Broke 0 #1 March 3, 2006 I hate having to use a handheld stapler. They always get jammed. It is like they were never designed to do what they do well. The electric stapler on the other hand now is a great thing. They Staple a stack of paper that is 1/8 an inch think and it asks for more.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #2 March 3, 2006 you g/f always asks for more too Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #3 March 3, 2006 Do you love it? Do people want to steal it from you and deprive you of its awesomeness? Do you ofetn shelter it when others are in your presence? Do you want to take it home with you and tuck it under the covers at night when you sleep? Huh? Cause if not I'd like to introduce you to my three hole punch... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #4 March 3, 2006 Well it is kinda attached to the copier, so it is difficult to hoardDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #5 March 3, 2006 Oh we got one of those, they're cool.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #6 March 3, 2006 Too bad the copier can't merge copy jobsDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #7 March 3, 2006 You got one of them mama jama super duper Xerox machines? I thought they did merge copy jobs... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #8 March 3, 2006 Aparently not the one we have. Our other Xerox machinc is a piece of shit. It fucking jams all the time.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #9 March 3, 2006 I'd like to take our Xerox machine on a skydive, sans parachute.... Who wants to write the incident report about the xerox machine going in? "....the main continued to jam and just wouldn't come out ...." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #10 March 3, 2006 Sounds like what I want to do to our new xerox. The old one worked fine, so they got rid of it and replaced it with a shitty that jams all the time.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 March 4, 2006 I love you Sebazz. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #12 March 4, 2006 QuoteI love you Sebazz. OMG, that's so 2004! Haven't you found a new stalkee yet? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 March 4, 2006 QuoteI love you Sebazz. ---------------------------------------------------------- OMG, that's so 2004! Haven't you found a new stalkee yet? He's still my fave stalkee ever. I have a few others, but nobody like Seb. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 March 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteI love you Sebazz. ---------------------------------------------------------- OMG, that's so 2004! Haven't you found a new stalkee yet? He's still my fave stalkee ever. I have a few others, but nobody like Seb. From whta I have heard in the past - 3 hole punches are pretty cool too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #15 March 4, 2006 Yeah I am not sure what is cooler the three hole puncher or electric staplerDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #16 March 4, 2006 Aren't you that stapler dude from "Office Space"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #17 March 4, 2006 no no he had a red swinglineDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
