rl has a crush on me

[cocheese 0]

Now what do i do ? I told her i was too young for her and too old to keep up with her. Seems my innocent flirting has got me in trouble. She's threatening to send naked pics too. Which i don't want because i might not leave the house for a week.
She said i'm way too cute to pass up not even for a day. So she's on her way here with all kinds of hand cuffs and whips, said she was going to "teach me everything" she knows, and that i had a lot to learn.

I'm scared.

[waltappel 1]

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Now what do i do ? I told her i was too young for her and too old to keep up with her. Seems my innocent flirting has got me in trouble. She's threatening to send naked pics too. Which i don't want because i might not leave the house for a week.
She said i'm way too cute to pass up not even for a day. So she's on her way here with all kinds of hand cuffs and whips, said she was going to "teach me everything" she knows, and that i had a lot to learn.

I'm scared.

Wake up cocheese--you're dreaming again.

I'm liking your dreams, though!

Walt

[NWFlyer 2]

Sure, sure she does













... in cocheese land.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[cocheese 0]

Wow i was sleep post whoring. Where am i ? What are all these restraints ?

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

She doesn't have a crush on you she just has a fever..she delirious...let her sleep.

Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[cocheese 0]

Awe she's in love, how cute.

[Lindercles 0]

I believe you cocheese. Us bros gotta stick together.

On a completely unrelated note, did you know that the Norwegians have bribed the Olympics committee so they'll win the most medals?

Also Elvis is still alive, bigfoot exists, and aliens live on mars and visit regularly.

Did anyone else see that unicorn that just went by my window?

[Beckz70018 0]

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Now what do i do ? I told her i was too young for her and too old to keep up with her. Seems my innocent flirting has got me in trouble. She's threatening to send naked pics too. Which i don't want because i might not leave the house for a week.
She said i'm way too cute to pass up not even for a day. So she's on her way here with all kinds of hand cuffs and whips, said she was going to "teach me everything" she knows, and that i had a lot to learn.

I'm scared.

You should be scared. Terrified even. All I have to say is....Yuck...

[cocheese 0]

That wasn't a Unicorn ... I think she had a strap-on attached to her head.

[cocheese 0]

I know ! Ewwwwwwww gross !

[waltappel 1]

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Now what do i do ? I told her i was too young for her and too old to keep up with her. Seems my innocent flirting has got me in trouble. She's threatening to send naked pics too. Which i don't want because i might not leave the house for a week.
She said i'm way too cute to pass up not even for a day. So she's on her way here with all kinds of hand cuffs and whips, said she was going to "teach me everything" she knows, and that i had a lot to learn.

I'm scared.

You should be scared. Terrified even. All I have to say is....Yuck...

C'mon, leave mom alone and let her have her fun! (even though it's all in cocheese's mind....)

Walt

[Beckz70018 0]

C'mon, leave mom alone and let her have her fun! (even though it's all in cocheese's mind....)

Walt

[cocheese 0]

so this thread is ok with you then ?

[waltappel 1]

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C'mon, leave mom alone and let her have her fun! (even though it's all in cocheese's mind....)

Walt

That isn't in my job description, leaving her alone. It's my job to torment her, in any way possible. I'm the one who's supposed to keep'er on her toes..

[Beckz70018 0]

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so this thread is ok with you then ?

Anything that's meant for teasing/tormenting my mom, I'm down for...

[cocheese 0]

Maybe we could get a personal attack exemption from a greenie just for tonight. Where's Lawrocket ? He could write us up a doc.
Let's tease mom ! No, we better be good kids or she'll spank us.

[Beckz70018 0]

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Maybe we could get a personal attack exemption from a greenie just for tonight. Where's Lawrocket ? He could write us up a doc.
Let's tease mom ! No, we better be good kids or she'll spank us.

She might spank you...But she can't spank me I'll claim child abuse

[cocheese 0]

I'll claim Ummm ahhhh, well don't just sit there, help me !


I think she just got up for a check in .
I'm running before it's too late. Call me chicken.

[Beckz70018 0]

Chicken! heh, she's all bark, no bite really...Well, sometimes anyway...Where is my dear mother anyway?

[MikeForsythe 0]

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But she can't spank me I'll claim child abuse

Not at 21.....checkmate.....your fair game girl so come on down!

Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

[MikeForsythe 0]

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Where is my dear mother anyway?

She had to work late to train her replacement.

Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

[cocheese 0]

Workin late to train the newbie again aye ?

[Beckz70018 0]

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But she can't spank me I'll claim child abuse

Not at 21.....checkmate.....your fair game girl so come on down!

Hmm..I duno...I think it still applies since she's my mother...Or, atleast, in my world it still applies. Besides, I'm a fast runner, I could get away from her, before she had the chance.

[diablopilot 2]

Just submit. It will be less painful in the long run, and we really don't want to hear the screaming and whimpering.

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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

[RhondaLea 4]

Just so you know, Jef...

...I sent out another set of those pictures tonight.

I think they might have gone right through Michigan...but they didn't stop. Sorry.



rl

P.S.

If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb