Sometimes I wish we lived in a place like the wild west and you could totally take out who ever you wanted to.

[Hawkins121 0]

Catch that red light because the guy in front of you stopped while it was still yellow??

Bullet in the head.

Some guy at lunch take the last piece of cornbread you were going to have with your cornbeef and cabbage?

Decapitation.

[Icon134 0]

No seriously... tell us how you really feel...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[mnealtx 0]

Stressed for success, today?

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[base689 0]

> Sometimes I wish we lived in a place like the wild west and you could totally take out who ever you wanted to
Well... ...yes... ...uhhmmm... why not?!?!?!?
But...
Watch out...
...because...
...the "bulleted" in the head...
...the decapitated...
...
could be YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stay safe out there
Blue Skies and Soft Walls
BASE #689 - base_689AT_NO_123_SPAMyahoo.com

[waltappel 1]

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Catch that red light because the guy in front of you stopped while it was still yellow?? Bullet in the head.

Some guy at lunch take the last piece of cornbread you were going to have with your cornbeef and cabbage? decapitation.

You forgot one.

The motherfucker in front of you is busy talking on their fucking cell phone so they don't notice when the light turns green and just sit there so you honk your goddamn horn at them and they fucking *finally* decide to move. Now they're just creeping along way the hell under the speed limit just to piss you off and you can't pass the asshole 'cuz some fucking-ass retard is in the outside lane driving just as slow!

Of course, *I* never feel that way, but I hear some people do.


Walt

[turtlespeed 226]

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Catch that red light because the guy in front of you stopped while it was still yellow?? Bullet in the head.

Some guy at lunch take the last piece of cornbread you were going to have with your cornbeef and cabbage? decapitation.

You forgot one.

The motherfucker in front of you is busy talking on their fucking cell phone so they don't notice when the light turns green and just sit there so you honk your goddamn horn at them and they fucking *finally* decide to move. Now they're just creeping along way the hell under the speed limit just to piss you off and you can't pass the asshole 'cuz some fucking-ass retard is in the outside lane driving just as slow!

Of course, *I* never feel that way, but I hear some people do.


Walt

Or -

You are in a hurry but the gy in the fast lane is "Pacing you"
and slowing down and keeping you from going around - I just "tapped him"

to get him going just a bit faster.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[squirrel 0]

then again, the fucker who tailgates you in the fast lane, when TRAFFIC is moving at 20 mph in a 70 zone. i just dropped a land mine and took him out. or the lazy ass who honks a horn every morning to pick up your neighbor....snipper shot to the head.

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[turtlespeed 226]

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then again, the fucker who tailgates you in the fast lane, when TRAFFIC is moving at 20 mph in a 70 zone. i just dropped a land mine and took him out. or the lazy ass who honks a horn every morning to pick up your neighbor....snipper shot to the head.

I was that tailgater - and you missed -

I prefer a hand full of ball bearings - the 1/2" size works best -

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Scoop 0]

Better still a nailbomb. Wait to see where they go, shop/bar/club/DZ.... plant the device and leave. One of thems bound to get him/her

[squirrel 0]

i just hit the brakes in my beater car. oh, now my neck hurts.

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[turtlespeed 226]

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Better still a nailbomb. Wait to see where they go, shop/bar/club/DZ.... plant the device and leave. One of thems bound to get him/her

Bombs are bad - MmmmmmKayyyyyyy

BBearings are much more fun -

after one hits thier windshield - no damage - but one hellova "Cracking Sound"
. . . they tend to back off.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[squirrel 0]

all kidding aside, i knew alot of teamsters (movie set drivers). the new england teamster price for taking someone out was $5000. but that was 8 years ago, so you have to add for inflation.

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[Hawkins121 0]

Not only would killing the people that piss us off make us feel better; it would also make the world a better place. Death is quite a deterent from pissing someone off. Everyone would be much nicer. The concept of sharing would still exsist.

think about it... if you were thinking "Dude, if im not nice to everyone, i will be killed." what would you do?

Dont thank me for the idea... I'm just paying it forward.

[feuergnom 29]

maybe you should trade in your crack for dope?

The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle

dudeist skydiver # 666

[JohnMitchell 16]

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Not only would killing the people that piss us off feel better; it would also make the world a better place.

You're pissing me off!


Remember, all those people shoot back.

You don't really own guns, do you? I hope not.

[Hawkins121 0]

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Not only would killing the people that piss us off feel better; it would also make the world a better place.

You're pissing me off!


Remember, all those people shoot back.

You don't really own guns, do you? I hope not.

I have enough ammo, food, fortified positions and potential hostages to hold up for at least 3 months.

Unless they cut the power off. I cant miss The Shield on tuesday night.

[squirrel 0]

back up generator...$300
gun and ammo...$600

price of holding out....priceless

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[Hawkins121 0]

To the Government it would be the sum of $30,000,000

[Tink1717 2]

And the brainless bastard in the grocery store who insists on paying with a paper check. Public hanging.

Or the dipshit who waits until he gets to the front of the line at the deli to decide what he wants. Burn at the stake.

And the drunk who pukes on your shoes. Drawn and quartered.

Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off.
-The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

[squirrel 0]

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And the brainless bastard in the grocery store who insists on paying with a paper check.

When I become president (which is never because I have viewed porn on my computer, but anyway) I will outlaw the use of checks in a grocery store. Lets progress people! There was a time for cash, then there was a time for checks, now is the time for ATM cards...let us embrace technology, and move forward in life.

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[squirrel 0]

or...now hold on for this one...the bastard who farts in the plane on the ride up ! remove thier rig, and throw them out!

is that too harsh

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[RastaRicanAir 0]

"Sometimes I wish we lived in a place like the wild west and you could totally take out who ever you wanted to..."

As long as you're prepared for the probability of death or life on the run yourself. For naturally, you realize that if you take somebody out wild west style, their brother(s) or tragically orphaned son -having spent his entire life training as a gunfighter, haunted by fevered dreams of your cragged face, and now driven solely by his hunger for righteous vengeance- would certainly come gunning for you once you've grown old and tired of your bloodthirsty ways. And the guy with the dead relative(s) always wins the gunfight.

......Jeez! Don't you ever watch the AMC channel?!

OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

[Zep 0]

Oh boy if only I lived in that place.

Good day, Scratch the whole Asian continent, Scratch the middle east an far east(except Israel)
Scratch northern Africa, central Africa, South America.

Bad day, 96% of the Planet

Really bad day, Scratch the Moon


Serious answer, Scratch everyone except my immidiate family an anyone who reads this.

Gone fishing

[Hawkins121 0]

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Oh boy if only I lived in that place.

Good day, Scratch the whole Asian continent, Scratch the middle east an far east(except Israel)
Scratch northern Africa, central Africa, South America.

Bad day, 96% of the Planet

Really bad day, Scratch the Moon


Serious answer, Scratch everyone except my immidiate family an anyone who reads this.

I like you. Wanna fornicate?