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I'm going to say #1.

1. I have a plate and screws in my left leg
2. I went to a college with no fraternities or sororities
3. I drove a delivery truck while I was in college

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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but yeah... I'm just that pathetic.



I don't think you're pathetic but your situation sure is. Will someone at Skydive Greene County please kiss Scott full on the lips? He needs to know what he's missing out on!

edit....Ooh, I see you're going to Dublin! I have an idea....;)



Give him one that will roll up his socks!
He doesn't need a new sister.
:)
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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I'm going to say #1.

1. I have a plate and screws in my left leg
2. I went to a college with no fraternities or sororities
3. I drove a delivery truck while I was in college

Wendy W.



1 is correct, although when I was a child I did have a chance to be in a movie that was being filmed locally... Night of the Living Dead...
The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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I'm going with #2

1. I didn't get actually laid until I was 17.
2. A father gave me $1000 and told me to take his daughter out and show her a good time. I threw it back in his face.
3. I've been married 6 times.
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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PARTY TIME!!!!

I was a skydiver (even worked for a dropzone) in the 1970's. Trust me, I understand about partying :)>:(

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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1. I didn't get actually laid until I was 17.
2. A father gave me $1000 and told me to take his daughter out and show her a good time. I threw it back in his face.
3. I've been married 6 times.



I'll go with #2 as well. :D

For a mammal theme:
1. I've had a porpoise brush against me while I was skinny-dipping.
2. In fourth grade, I helped dissect a dolphin and personally removed its brain.
3. I've been charged at, and then splashed by, a humpback whale.

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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For a mammal theme:
1. I've had a porpoise brush against me while I was skinny-dipping.
2. In fourth grade, I helped dissect a dolphin and personally removed its brain.
3. I've been charged at, and then splashed by, a humpback whale.

Blues,
Dave



I'd say #1
The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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1. I'm a topless dancer;
2. I failed HomeEc because I couldn't make breadpudding;
3. I failed every level of AFF.



Well.. I'd hope for #1 ;) but I'm guessing #2...



:ph34r:..nope.



Then it better be #3 otherwise I'd have to find out where you work... :ph34r:
The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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You'd be wrong. ;)

Blues,
Dave


:D Wouldn't be the first time.... Somehow #2 just doesn't seem to 'fit' so I'll have to guess #3 now...



#3 is true...the boat was 84 years old, still mostly the original wood, and approximately the same length as the whale. She charged at us, then sounded just short of hitting us. A few minutes later she pulled up parallel to us, about 6-8 feet away, and checked us out for a minute or two. As she left, she slapped a pectoral fin and completely soaked me. ;)

Numbers 1 and 2 are made true by switching "dolphin" and "porpoise". :ph34r:

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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My turn?

1, I have autistic tendencies
2, I once electrocuted myself with 220volts.
3, I once got shot at.


~If #2 is a truth I would love to hear about being brought back to life.
~J



Nah, it was ok, well, what happened was, I was little, around 9 or 10, I had a model train, I tried to unplug it off the socket behind my bed, I couldn't see the plug or the transformer, and instead of grabing it from its plastic casing I was dumb enough to grab it from its metalic pins that where half way in. I got a bad shock, it was really fucking nasty man, my thumb was purple and I was shaking for a good 10 minutes after it happened, it must have been long too, there wasn't an automatic switch off thing at the electric board in the house, and the power didn't go down when I touched it, I don't remember how long it was, it seemed a long time to me though!
He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

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#1 used to be true, but is a current lie, #2 is true, #3 ...well I failed all but two levels.:D



Whoops, I had thought that you had said that number 2 was false. Oh well...I guess that it's my turn. :)
1. I went to the Playboy mansion several years ago for a New Year's Eve bash, but many of us decided to leave, when a drunk Anna Nicole Smith got out of hand at the party.
2. I've never tried freeflying in the sky or tunnel, and I honestly have no desire to ever try head-down flying.
3. Joan Collins, Shannon Dougherty and Alyssa Milano have all been in my parent's last home to film television shows, and Alyssa is very similar in size/shape to myself.

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1. I went to the Playboy mansion several years ago for a New Year's Eve bash, but many of us decided to leave, when a drunk Anna Nicole Smith got out of hand at the party.
2. I've never tried freeflying in the sky or tunnel, and I honestly have no desire to ever try head-down flying.
3. Joan Collins, Shannon Dougherty and Alyssa Milano have all been in my parent's last home to film television shows, and Alyssa is very similar in size/shape to myself.



I'd say #2, although I could see Anna Nicole getting drunk and out of hand and Alyssa is about your size...
The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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