Feeblemind 1 #26 February 27, 2006 Yep I have had the painful top teeth catching the tip Despite numerous attempts to correct the reoccuring teeth scrapping sensation with verbal coaching she just wasn't correcting the error. I figured enough foreplay and we moved on to other options that were not painful. Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #27 February 27, 2006 I've run the spectrum.....from a black and decker pecker wrecker to 1 or 2 ladies that I swore were looking for the cure to cancer. One of them found it, but she swallowed it. Bad blow jobs can be either from physical pain, complete clumsiness, or lack of enthusiasm. I'd rather not get one than have a girl that is just kinda there, boring both of us with her ministrations. I guess I am just picky about the head I give. I know one girl that treats it like an art form. I wish she would give lessons to the rest of them that have no clue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #28 February 27, 2006 QuoteI've run the spectrum.....from a black and decker pecker wrecker to 1 or 2 ladies that I swore were looking for the cure to cancer. One of them found it, but she swallowed it. Can't. Stop. Laughing. You funny, dude."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #29 February 27, 2006 One word: Teeth.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #30 February 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteI've run the spectrum.....from a black and decker pecker wrecker to 1 or 2 ladies that I swore were looking for the cure to cancer. One of them found it, but she swallowed it. Can't. Stop. Laughing. You funny, dude. Glad I could help hun. I am headed back into the radiology batcave now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
co_sky_pirate 0 #31 February 27, 2006 Unfortunately I have, Walt. The girl I was dating at the time was an amateur lingerie model (and still is, I think). So of course I thought she was "experienced", being such a hottie and all. Anywho, I took her to my work Xmas party and we stayed the night at the hotel. So we started foolin around and when this girl started workin my chicksicle...it f*ckin HURT like a mofo! She literally sucked so hard that after a couple minutes, my little guys' head was purple and bruised for days! I had to make her stop because I was in such pain. On top of the bruising she had no rythym whatsoever and did the teeth thing too. So don't judge the book by it's cover guys! Worst...blowjob...ever. There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #32 February 27, 2006 QuoteOk, any guy who *has* had a bad one, please post details. If you don't want to do that, please PM me and I'll post the details with all identifying information removed. Walt Not alot of detail - Too much teeth and too little experiance.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #33 February 27, 2006 QuoteSo of course I thought she was "experienced", being such a hottie and all. Perhaps you'd have something to add over in this thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #34 February 27, 2006 or even worse... Too much teeth and too little experience and alot of enthusiasm!!. = OK.. That’s enough of that..!! Actually the worst I have ran into (And most common) is the old Lips tightly over the Teeth, Slide up and down and call it a Blow Job. Sorry babe.. not even close. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #35 February 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteSo of course I thought she was "experienced", being such a hottie and all. Perhaps you'd have something to add over in this thread. Please don't encourage more carnage. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #36 February 27, 2006 Quote...Actually the worst I have ran into (And most common) is the old Lips tightly over the Teeth, Slide up and down and call it a Blow Job. Sorry babe.. not even close. The "Open Wide - Deep Throat" isn't worth a crap either.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #37 February 27, 2006 QuoteQuote...Actually the worst I have ran into (And most common) is the old Lips tightly over the Teeth, Slide up and down and call it a Blow Job. Sorry babe.. not even close. The "Open Wide - Deep Throat" isn't worth a crap either. That depends on how many "rings" you get to go by now doesn't it?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #38 February 27, 2006 You know.. After posting that.. I thought about it for a minute... Every Single Woman that has every Attempted to perform this act on me, Regardless of Skill, Technique or Teeth... Was appreciated. It is a generally selfless act where someone is attempting to do something just for you and should be acknowledged as such. Yes, I have had some "Not so Great" Blow Jobs in my life, but every single one was special and appreciated. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
co_sky_pirate 0 #39 February 27, 2006 Ooh...yeah...I just skimmed through that thread and...youch! I'm not sure I could add anything to that pile of smoldering rubber tires. BTW Walt, you have some of the BEST posts ever. Keep up the good work my friend! (Still laughing about your trip to the Texan gloryhole themepark.) There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #40 February 27, 2006 Quote but every single one was special and appreciated. I see you have forgotten about that little "Group" incident - funny how a selective memory works.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #41 February 27, 2006 QuoteYou know.. After posting that.. I thought about it for a minute... Every Single Woman that has every Attempted to perform this act on me, Regardless of Skill, Technique or Teeth... Was appreciated. It is a generally selfless act where someone is attempting to do something just for you and should be acknowledged as such. Yes, I have had some "Not so Great" Blow Jobs in my life, but every single one was special and appreciated. That is a GREAT answer!!!! Thanks for posting that. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #42 February 27, 2006 QuoteOoh...yeah...I just skimmed through that thread and...youch! I'm not sure I could add anything to that pile of smoldering rubber tires. No?? Nothing about how hot = slut or lingerie model = experienced? How disappointing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #43 February 27, 2006 Nope.. Any Groups Incidents (Which I will neither confirm nor deny) would have to qualify as EXTRA Special!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #44 February 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou know.. After posting that.. I thought about it for a minute... Every Single Woman that has every Attempted to perform this act on me, Regardless of Skill, Technique or Teeth... Was appreciated. It is a generally selfless act where someone is attempting to do something just for you and should be acknowledged as such. Yes, I have had some "Not so Great" Blow Jobs in my life, but every single one was special and appreciated. That is a GREAT answer!!!! Thanks for posting that. Walt OK - I agree that is is a "Just for you" act - But is it viewed the same by women?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #45 February 27, 2006 Quote OK - I agree that is is a "Just for you" act - But is it viewed the same by women? I'm not going to get off from giving a man a blow job, if that's what you're asking. But sex isn't always about that... it's a give and take, and I do get pleasure from giving pleasure, as I would hope that my partner would as well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #46 February 27, 2006 QuoteQuote OK - I agree that is is a "Just for you" act - But is it viewed the same by women? I'm not going to get off from giving a man a blow job, if that's what you're asking. But sex isn't always about that... it's a give and take, and I do get pleasure from giving pleasure, as I would hope that my partner would as well. Not what I was asking - Do you view us going down as a selfless act . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #47 February 27, 2006 QuoteDo you view us going down as a selfless act . . . I think I answered the question anyway. But to be specific: no. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #48 February 27, 2006 Quote Bad blow jobs can be either from physical pain, complete clumsiness, or lack of enthusiasm. I told you about my friend's little sister, if memory serves. I'm not sure if I mentioned she had no idea what she was doing cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazelos 0 #49 February 27, 2006 Seriously, why do chicks like to bite on it? Just suck it gently, damn itHe who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
co_sky_pirate 0 #50 February 27, 2006 "No?? Nothing about how hot = slut or lingerie model = experienced? How disappointing." Heeheehee, sorry to disappoint. Nah, because it's not always true and I'm not looking to get you wonderful ladies pissed off...although... pissed off women are HOT! Hmmm... The same goes for you ladies though. Checking out the chiseled dude on the beach or dancing with all the girls at the club, and you thinking, "What a ladies' man (or perhaps manslut?). He GOTTA be experienced!" But ultimately he knows his way around the bedroom like Ray Charles in the MoMA. But Thanatos had a great point in that they're all appreciated...even if they didn't send you to the stratosphere. There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
