waltappel 1 #1 February 27, 2006 I've got nothing against gay guys--after all, it makes sense that gay blow jobs would be the gold standard of blow jobs. That's not what I want to know about, though. I want to know if any guys have had what they would consider to be a bad blow job from a woman. By bad, I mean painful, or causing injury, or anything else that would make it an unpleasant experience. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #2 February 27, 2006 lol...you've got sex on your mind quite a bit lately. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #3 February 27, 2006 Ok, any guy who *has* had a bad one, please post details. If you don't want to do that, please PM me and I'll post the details with all identifying information removed. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #4 February 27, 2006 Quotelol...you've got sex on your mind quite a bit lately. Yep, must be from thinkin' about you! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 February 27, 2006 Quoteanything else that would make it an unpleasant experience. *** You mean like when Granny removes her fake choppers and puts them in a glass on the night stand... BEFORE turning out the lights, instead of AFTER?!? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #6 February 27, 2006 but isn't a bad bj supposed to be like that bumper sticker? --i'd rather have a bad day fishing than a good day working? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #7 February 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteanything else that would make it an unpleasant experience. *** You mean like when Granny removes her fake choppers and puts them in a glass on the night stand... BEFORE turning out the lights, instead of AFTER?!? I was thinking more along the line of physical pain than psychological scarring. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #8 February 27, 2006 QuoteYep, must be from thinkin' about you! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 February 27, 2006 QuoteI was thinking more along the line of physical pain than psychological scarring. *** You mean keeping the 'choppers' IN?!?!??! OUCHIE! That's gonna leave a mark! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #10 February 27, 2006 Quotebut isn't a bad bj supposed to be like that bumper sticker? --i'd rather have a bad day fishing than a good day working? That's what I'm talkin' about!!!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #11 February 27, 2006 you don't have a choice that works for me... Wait never mind... I suppose "No" works just fine...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #12 February 27, 2006 Walt, Define bad. Bad as in painful,no. Bad as couldn't do it well enough to reach........Yes. Usually. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #13 February 27, 2006 Here's an anonymous response I received: Quote I cant think of anyway a blowjob could be bad apart from when their teeth get involved. It happened to me and i was sore for days. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #14 February 27, 2006 QuoteWalt, Define bad. Bad as in painful,no. Bad as couldn't do it well enough to reach........Yes. Usually. Bad as in painful or causing injury. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #15 February 27, 2006 with how the polls have gone lately, I wonder when the next poll titled "Ladies, ever given a bad blow job and why" Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #16 February 27, 2006 Quote...as in painful or causing injury. *** I usually gotta pay EXTRA for that! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #17 February 27, 2006 Quotewith how the polls have gone lately, I wonder when the next poll titled "Ladies, ever given a bad blow job and why" Even though I am *obviously* a glutton for punishment, not even *I* would touch that one with a ten foot stick! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #18 February 27, 2006 Oh I bet lots of ladies would admit to it.... I would. Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #19 February 27, 2006 OR better yet.....Ladies have you ever felt that you were weather stripped? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #20 February 27, 2006 Absolutely. Most are just so-so. Pleasant enough foreplay, but definitely not good enough to, uh, finalize the transaction. Occasionally though, there have been flat out terrible sensations, as in "Hey! HEY!!! HEEYYY!!! OK honey, you gotta stop!!!" Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #21 February 27, 2006 Quoteweather stripped? Grape juice all over monitor Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #22 February 27, 2006 Any guy who hasn't got it in him to give instruction and to talk about what he likes deserves a crummy blow job. Edited to add: there's a lot of variety in preferences among men, and to expect a woman to have ESP is......par for the course, I guess.If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #23 February 27, 2006 QuoteAny guy who hasn't got it in him to give instruction and to talk about what he likes deserves a crummy blow job. I haven't had enough good ones to know what I like. Me trying to instruct someone in how to give a blowjob would be the ultimate case of the blind leading the blind. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #24 February 27, 2006 PS. Your new sig line used to be my FAVORITE quote!Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #25 February 27, 2006 personally, I would think that it would make the experiance better if you communicate where to go, what to do..."try this" There is no shame in letting someone know what you like and dislike. Just makes it more pleasant for both in the long run.*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
