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What the hell is wrong with kids?????!!!!!

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COME ON!........... Not one of you people had a damn.
Big Wheel ??
or am i that f***ing old?



I thought the Sit-N-Spin was OOD and the Big Wheel was modern. I had both.

And a matchbox cars airport that would fold up into something that looked like a suitcase...
"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian
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My Sit-N-Spin was pretty cool at the time. So were Lawn Darts.

then the Safety Nazi's got involved....[:/]



My sister and I had a discussion a few years ago about how they should make an adult Sit-N-Spin.

I once threw a Lawn Dart in West Texas; the ground was so hard it broke the damned dart.

Nobody has mentioned those rubber bouncy balls (all variations of the SuperBall) or Silly Putty, which could double as a bouncy ball or be used to violate newspaper copyrights.

What about Playdough? Remember the Playdough Factory? You put in a hunk of Playdough, and the machine shit out all shapes of inedible noodles. Let's be honest--Who else here thought Playdough smelled so good you had to taste it at least once?
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I only ask, because I was watching "I Love 1973" on VH1, and they were talking about Shrinky Dinks.

I LOVED SHRINKY DINKS. But what the fuck did they do? You colored on them, then baked them and they shrank. WTF?!

As one of the comedians said, "What could be more fun than playing with a plastic disk?". :D:D:D:D

What toy did you love that you now find stupendously stupid? :D




This really dates me...

Used to have (it was my older brother's) a windup version of the "SeaView" from Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea. You'd wind that sucker up, turn it loose in the pool, and it was pretty stable as it would chug along, underwater or on top. Also had a submarine (it was mine) that you put these little tablets in and the sub would submerge and then surface(!) - all by itself!!! The Seaview as pretty stupid.

I think when all wa said and done, the favorite toy, in a whole host of iterrations, types, and reconfigurations was a simple, windup, rubber-band powered, balsa wood airplane. Used to love those things. Took a couple and created a twin boomed "P38" which flew like a motherfucker. Experimented with rocket motors and explosives on those things.

Okay - so I'm old...
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ck-em Sock-em Robots!!



They're making it again under the "classics" label. I bought it for my niece for her birthday! :ph34r: When my kids saw it, they just thought it was from the movie, "Toy Story", they had no idea it was an old toy.
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because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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What about Playdough? Remember the Playdough Factory? You put in a hunk of Playdough, and the machine shit out all shapes of inedible noodles. Let's be honest--Who else here thought Playdough smelled so good you had to taste it at least once?



I had home made play-dough. It was edible or at least better tasting than the commercial product.:)

I had a Merlin , too.:P
"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian
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Dude...two words: Stretch Armstrong. His arms and legs went for MILES, but you'd break your hand if you tried to punch him. :S
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Oooh I used to love Skip-It



My sister used to force me to play with her with that damn thing. I would never thought it would become a Life Skill. I dated a woman once who had a chihuahua and I walked it for her a couple of times.
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My favorite toy was my plastic tea set. I had tea parties with my stuffed animals. :)



I would do that too, but only after I baked a cake in my Easy Bake Oven.
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Wow, i never had problems like that with mine. Made lots of yummy goodness out of that thing. I remember as a joke when I was a teenager I bought another one for fun! :ph34r:
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Chinese jump ropes. We all had 'em when we were lil' girls up here. :S

And Smurf figurines. Good Lord, those things were stupid and I collected many of them.

Garbage Pail Kids cards. Eesh. I cannot believe I supported our economy through these lame-ass cards. :S
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Hungry Hungry Hippo(e)s!!!!!!!


And my blanky. I would tie two corners to my wrists and play flying squirrel!




Heh - that takes me back.

If I remember correctly,

"If you want to win the game you've got to take good aim, and catch the most marbles with your hippo!

Playing Hungry Hungry Hippos - Hungry Hungry hippos!"

Curse this evil memory of mine!!!

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COME ON!........... Not one of you people had a damn.
Big Wheel ??
or am i that f***ing old?




Well, the thread's supposed to be about what toy you loved then that you now think was stupid. Big Wheels will never be stupid! :)
...but not as much as The GREEN MACHINE!! :D

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