Ladies: Have you ever felt you were "weather stripped" by a guy?

[ccowden 0]

I agree. It's kinda like when a girl scrapes her teeth on you. I find it difficult to be too pissed off cuz hey, if she is scraping her teeth, that means it is in her mouth, and how can that be too awfully bad?

[turtlespeed 226]

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I agree. It's kinda like when a girl scrapes her teeth on you. I find it difficult to be too pissed off cuz hey, if she is scraping her teeth, that means it is in her mouth, and how can that be too awfully bad?

Yeah . . . just the fact that they can lay back and enjoy - the um - toes curling - and such.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

So your the type of guy that will take what he can get, huh?


Sad, sad, sad little man, aren't you?




Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[ccowden 0]

Nope, I am the type of man who wouldn't complain if a woman was nice enough to go down on me.

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

Hey Walt!!!!! I rest my case!!! LOL!!!!

Love ya, Chris!!!
Thank you!


Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[RhondaLea 4]

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So your the type of guy that will take what he can get, huh?

Aren't they all?

My experience with the guys who will actually talk about it is that they all have different preferences. I've met guys who like a little teeth. I've talked to guys who like more suction, less suction, faster, slower, "suck my balls," "leave my balls alone."

It's like...can you make up your collective freakin' mind, so we know what to do?

"An art form" for one guy can be a "lousy blow job" for the next one.

And it's the same thing when you reverse it. I love telling the story of the guy who informed me quite seriously that he knew what would please me because it was what all women want. I started looking for evidence of a subscription to Cosmo.

If you're intimate enough to have sex with another person, you damn well ought to be intimate enough to talk about what you're doing to each other.

rl

If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

"Aren't they all"

Yep.

Are they willing to "admit" it....maybe not so quickly.

Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[NWFlyer 2]

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I started looking for evidence of a subscription to Cosmo.

C'mon, now, I learned everything I know about what ALL MEN WANT from Cosmo.

[turtlespeed 226]

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"Aren't they all"

Yep.

Are they willing to "admit" it....maybe not so quickly.

Bobbi

Wel then - we'll just have to see if i admit it then - huh?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[ccowden 0]

It's really simple. There are no "rules" and set techniques that make it good or bad. It is about pleasing the person you are going down on. If you make an effort to do that and the receiver tells you what they like or don't, then it's really not rocket science. And like you said, what works for one, might not for another. It's about being open with each other, plain and simple.

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It's really simple. There are no "rules" and set techniques that make it good or bad. It is about pleasing the person you are going down on. If you make an effort to do that and the receiver tells you what they like or don't, then it's really not rocket science. And like you said, what works for one, might not for another. It's about being open with each other, plain and simple.

Somehow I see Wendy making an appearance in here soon.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[RhondaLea 4]

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It's really simple. There are no "rules" and set techniques that make it good or bad. It is about pleasing the person you are going down on. If you make an effort to do that and the receiver tells you what they like or don't, then it's really not rocket science. And like you said, what works for one, might not for another. It's about being open with each other, plain and simple.

This is like...the second time in just a couple of days, right?

I'm scared. If we're in agreement too many more times, the world may end.

If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

[turtlespeed 226]

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It's really simple. There are no "rules" and set techniques that make it good or bad. It is about pleasing the person you are going down on. If you make an effort to do that and the receiver tells you what they like or don't, then it's really not rocket science. And like you said, what works for one, might not for another. It's about being open with each other, plain and simple.

This is like...the second time in just a couple of days, right?

I'm scared. If we're in agreement too many more times, the world may end.

This is the end of the world as we know it . . . .

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[ccowden 0]

You wanna stay off dz.com for a few days, or should I?

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

Now the way i look at it...if the guy doesn't have an orgasm...the BJ wasn't all that great....I mean after all, for me anyway, its all about making the guys toes curl...or his knees buckle.

Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[turtlespeed 226]

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You wanna stay off dz.com for a few days, or should I?

If you do - either of you - proceed to the official/unofficial good bye thread -
I would - but the last one was misunderstod and deleted - meh - oh well?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[turtlespeed 226]

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Now the way i look at it...if the guy doesn't have an orgasm...the BJ wasn't all that great....I mean after all, for me anyway, its all about making the guys toes curl...or his knees buckle.

Bobbi

Good way to be a giver - ^5! But not reality - sometimes it is just supposed to be a starter upper.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

"sometimes it is just supposed to be a starter upper"

I'll agree to that...

Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[ccowden 0]

The really good ones make me feel like I went blind for a minute. Oh, and I can't move.

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The really good ones make me feel like I went blind for a minute. Oh, and I can't move.

