plus 18 years long-term?

/ducks and runs for cover.;):o

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Oh well...cookie dough ice cream must suffice for now...cookie dough ice cream, a candy 'orange' slice, and a microwave flauta. That's all I need! Oh, and these Wasabi and Soy almonds.



You sure it's just PMS and not something more ... um... long-term? Like 9 months plus 18 years long-term?

/ducks and runs for cover.;):o



Not unless some OB/GYN wants to get SUED for malpractice for not tying what was s'posed to be tied up for 4 years!!! :P
~Jaye
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Not unless some OB/GYN wants to get SUED for malpractice for not tying what was s'posed to be tied up for 4 years!!! :P



True story... my uncle Max is the youngest of seven kids. The other six are within 18-24 months of each other, but Max is six years younger than my aunt Sue, child #6.

As an adult, he found out that, yes, my grandmother had actually had her tubes tied after Sue was born. As he put it "Well, you could look at any family photo and see that I was a mistake... I just didn't realize quite how much of a mistake I was!" That, along with "That f*&$in doctor apparently couldn't tie his shoelaces!"

Of course, this is rural medicine back in the late 40s. I'm sure you're fine. ;)

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I went to bed at 2:15am...it is now 7:24am, and I still ain't got no steenkin' chocolate or Cheetos! An' now I have to go lift weights!!! >:( In my condition!!! >:(>:(>:(

Now I'm gonna be a buff PMS'd bitchy bunny with no happiness. >:(
~Jaye
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