waltappel 1 #26 February 25, 2006 Quote Me too! We'll all have to fight over him! No, uh, you two can work it out amongst yourselves. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #27 February 25, 2006 OMG this is killing me anyone click on 'success stories' or 'gurantee' ?? Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #28 February 25, 2006 HA, I got the same one.... must be fate, we'll still be together even with our mail order hubby!!! g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #29 February 25, 2006 QuoteWhere can i get one? Edited cause I cannot spell...well i can but..nm..edited cause im a moron it'll cost you a whisperlite..... Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #30 February 25, 2006 QuoteHA, I got the same one.... must be fate, we'll still be together even with our mail order hubby!!! He's one lucky guy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #31 February 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhere can i get one? Edited cause I cannot spell...well i can but..nm..edited cause im a moron it'll cost you a whisperlite..... Whoa you are cheep.... What is the warrenty? I want to go to that site, but im at work pretty sure that would be blocked....though if it showed up on the report my boss (who is a riot) would NEVER let me hear the end of it~ She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #32 February 25, 2006 not worth much more than a lot of laughs - the site that is definitely wouldnt want my boss to see me lookin at it Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #33 February 25, 2006 Here is the site's gurantee, hope Steven can measure up for ya MailOrderHusbands, Inc is proud to offer the best guarantee in the industry. A few conditions apply. We're so confident you'll like our bachelors that we promise the following: Use the product for up to 30 days. If the product you purchased was different than advertised - just return your purchase and we will gladly refund your money. If you find an advertised product for less with the same features as the product you purchased through MailOrderHusbands.net we will gladly refund the difference. Offer valid from 30 days of purchase. Carefully read these terms and conditions, which will apply if you wish to proceed with the purchase of any product. M-O-H may, at its discretion, change, modify, add or remove these Terms at any time. Please check these terms periodically for changes. 9. WARRANTIES 9.1 We will endeavour to transfer to you the benefit of any manufacturer’s warranty or guarantee given to us. 9.2 Subject to the conditions set out below, we warrant that the Goods will correspond with their specification at the time of delivery and will be free from defects in quality, material workmanship and condition for a period of 12 months from delivery. 9.3 We shall not be liable for a breech of any of the warranty in clause 9.2 unless: 9.3.1 You give us written notice of the defect within 7 days of the time you discover or ought to have discovered the defect; and 9.3.2 We are given reasonable opportunity after receiving your notice of defect to examine the Goods in question and you (if asked by us to do so) shall return the Goods to the Address at our Cost for the examination to take place there. 9.4 We shall not be liable for a breech of the warranty in clause 9.2 if: 9.4.1 You make any further use of such Goods after giving notice of the defect to us 9.4.2 The defect arises as a result of fair wear and tear, wilful damage, negligence, misuse, abnormal working conditions or your failure to follow our oral or written instructions as to the storage or use of the Goods. 9.4.3 You alter or repair such Goods without our prior written consent; or 9.4.4 You have not paid the Contract Price for the Goods by the Payment Date. 9.5 Subject to clause 9.3, if any of the Goods do not conform with any of the warranty in clause 9.2, then within 30 days of us examining the defective Goods, we shall (at our option): 9.5.1 Repair or replace such Goods (or the defective part) free of charge; or 9.5.2 Refund the price of such Goods (or a proportionate part of the price) provided that you deliver up the Goods for collection (or, if we so request and at our expense you return the Goods of the part of such Goods which is defective to us at the Address). 9.6 If we comply with clause 9.5 we shall have no further liability for a breech of any of the warranty in condition 9.2 in respect of such Goods. Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #34 February 25, 2006 Lemme guess....he's got to be able to pack (and quickly), right? muahahahaha! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #35 February 25, 2006 QuoteLemme guess....he's got to be able to pack (and quickly), right? muahahahaha! Nah, had one of those, though it was nice it really wasnt all that important. Other issues take precedence!She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #36 February 25, 2006 I know must be good at oral.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #37 February 25, 2006 QuoteI know must be good at oral. Now you're talkin'! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #38 February 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteLemme guess....he's got to be able to pack (and quickly), right? muahahahaha! Nah, had one of those, though it was nice it really wasnt all that important. Other issues take precedence! are they all sexual in nature? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #39 February 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteLemme guess....he's got to be able to pack (and quickly), right? muahahahaha! Nah, had one of those, though it was nice it really wasnt all that important. Other issues take precedence! are they all sexual in nature? There is a nice balance She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #40 February 27, 2006 What if they'll pack for you *and* the sex is good? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #41 February 27, 2006 QuoteWhat if they'll pack for you *and* the sex is good? Now that is a good start She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #42 February 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhat if they'll pack for you *and* the sex is good? Now that is a good start see, another show of proof that women don't know what they want Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #43 February 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteWhat if they'll pack for you *and* the sex is good? Now that is a good start see, another show of proof that women don't know what they want I said it was a start....didnt say that was it.. My prior post made the comment about balance, and yes there is a nice balance. She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #44 February 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteWhat if they'll pack for you *and* the sex is good? Now that is a good start see, another show of proof that women don't know what they want If all it took was packing and good sex to keep me happy in a relationship, well, then I'd be a guy, wouldn't I? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #45 February 27, 2006 QuoteWhere can i get one? Edited cause I cannot spell...well i can but..nm..edited cause im a moron what - did you lose my address again? gheese women!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
