mcneill79 0 #1 March 7, 2006 on a Diet Coke can. Do you think I should amputate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #2 March 7, 2006 I think you should let me suck on it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #3 March 7, 2006 Only amutate if the cut is more than 1" long... otherwise suck it up... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #4 March 7, 2006 I think you should sue the Coke company and throw a boogie with your lawsuit money. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #5 March 7, 2006 Depends. Was it regular Diet Coke sweetened with Nutrasweet or Diet Coke sweetened with that other stuff? If it was regular Diet Coke you'll be fine; Nutrasweet contains a blood coagulent that should take care of your problem without the need for stitches. If it was Diet Coke sweetened with that other stuff, go to the ER right now; if that stuff gets into your bloodstream you'll immediately go into convulsions and die. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #6 March 7, 2006 Send her to college and she thinks she knows shit now. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver1717 0 #7 March 7, 2006 May I suggest a tourniquet? The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. — Mark Twain, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #8 March 7, 2006 Well then I'm lucky... it had Nutrasweet in it, I'm safe now Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #9 March 7, 2006 Where's the "I can kiss it and make it all better" option? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #10 March 7, 2006 QuoteWhere's the "I can kiss it and make it all better" option? I was thinking the same thing!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #11 March 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhere's the "I can kiss it and make it all better" option? I was thinking the same thing!! Make that a third. :-* g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #12 March 7, 2006 Where is the option for having me kiss it and make it better? ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #13 March 7, 2006 QuoteWhere is the option for having me kiss it and make it better? Sounds like deja vu to me That option was not viable since none of you can actually come here to make it all better Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #14 March 7, 2006 Quoteon a Diet Coke can. Do you think I should amputate? wait, you mean you haven't already? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #15 March 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteon a Diet Coke can. Do you think I should amputate? wait, you mean you haven't already? No I had to consult the almighty dz.commers first Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #16 March 7, 2006 make sure to ask frenchy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #17 March 7, 2006 Are you trying to tell me that there are only two people here that think you should go to the ER? FWIW: the best time to go to the ER is the night before thanksgiving... I was in and out in 30 minutes... and there were only like 2 other patients there. I was like 11 and had sliced my thumb open... I wandered around the house looking for a bandage... bleeding all over the place... when I finally bugged my dad with it (I think I told him I needed a bandaid...) He promptly grabbed the nearest towel and rushed me to the ER... They gave me sitiches and the I spent the next day hiding from my grandmother so she wouldn't freak out (which looking back on it was probably pointless since she had 6 childern herself and many grandchildern and would probably have handled it just fine...) I have a nice Scar on my thumb from it too... Kids kids don't play with knives in bed and when you're cutting do so away from body parts... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #18 March 7, 2006 I once sliced my thumb on Thanksgiving day, did it on the top of the cranberry sauce can. I still have a scar from it, and I wont go near the tops of cans anymore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #19 March 7, 2006 QuoteI once sliced my thumb on Thanksgiving day, did it on the top of the cranberry sauce can. I still have a scar from it, and I wont go near the tops of cans anymore. I did it with a pocket knife... but I can see why you would stay away... cans can be brutal... Obviously you haven't been too successful staying away from the cans... considering said poll... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #20 March 7, 2006 This sounds like a question GFD would ask.. and therefore only she can answer. At least shes close enough to kiss it if thats the right thing to do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #21 March 7, 2006 I would prescribe slashing your aorta, which should eventually prevent blood from getting to your finger, hence stopping the bleeding. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #22 March 7, 2006 QuoteI once sliced my thumb on Thanksgiving day, did it on the top of the cranberry sauce can. I still have a scar from it, and I wont go near the tops of cans anymore. So tonight you sliced your finger on the *bottom* of a diet coke can? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #23 March 7, 2006 QuoteThat option was not viable since none of you can actually come here to make it all better She would so freak if we all could........ Hmmmm... I think I hear the makings of the *Beth Boogie*---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #24 March 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteI once sliced my thumb on Thanksgiving day, did it on the top of the cranberry sauce can. I still have a scar from it, and I wont go near the tops of cans anymore. So tonight you sliced your finger on the *bottom* of a diet coke can? Blues, DaveLOL I suppose that does sound silly, but I meant the cans that you open with a can opener... I always use a spoon to take them off Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gordy 0 #25 March 7, 2006 Nah...sue them instead! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
