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Question for the guys: Ever had a "bad" blow job from a woman?

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does being bitten and actually bleeding count as bad?

I believe this quote works here, "Not so hard that it bleeds" :ph34r:



Again - I caution about absolutes - everyone has different levels.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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does being bitten and actually bleeding count as bad?

I believe this quote works here, "Not so hard that it bleeds" :ph34r:



oh and I believe it isnt neccessary to actually puke up dinner and drinks on me either...[:/]




I am now sending you the bill for getting a new monitor.>:(

Don't do that while I'm drinking Dr Pepper!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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it burned[:/]


They make pennicillin for that.

LOL

What's funny - is that I am sure there are more than just a few women that reading this that are saying to them selves - Yep - I rememeber a night like that - I don't drink Tequila anymore for JUST THAT REASON.:ph34r::ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I've got nothing against gay guys--after all, it makes sense that gay blow jobs would be the gold standard of blow jobs. That's not what I want to know about, though.

I want to know if any guys have had what they would consider to be a bad blow job from a woman. By bad, I mean painful, or causing injury, or anything else that would make it an unpleasant experience.

Walt



Using the conditions given (i.e. painful, causing injury or anything that would make it unpleasant) I'd have to say no I haven't had a bad blow job from a woman.
The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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HOLY SHIT!!! What are you doing here?! Shouldn't you be in that other place hounding Jimmy Smith?!? :S:D:S



Oh Christ, who let him in here? :S

We're doomed. :|

:D



I think it's your fault. Wasn't today your turn to stand guard? Your pennance is that you must now trust me. ;)

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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HOLY SHIT!!! What are you doing here?! Shouldn't you be in that other place hounding Jimmy Smith?!? :S:D:S



Oh Christ, who let him in here? :S

We're doomed. :|

:D



I think it's your fault. Wasn't today your turn to stand guard? Your pennance is that you must now trust me. ;)

Blues,
Dave



Give it up Dave.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Yes, I have had a bad one. I was laying down, and she was doing a splendid job, maintaining some eye contact, etc. She was on her knees and her left arm. She apparently lost her balance a little and put her right hand down between my legs to balance herself. Unfortuantely, there was a part of me that was between the bed and her hand. Yeah, that was pretty bad. That was pretty damned bad.

So, add a raging case of blue balls with some balls that were almost black and blue, and I'd say that would qualify. She did make up for it, though.

I've had a couple of other bad ones, but that one was the worst.


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I think it's your fault. Wasn't today your turn to stand guard? Your pennance is that you must now trust me. ;)



The spelling police will right along to pick you up and take you away. :|

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Give it up Dave.



You would think.

He's had 11 years to make his case, and this is the best he can do? :|

I think he should lose his guy card.

:ph34r::ph34r:
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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He's had 11 years to make his case, and this is the best he can do? :|

I think he should lose his guy card.

:ph34r::ph34r:



>:(>:(>:(
OK, I'll surrender it temporarily while, uhh, reviewing these alleged "bad" pictures. But I want it back as soon as I'm finished! :D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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I cant think of anyway a blowjob could be bad apart from when their teeth get involved. It happened to me and i was sore for days.

In reply to Anonymous : Teeth are goood.:)
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Yes, I have had a bad one. I was laying down, and she was doing a splendid job, maintaining some eye contact, etc. She was on her knees and her left arm. She apparently lost her balance a little and put her right hand down between my legs to balance herself. Unfortuantely, there was a part of me that was between the bed and her hand. Yeah, that was pretty bad. That was pretty damned bad.

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I am glad I have not experienced the BJ/crushed nuts finish! yikes ....[:/]:o

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I want to know if any guys have had what they would consider to be a bad blow job from a woman. By bad, I mean painful, or causing injury, or anything else that would make it an unpleasant experience.

Walt




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Yes, I have had a bad one. I was laying down, and she was doing a splendid job, maintaining some eye contact, etc. She was on her knees and her left arm. She apparently lost her balance a little and put her right hand down between my legs to balance herself. Unfortuantely, there was a part of me that was between the bed and her hand. Yeah, that was pretty bad. That was pretty damned bad.

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I am glad I have not experienced the BJ/crushed nuts finish! yikes ....[:/]:o



Yeah, I'm thinkin' it *did* kind of finish the action for a while.

Walt

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Ladies. Don't bite the dick.

You can nibble, suckle, lick, blow, suck, caress, fondle, tickle, and kiss it.

but do not, under any circumstances, bite the manpole.



I'll remember that in...how many days is it now? >:(

But some guys like teeth.

rl
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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