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"I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul" - US federal judge *LINK*

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The best retort that I read about from a judge went something like the following. A convict was about to be sentenced and he was allowed to make a statement before the judge sentenced him.

CONVICT- "Your honour I would like to remind you that I grew up in an unsupportive hostile environment"

JUDGE- "Then you will feel right at home where I'm sending you!"

I just about pissed myself laughing when I read that!

Richards
My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

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That's almost as good as the phrase "breathtaking inanity" used in the body Kitzmiller v Dover decision.
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