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mcneill79

I sliced my finger...

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Depends. Was it regular Diet Coke sweetened with Nutrasweet or Diet Coke sweetened with that other stuff? If it was regular Diet Coke you'll be fine; Nutrasweet contains a blood coagulent that should take care of your problem without the need for stitches. If it was Diet Coke sweetened with that other stuff, go to the ER right now; if that stuff gets into your bloodstream you'll immediately go into convulsions and die.

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Send her to college and she thinks she knows shit now. [:/]
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Where's the "I can kiss it and make it all better" option?



I was thinking the same thing!!;)



Make that a third. :-*

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Are you trying to tell me that there are only two people here that think you should go to the ER?

FWIW: the best time to go to the ER is the night before thanksgiving... I was in and out in 30 minutes... and there were only like 2 other patients there. I was like 11 and had sliced my thumb open... I wandered around the house looking for a bandage... bleeding all over the place... when I finally bugged my dad with it (I think I told him I needed a bandaid...) He promptly grabbed the nearest towel and rushed me to the ER...

They gave me sitiches and the I spent the next day hiding from my grandmother so she wouldn't freak out (which looking back on it was probably pointless since she had 6 childern herself and many grandchildern and would probably have handled it just fine...) :D

I have a nice Scar on my thumb from it too...

Kids kids don't play with knives in bed and when you're cutting do so away from body parts... ;)
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I once sliced my thumb on Thanksgiving day, did it on the top of the cranberry sauce can. I still have a scar from it, and I wont go near the tops of cans anymore. :|



I did it with a pocket knife... but I can see why you would stay away... cans can be brutal...

Obviously you haven't been too successful staying away from the cans... considering said poll... :D:|
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I would prescribe slashing your aorta, which should eventually prevent blood from getting to your finger, hence stopping the bleeding.:|

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I once sliced my thumb on Thanksgiving day, did it on the top of the cranberry sauce can. I still have a scar from it, and I wont go near the tops of cans anymore. :|



So tonight you sliced your finger on the *bottom* of a diet coke can? :S

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
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That option was not viable since none of you can actually come here to make it all better



She would so freak if we all could........


Hmmmm... I think I hear the makings of the *Beth Boogie*:P
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I once sliced my thumb on Thanksgiving day, did it on the top of the cranberry sauce can. I still have a scar from it, and I wont go near the tops of cans anymore. :|



So tonight you sliced your finger on the *bottom* of a diet coke can? :S

Blues,
Dave

LOL I suppose that does sound silly, but I meant the cans that you open with a can opener... I always use a spoon to take them off :P

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