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What happened to that guy Sudsy Fist?

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The character of Sudsy Fist was last seen running off into the sunset chasing several Anorexic Supermodels Types. Rumor has it that me may have actually caught one or more is still trying to figure out what to do with them as any form of sex would certainly break those brittle boned Divas.

This has unfortunately led to a delay in opening the SudsyFist-Jello_J School for wayward women. We are truly sorry for the great inconvenience and heartbreak this has caused the women of the world. Once we have recaptured the Sudsy one, Classes will once again reconvene and new applications will be accepted.

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there was a recent sighting of the suds...as I tracked his dark ass through the great amazon jungle, I came across him kneeling over this skinny bitch that he had in fact, fucked to death. The beast had a mix of pride and shame in his eye as he howled over the loss. Upon spotting me, he threw me the bird, and ran off into the woods.

The search continues...

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I heard he was recently spotted at a Denny's after a cocaine-fueled night chasing strippers that ended in a high-speed chase on a Southern California freeway. Suds escaped his police "escorts" and went off in search of another type of "escort." Alas, he found that Mistress Evangeline was in fact a man, and he drowned his sorrows in french toast and cranberry juice.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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