Mail Order Brides

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I think i want one. I can't believe that they have info commericals for them now! Anyone have any experience?

Ya know -
-You get to pick which one you want
-They are beautiful b/c of first item
-They generally want to please you
-They don't talk back
-They don't speak english well (which is probably due why the above reason is true)
- The accent

hmm what else am i missing?

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[waltappel 1]

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I think i want one. I can't believe that they have info commericals for them now! Anyone have any experience?

Ya know -
-You get to pick which one you want
-They are beautiful b/c of first item
-They generally want to please you
-They don't talk back
-They don't speak english well (which is probably due why the above reason is true)
- The accent

hmm what else am i missing?

What else are you missing? The feeling of impending doom that you should be having right about now, I suppose.

Walt

[gmittar 0]

If I wanted to fuck my maid, I'd fuck my maid...

|>.<|
Seriously, W.T.F. mate?

[Amazon 7]

Go for it...

Let us know how the divorce goes after she gets her green card

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Let us know how the divorce goes after she gets her green card

that would never happen. She'd have to love me.... right?

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

I don't know why, but that was funny!

[waltappel 1]

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Let us know how the divorce goes after she gets her green card

that would never happen. She'd have to love me.... right?

Of course, and not only that, she will be sweet and subservient!

Walt

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I guess I have another question too..

How do i break the news to my g/f?

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

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clicky

My fav part is the bottom right hand site button. "Add to Cart"

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clicky

My fav part is the bottom right hand site button. "Add to Cart"

little miss debbie!
Can i really fit her in my cart?

-women in jail, need not apply

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[Amazon 7]

DUDE.. the Women Behind Bars DOT COM thing just might be problematic

[NWFlyer 2]

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clicky

My fav part is the bottom right hand site button. "Add to Cart"

They're only $3!!!!

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clicky

My fav part is the bottom right hand site button. "Add to Cart"

They're only $3!!!!

Only $3? Hell I'll take 2 and still have enough left over for a Big Mac...

The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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DUDE.. the Women Behind Bars DOT COM thing just might be problematic

Not any worse than the ones who aren't behind bars.

I was thinking of all the advantages.

Thursday night conjugal visits
Having my weekends free.
No expensive dates.
She's got her own health coverage.
No uneasy moments with the relatives.

Easy to trust:
"So, where were you LAST night ? Hmmm?... oh, I forgot, here...for 3-5 with good behavior..."

[ryoder 1,590]

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DUDE.. the Women Behind Bars DOT COM thing just might be problematic

Not any worse than the ones who aren't behind bars.

I was thinking of all the advantages.

Thursday night conjugal visits
Having my weekends free.
No expensive dates.
She's got her own health coverage.
No uneasy moments with the relatives.

Easy to trust:
"So, where were you LAST night ? Hmmm?... oh, I forgot, here...for 3-5 with good behavior..."

You saw that
Seinfeld" episode, eh?

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Jerry, I like being with her. Plus, I know where she is all the time. I have relatively no competition. And you know how you live in fear of the pop-in?

http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheLittleJerry.html

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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What else are you missing? The feeling of impending doom that you should be having right about now, I suppose.

Walt

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I was at the bookstore today and I saw two couples together who were obvious mail order. Both men were in thier early 50's and the Flip wives were about 25 or 30. They were all very happy and the kids were good looking too.......did not see any traditional american families that looked that good today.

"Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance,
others mean and rueful of the western dream"

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I was just thinking that this may be a new scam.

Are women that you find through the internet called "E-fallopians" ?

(admit it, that's funny, ain't it? )

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Send money now to this address to help the e-fallopians. Look at these pictures. These poor women cannot even afford clothes. Their breasts swollen from lack of proper nutrition. For a modest $35 a month contribution, she will send you a monthly newsletter of her progress in college and a picture of herself in a Catholic schoolgirl outfit.

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I am such a thread killer. Start out with a serious topic, make a joke, and whammm.

[NWFlyer 2]

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I am such a thread killer. Start out with a serious topic, make a joke, and whammm.

Oh, that was a joke?

Maybe it went over the heads of the bonfire crowd.

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I am such a thread killer. Start out with a serious topic, make a joke, and whammm.

Oh, that was a joke?

Maybe it went over the heads of the bonfire crowd.

Or perhaps they got the joke but didn't respond because they had nothing further to add and let the thread die naturally...

The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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Oh, that was a joke?

Maybe it went over the heads of the bonfire crowd.

The fatal flaw may be my sense of humor.
I just type what appeals to me.

It is all the "causes" that collect money for the people that never receive it. Comparing a porn site to a money-pit cause just appealed to me.

Ethiopians to e-fallopians was too big a stretch.

I think it is humorous that mail-order brides are legal businesses, but hookers are not. "Sorry, we sell the product, rentals are not legal."

Agreeing to have sex with someone for money, that you've never met and don't like, is prostitution.
The idea that it is somehow valid because they get married makes my head swell.

This is just an example of how pathetic that men have become.

[freeflir29 0]

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hmm what else am i missing?

Make sure you read the fine print on the return policy and ask in advance if you have to pay for shipping.

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This is just an example of how pathetic that men have become.

Hasn't the mail-order bride business been around for a long time? I'm not sure this patheticness of which you speak is anything new.

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Make sure you read the fine print on the return policy

"Normal wear-and-tear..."
I've nearly rolled a rental car.

Reason for product return -
"I married her because I don't like 30 yo women. She's 30 now."