I always seem to need to repair either the furniture or the carpet when one of those happens.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[altichick 1]

Guys... All you needed to know http://www.unclemelon.com/how_to_eat_pussy.html

Don't sweat the petty things... and don't pet the sweaty things!

[base689 0]

> if the guy doesn't have an orgasm...the BJ wasn't all that great....
Again: it's not a rule. We are not all the same.
What about if the bloke stops you before reaching orgasm?
What about if same bloke consider BJ an oustanding foreplay (that, yes, can be done good or bad) but he prefers to reach orgasm some other way (just "making love")?
What about same bloke as above who enjoys BJ so much but still prefers to reach orgasm (9 times out of 10) the "old way"?
What about same bloke prefers to have his own toes curled "the old way"? P.S.: About "if the guy doesn't have an orgasm...": if BJ isn't TOO terrible, staying THERE and DOING it, sooner or later, the bloke will reach orgasm, but (IMO) a BJ is a matter of reciprocal fun, not a job (that you MUST fulfill) nor a duty. Just my 0.02€.

Stay safe out there
Blue Skies and Soft Walls
BASE #689 - base_689AT_NO_123_SPAMyahoo.com

[akarunway 1]

Personally I prefer giving a " Dirty Sanchez"______-The Dirty Sanchez, Etc.


Here is a fairly extensive compilation of some of the

extraordinary sexual activities that can be performed by men:

1. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you proceed

to shit on her chest. (A.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)

2. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep

and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

3. Western Grip- When jerking off, turn your hand around, so

that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western.

4. The Blumpkin- You need to find a real tramp to do this

right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.

5. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments

before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the

back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly,

the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.

6. Golden Shower - Any form of pissing all over a chick (a.k.a.- watersports)

7. Pearl Necklace - Well known. Whenever you cum on the

neck/cleavage area of a girl - it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.

8. Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty

wombat and you know you've got to give her the slip. However,

you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must

gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful.

9. Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you

oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek.

It should leave a lasting impression similar to purple mushroom.

10. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a coyote. Strictly a class move.

11. Fishhook - A variation of the shocker in which you pull

back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus.

12. The Ram - Again, you're attacking from behind, when you

start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The

force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.

13. Bismarck- This is another one involving oral sex. Right before

you are about to cum, you pull out, shooting your load all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and cum together.

14. Jelly Dougnut: A derivation of the Bismark. All you have to

do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head.

15. The Woody Woodpecker: When a girl is sucking on your balls,

tap the head of your cock on her forehead.

16. Dog in a Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you

attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it

can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

17. Tossing Salad - Another prison act where one person is

forced to basically chow asshole with the help of whatever condiments are

available, i.e. Jell-O, olive oil, etc. I'm never going to prison.

18. Rim Job: Another name for tossing salad. Focuses on the use

of the tongue.

19. The Bucking Bronco- An all time classic. You start by going
doggy style on a girl and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits or hips as tightly as possible and call her a big fat no-good worthless slob. More than likely, she will try to escape. This will give you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.

20. Pink glove - This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough.
When you pull out to give her money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.

21. The Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having
her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure

as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all

over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed).

22. New York Style Taco - Anytime when you are so drunk that

when you go down, you boot on her box. Happy trails.

23. The Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while

laying the bone doggie style, you insert Your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez.

24. The Fish Eye - From behind, you shove your finger in her

ass (or his if you are in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed

winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.

25. Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick lapping away and

discover that it just happens to be the time of the month. By no means do you

stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry

smothers your face.

26. Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who

has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's Afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her.

27. The ChiliDog - You take a shit on a girl's tits and then

proceed to titty fuck her.

28. Gaylord Perry: Going to only one knuckle during an anal

probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle ball pitcher proud and use multiple

knuckles on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of two knuckles required (either

on one finger or on multiple).

29. Rear Admiral: An absolute blast. When getting a chic from

behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to

anythingwhen she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside

so that you end up pushing her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun to have her trip on her face on the floor. You become an Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

30. Glass Bottom Boat: Putting saran wrap over your partners

face and proceeding to lay a hot shit there.

31. Ray-Bans: Put your testicles over her eye sockets while

getting head.

(Picture it: ass on forhead) It may be anatomically impossible,

but it is definitely worth a try.

32. Snowmobile: Always a blast. When getting a girl while she's

on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.

33. Dutch Oven: Rather simple. Whenever you bust ass while in

the sack pull the covers over both of your head so she can enjoy your pork and beans as well.


hez"

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

What if you in the shower and you can't do it the "old way"?


I hear ya, trust me....I much perfer the "old way" myself.

Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

My!! Aren't you well informed??!!





Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.