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*** I definitely wouldn't want to be a platypus though, those things are ugly.

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I would love to be a platypus.:)
It's a beaver with a duckbill, webbed feet and it's a mammal that lays eggs! It's just wrong in so many ways, kind of like me! :S:P

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
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I'd like to be a Lion when they aren't sleeping they are maiting, or eating. Now that's the life. Sleep 18 hours a day and screw 24 times a day. Who would want to be anything else
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I AM a JACKASS

A donkey? ;) A south of the border mexican tequila junky jackass? :ph34r:



Is that a personal attack?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Great White Shark. I would never eat people, I would simply swim past beaches with my dorsal fin sticking out of the water so I could be amused by the screaming people flailing towards the safety of land.

Richards
My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

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Is that a personal attack?

Maybe but I meant it in the absolute nicest way possible so I hope Vinny's not mad at me and plus I really wanna be a donkey...:ph34r:



Well in that case it's ok - just be sure to add 1(One) :D for every insulting thing - or 2(two):P for every insult - those are the required amounts - Donkey!:P:P
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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a seagull.

They rock and have the best of both worlds. The ocean and the sky.



And they get to play target practice all day.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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A turtle.
I never really thought about it before but when I saw it on the list it kind of fits!?!?



LOL

LMFAO -

LOLOLOL

Yeah.:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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LOL

LMFAO -

LOLOLOL

Yeah.:|



In accordance with your sig line I believe now is the time that I am to "bite you"



Yeah - Bite me!




:P:P
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Moi? Angry?

Please don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...

THE INCREDIBLE JACKASS

:D:D:D I used to live in Monterey, which is NEAR the Bixby bridge...and Bill Bixby played David Banner in the series...perhaps if I got angry enough I would turn green and grow to a towering 5' 6" from my present height.

Probably not. I don't get angry very often.

We need to drink some tequila.

:)
Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

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cat - cheetah

for the speed. (duh) ;)


Dolphin, speed and sustainable speed at that;) that and they are real cool lookingB|
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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I always thought being an armadillo would be cool. :)
I definitely wouldn't want to be a platypus though, those things are ugly. :(


Playapi are cute as, but WTF would you know you want to be slow arsed armour plated road kill:D:D:D:D:D
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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