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What the hell is wrong with kids?????!!!!!

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? What were those called? We always just called them "Clackers" :S



They were called Clackers. Who the heck called them Click Clacks? That's so not cool....

My brother and I were really good at not breaking our arms with them. The new ones are LAME! (I say new but the "new" ones were made at least 25 years ago.)

Oh yeah.. I had a Big wheel, a spirograph, an Evel Knievel Stunt cycle and more but those were the good ones.
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How 'bout "Speak n' Spell"?

Had one when I was a young 'un. Those things were awesome and *almost* indestructible! You could type in damn near any phrase whether it was actually a word in the Engrish language or not (I liked the cuss words myself) and it would say it back to you in a Stephen Hawking-like robot voice. Oh the prank calls I could make with one of those these days...:)

The "new" version attached...prolly doesn't do the cuss words though. Pssh!


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it had the removable seat that could be moved to three slots right?



Are we still talking about kid's toys? ;)

I can't believe nobody has mentioned handcuffs yet in this thread. :|

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And Smurf figurines....Garbage Pail Kids cards. Eesh....



god, those things weren't even around at all until I had well outgrown kids toys

nothing like a stick, leaves and some clods of dirt for a day of kid fun

stilts - two long two by fours with a copule blocks nailed to them

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And Smurf figurines....Garbage Pail Kids cards. Eesh....



god, those things weren't even around at all until I had well outgrown kids toys

nothing like a stick, leaves and some clods of dirt for a day of kid fun

stilts - two long two by fours with a copule blocks nailed to them



12' sticks of 1" PVC solme soft dirt and you had a fully loaded catapult.:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Shrinky Dinks, YES!

Pogo Ball (Good one, LisaMarie;))
Glow Worm
Popples
Slinky
Spirograph
Etch-A-Sketch
Pound Puppies/Pound Kitties
Chinese jumpropes (I was SOOOO good! and I bet I could still kick any of ya'll ass!):P
All the PlayDough extras that you could make flowers and stuff

Ooooo, also, I can't remember what they're called, but you put these crystals of different colors in this metal mold and you bake it and it comes out as one of those things you hang in your window and the sun shines through. I have one in my window now! A sea turtle one:D
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Shrinky Dinks, YES!

Pogo Ball (Good one, LisaMarie;))
Glow Worm
Popples
Pound Puppies/Pound Kitties
All the PlayDoh extras that you could make flowers and stuff



SLIME!

I loved that stuff.

And Stretch Armstrong
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Hey, you're not old!

I had a pink Big Wheel in the 80s!:P



I had a - what the hell do you cal them - with the levers you had to push back and forth to get going? Fire Truck and a car.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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My favorite toy was the cardboard box that Mom's new refrigerator came in...



Ironically - I had a friend that was given 2 -2 litre bottles to play with - he ended up becoming a neuro surgeon.

His parents weren't wealthy - but they weren't hurting financially by any means.

Just didn't ever buy him ANY toys - EVER. He did however - get to build his own fort in the back yard - and the roof was made from the refer's box.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Gnip - Gnop

You smacked the hell out of 3 buttons on your side trying to knock the plastic balls onto the other side - while he's smacking the hell out his plastic buttons. The whole thing was in a clear cage and the balls also had to clear the center through holes just a bit bigger than they were. The buttons had a plastic ridge between each of them (presumably so you can't hit more than one button at a time). Those plastic dividers would tear up your knuckles something fierce.

a stick and dead body is always good for a day's outing as well

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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Ironically - I had a friend that was given 2 -2 litre bottles to play with - he ended up becoming a neuro surgeon.



I remember being given glass soda bottles to play with (7-up). Just toss them into the grass and they don't break.

We were pretty poor.

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a stick and dead body is always good for a day's outing as well



Don't give the newbies any ideas.:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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We weren't poor...but all my baby pictures show me in the tub w/ empty shampoo bottles. My mom said I loved empty shampoo bottles and butter tubs:D

I was also VERY into fort-making...in my room, in the attic, outside.....loved forts:P
Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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We weren't poor......I loved empty shampoo bottles and butter tubs:D



shampoo AND butter - you aren't kidding you "weren't poor"

filthy money bags and their la-de-da "I get to clean my hair more than once a week" attitudes :S

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but all my baby pictures show me in the tub w/ empty shampoo bottles



:|



lemme see if i can sort out the more intruiging points of this post . . .

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. . . all my baby pictures show me in the tub


I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Ooo, yes, excellent for fort-making:P



and...

tanka, tanka, tanka, tanka....rolling over my brother was good fun even after getting Mom's ass-whuppin and doing it again...:D:D:D
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The pogo ball... my brother stabbed it with a knife when I was 11 though... Ive wanted one again ever since... it was so stupid yet could provide so much fun...




NEVER.

Blaspheme.

The pogo ball.
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