beezyshaw 0 #1 March 1, 2006 ACTUAL HEADLINES -Eye drops off shelf -Helicopter powered by human flies -CIRCUMCISIONS CUT BACK -Area man wins award for nuclear accident -STORM DELAYED BY BAD WEATHER -Dead guitarist now slimmer and trimmer -Cockroach slain, Husband badly hurt -Ecuador's President Declares He's Not Dead -MAN, SHOT IN HEAD TWICE, GETS MAD -Teacher Dies; Board Accepts Resignation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #2 March 1, 2006 sometimes i wonder if these are created just out of boredom of the writer Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #3 March 1, 2006 Where did you find these headlines? that is too funny----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beezyshaw 0 #4 March 1, 2006 hmmm, maybe the newspaper ps Hey Ben, pm me, I'm supposed to get with you before I go to the dz tomorrow Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
