happythoughts 0 #1 February 28, 2006 I'm thinking of getting one of those new "Celebrity" jobs. I'll need a little support from you folks to get it rolling. There are some people out there who are not singers, actors, musicians, etc. They have no talents or marketable skills. They are just celebrities. They get paid to show up at parties and draw a crowd. What are the key elements that make up the job description? Drawing a crowd? (Other than law enforcement) Drinking and getting out of control? (check) What is the plan? What is my first step in my new career? Based on my basic self, nudity isn't going to work as an attention-getting mechanism (at least, good attention). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xenaswampjumper 0 #2 February 28, 2006 YOU HAVE A JOB????????????????????? till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #3 February 28, 2006 Get a sex changeMy reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #4 February 28, 2006 You could link yourself to someone famous (or infamous). Classic example: Kato Kaelin. You could get on a reality show. Classic example: well, far too many to mention. Unfortunately, the old standby gig from the 80s is long gone with the demise of Love Boat and Fantasy Island."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 February 28, 2006 QuoteYOU HAVE A JOB????????????????????? I'm not afraid of work. You'd be amazed how close that I have been to it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 February 28, 2006 QuoteGet a sex change Getting some. Not THAT would be a change. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #7 February 28, 2006 Quote You could link yourself to someone famous (or infamous). Classic example: Kato Kaelin. That's one of my strategies. I have been offering Sunny an almost inexhaustable supply of free advice (well worth it, I might add ). Once she becomes independently wealthy, she is hiring me as Cabana Boy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites xenaswampjumper 0 #8 February 28, 2006 Ok....I gave this some thought... first you have to have a possie!!!!! Only beautiful and charismatic people allowed!!!!! second you have to have a theme, after all the possie must be in sinc and stylin!!!!!! and third drugs, sex and rock n roll baby!!!!!!! till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #9 February 28, 2006 I think you have to have a tiny dog to carry around with you first.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #10 March 1, 2006 I'm going to model my style after Jack Nicholson when he played the Joker. I'll have the guy walking behind me carrying the boom box. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #11 March 1, 2006 QuoteI think you have to have a tiny dog to carry around with you first. I don't know. The tiny dog is ok, but the ruby slippers aren't my thing. On the upside, I could go home any time I wanted. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites xenaswampjumper 0 #12 March 1, 2006 the dog thing isn't bad.....just don't forget the tinman, scarecrow and lion......I would be happy to be the wicked witch till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
happythoughts 0 #7 February 28, 2006 Quote You could link yourself to someone famous (or infamous). Classic example: Kato Kaelin. That's one of my strategies. I have been offering Sunny an almost inexhaustable supply of free advice (well worth it, I might add ). Once she becomes independently wealthy, she is hiring me as Cabana Boy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xenaswampjumper 0 #8 February 28, 2006 Ok....I gave this some thought... first you have to have a possie!!!!! Only beautiful and charismatic people allowed!!!!! second you have to have a theme, after all the possie must be in sinc and stylin!!!!!! and third drugs, sex and rock n roll baby!!!!!!! till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #9 February 28, 2006 I think you have to have a tiny dog to carry around with you first.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 March 1, 2006 I'm going to model my style after Jack Nicholson when he played the Joker. I'll have the guy walking behind me carrying the boom box. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 March 1, 2006 QuoteI think you have to have a tiny dog to carry around with you first. I don't know. The tiny dog is ok, but the ruby slippers aren't my thing. On the upside, I could go home any time I wanted. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xenaswampjumper 0 #12 March 1, 2006 the dog thing isn't bad.....just don't forget the tinman, scarecrow and lion......I would be happy to be the wicked witch till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
