plowdirt 0 #26 February 27, 2006 WHAT??? Step away from the PC, Go to the DZ. That sounds like one of those questions that my X used to ask. Answer: Um Yea, hey look sex in the city is on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #27 February 27, 2006 Why yes, yes I do.... Is that bad? Am I going to get spanked or something?? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 29 #28 February 27, 2006 sorry much to complicated questions, my brain hurts The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mdrejhon 8 #29 February 27, 2006 From a blog... Question: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Answer: If a woodchuck would chuck a woodchuck would chuck a woodchucks worth of wood, and if a woodchuck won't chuck a woodchuck would still chuck a woodchucks worth of wood, because if a woodchuck won't chuck a woodchuck wouldn't chuck and no wood would get chucked, if no wood were woodchuck-chucked then no wood would a woodchuck be chucking, and therefore no wood would therefore be a woodchucks worth of wood. But...if a woodchuck would chuck a woodchuck would chuck and some wood would get chucked, if some wood were woodchuck-chucked then some wood would a woodchuck be chucking, and therefore some wood would therefore be a woodchucks worth of wood. So if a woodchuck can't chuck or a woodchuck won't chuck, or a woodchuck could or would, a woodchuck can not help but chuck a woodchucks worth of wood. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #30 February 27, 2006 QuoteHow much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Oh, they mostly dig holes in the ground... stupid rodents... They're like huge Rats... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #31 February 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteHow much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck were chuck norris? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #32 February 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteHow much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck were Chuck Barry?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #33 February 27, 2006 half as much as chuck norris? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #34 February 28, 2006 Looks like the rubber and glue are gonna win! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sick_Of_It_All 0 #35 February 28, 2006 Say what?! Sounds like a question you used to get asked when you were a kid and did something wrong. They would always word it strange so you weren't sure how to answer. I'm rubber, you're glue! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #36 February 28, 2006 QuoteFrom a blog... Question: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchck could chuck.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
