Sebazz1 2 #1 March 1, 2006 A big law firm recently hired several cannibals from Borneo. "You're all part of our team now," said the H.R. Rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all of our usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees." The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm quite satisfied with you. However, one of our paralegals has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads "no." After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "which one of you idiots ate the paralegal?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued: "You fool!!! For four weeks we've been eating lawyers and no one noticed anything, but NOOOO, you had to go and eat someone important." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #2 March 1, 2006 Fine Young Cannibals... She Drives Me Crazy (who-who) Like No One Else (who-who) She Drives Me Crazy And I Can't Help Myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #3 March 1, 2006 I recently heard a great standup routine about cannibalism. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orange1 0 #4 March 1, 2006 QuoteFine Young Cannibals... Got their name from http://movies2.nytimes.com/gst/movies/movie.html?v_id=83489 Are we meant to continue this thread on the cannibals theme, or on the lawyer-bashing-joke theme? Skydiving: wasting fossil fuels just for fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #5 March 1, 2006 I didn't think anyone noticed the lawyer bashing pro paralegal tone of the post but focused more on "Cannibals".. such are skydivers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #6 March 1, 2006 QuoteI didn't think anyone noticed the lawyer bashing pro paralegal tone of the post but focused more on "Cannibals".. such are skydivers... Eat me. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #7 March 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteI didn't think anyone noticed the lawyer bashing pro paralegal tone of the post but focused more on "Cannibals".. such are skydivers... Eat me. No eat ME! g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 March 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteI didn't think anyone noticed the lawyer bashing pro paralegal tone of the post but focused more on "Cannibals".. such are skydivers... Eat me. No eat ME! g [Deleted] I just better not . . . I just better not . . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #9 March 1, 2006 It's okay Turtle. Go ahead, say it! g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 March 1, 2006 QuoteIt's okay Turtle. Go ahead, say it! g I'd get in SOOOO much trouble.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #11 March 1, 2006 Quote No eat ME! Again this soon?! Alright, if I have to. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #12 March 1, 2006 are cannibals picky eaters? I mean, would some not touch the brains, or maybe the calf of a person? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 March 1, 2006 Quoteare cannibals picky eaters? I mean, would some not touch the brains, or maybe the calf of a person? Calves are good eatin' Thighs are better though.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #14 March 1, 2006 Quote No eat ME! g HI!---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #15 March 2, 2006 HAHAHA! I have been to Borneo and I have seen the cannibals in jungle while tracking hogs. They are very impressive! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #16 March 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteI didn't think anyone noticed the lawyer bashing pro paralegal tone of the post but focused more on "Cannibals".. such are skydivers... Eat me. No eat ME! g [Deleted] I just better not . . . I just better not . . . . I think someone is hungry :)7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #17 March 2, 2006 QuoteI think someone is hungry :) Nice and tasty~ g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 March 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteI think someone is hungry :) Nice and tasty~ g Stop it! STOP IT! I'm trying to be good - Remember - New and Improved Turtle. Right? BTW - Does anyone but me look at the thread title and see the word Cannibus? Just checking.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #19 March 2, 2006 Do clowns taste funny ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 March 2, 2006 QuoteI didn't think anyone noticed the lawyer bashing pro paralegal tone of the post but focused more on "Cannibals".. such are skydivers... Well - Yeah - Paralegals aren't funny! Cannibal - now THEY'RE funny.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
