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[HeatherB 0]

Heather was arrested for public intoxication.

Heather was arrested for tearing up one copy of Penthouse. (??)

Heather was arrested for felony DUI of drugs after a collision with a bicycle at Del Monte and Casa Verde.

Heather was arrested for popping wheelies on her tractor.

So, I'm a drunk farm girl who is against pornography??


I looked up Ron as well:

Ron was arrested for espionage. In his fervent quest to rescue Kim, Ron had violated security.

Ron was arrested for tattooing in his hometown of Florence, SC in 1999.

Ron was arrested for allegedly flossin’ in his Lamborghini with a suspended license.

(Like flossing his teeth, or is that slang for something?)

He has some drug and theft problems too. Poor misguided boy.

[co_sky_pirate 0]

Whoa...

Ryan was...
...arrested for mutiple murders.
...arrested for multiple DUI's.
...arrested for threatening a suspect.
...arrested for stealing underwear.
...arrested for "rugby sniffing" (WTF is that?!)
...arrested for breaking into an elementary school to steal stuff.
...arrested for drug possession.
...arrested for disturbing the peace.
...arrested for cyber-terrorism.
...arrested for dancing. http://www.geocities.com/associationofnobullshit/ (4th question down)

The list goes on and on, apparently I'm one busy mofo.

But really I'm a nice guy...really. HEY! Why are you laughing?

There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

[PRSKY71 0]

I guess I've been extremely bad:

1. for her involvement with the SLA (Symbionese Liberation Army) and sentenced to A 14-year prison sentence;
2. for embezzlement from her employer;
3. for obstructing the police and was put into jail and then under house arrest, because she is pregnant;
4. for being in possession of santa clause;
5. for drunk drivingand possession of drugs; and
6. for prostitution and lying about her age.

This is funny!!

Character cannot be made except by a steady, long continued process. -- Phillips Brooks

[klafollette 0]

Damn, what an interesting life I've lived!!

Kevin was arrested for Brittany's electrocution and panicked over spending the night in jail - reminding him of those long dark punishments in the closet as a kid. Lauren took pity, bailed him out, and he moved in with Michael as part of the deal. Finding out that Lauren was the one who bailed him out, Kevin was sure Lauren really cared for him. He went to the Jabot Boutique to thank Lauren and ended up confiding in her his Genoa City crimes, but claimed that he did not hurt Brittany. Lauren swore she wouldn't tell anyone. Paul guessed from Lauren's demeanor that Kevin had confessed, so went after Kevin and stupidly pressured him, inferring that Lauren had told, causing Kevin to flee Genoa City for his mother's apartment in his and Michael's hometown Detroit. Kevin awaited his mother Gloria's return, opening that same closet door and reliving the terrifying experience of being locked inside as punishment as a child by "Terrible Tom." Gloria was shocked and hugged and rocked him, begging him to love her now, after she had turned her back on the abuse all those years. Michael showed up just before the Detroit police knocked on the door wanting Kevin. Michael called Detective Weber back in Genoa City, and convinced him to let him bring Kevin back. Gloria and Michael hadn't seen each other in many years either, and Michael was obviously resentful of her. But Gloria talked Michael into letting her return to Genoa City with Kevin. Kevin ended up in jail, and when the prisoners labeled him as a child molester, they beat him up with a "blanket party." Kevin went to the hospital, then was released when Bobby got his mobster pals to admit they fried Brittany.

[GiaKrembs 0]

No results for me... I knew I was a good girl!

g

Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

[tso-d_chris 0]

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underage consumption of alcohol

Sorry, but this one made me laugh!

(Only because I know you are at least 22!)

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[darnknit 0]

o.k. somebody already did p.j., but here is one that i found for paul:

Paul was arrested for his association with a Gentile. They accused him of bringing him into the temple--that is, of allowing him to mingle with the Jews in ...

a dead hooker story would have been funnier, but i guess guys named paul don't get caught with dead hookers.

blue stuff,
p.j.

pulling is cool. keep it in the skin

[livendive 8]

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No results for me... I knew I was a good girl!

Au contraire! Apparently you are a lesbian supermodel (I was sensing some fantasy potential!! ). Unfortunately you are also a heroin addict and have AIDS . You were arrested in 1981 for driving under the influence of a narcotic.

Edit to add: Oh, and you've been dead for 20+ years, just so ya know.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[Deuce 1]

I win.

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In 1865, John Kelly was arrested for stealing a heifer.

It's a wierd crime and I'm now officially 140 years old.

[GiaKrembs 0]

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Oh, and you've been dead for 20+ years,

I will visit you at night and haunt you~ bwahahahahaha

Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

Whoa...I'm a Senator! And a drunk one at that!

Jaye was arrested for the 3rd time for drunken driving...
Jaye was arrested for assault for striking fiance

The scariest part about this is...I wasnted to be a Senator when I was a teen...weird!

HERE'S A PIC OF 'SENATOR JAYE'!

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[turtlespeed 226]

Clint kidnapped Katherine and Esther, and held them captive in a cabin outside of town.


Damn - I hope I had a good time.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[mattjw916 2]

Matthew was arrested for his politically maladroit actions and sent back to Dublin.

NSCR-2376, SCR-15080

[travisjones 0]

Travis was arrested for....
Indecency in twelve states and three Canadian provinces, Driving While Intoxicated in Arkansas, Murder, Burglary, and shooting a neighbor several times after the neighbors dog pooped on his lawn

[freethefly 6]

Everything from murdering my wife to the unthinkable act of stealing rare books.

"...And once you're gone, you can't come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black."
Neil Young

[GARYC24 3]

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