hookitt 1 #26 March 8, 2006 I have a set of Calloways. Wanna go not skydive sometime?My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elisha 1 #27 March 8, 2006 Quote - I received a brand spanken new kick as rockin custom rig built for me (first ever) approximately 2 months ago and I have not yet ordered a reserve or AAD for it yet as I intended to. I am a slack @ss skydivin mofo piece of argggg... For punishment, you must give this new rig to me....then you will be forgiven. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #28 March 8, 2006 QuoteThere are 18 holes on a golf course Uhh, WRONG....I hear that my ex-wife is now working at a golf course as the 19th hole....lol. TripleF (I deny any affiliation with this thread....I didn't reply...I didn't even read it. Let alone say what you think you just read.) "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
L.O. 0 #29 March 8, 2006 Since you are a veteran skydiver, you do have the ability to redeem yourself..., You can purge your life, Destroy or in some way (burn, car crusher,..., Ect) get rid of all that is not pure. Dedicate the destruction to the sport. This may restore your name. Perhaps driving your golf cart fully loaded with non skydiving stuff off a cliff while wearing your camera helmet. Before you deploy you curse that which is not skydiving. Give it a try your friends may find this to be enough. All you can do is try. Good luck blasphemer.HPDBs, I hate those guys. AFB, charter member. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,584 #30 March 8, 2006 QuotePerhaps driving your golf cart fully loaded with non skydiving stuff off a cliff while wearing your camera helmet. Before you deploy you curse that which is not skydiving. Give it a try your friends may find this to be enough.Get video when you do this. It will definitely entertain folks, which will help the redemption process. If you leave beer behind it will go even farther. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soberamprat 0 #31 March 8, 2006 Just don't foreget the BEER for the new rig http://www.swoopstudios.com/videos/videos-rex.php Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #32 March 8, 2006 [repeat 100 times]I will order the missing parts to complete my new rig, I will buy masive amounts of beer for the DZ, I will drive the golf cart fully hammered sans clubs off the cliff[/repeat 100 times] Thank you for you responses. As expected some have no sympathy and some are have offered corrective measures and support. I really feel better about getting this off of my chest. It was a dirty dark cloud looming over me. I will try my best though an intervension might be neccessary... we will see... Ciao babies... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #33 March 8, 2006 QuoteI will buy masive amounts of beer for the DZJust tell me when that beer is coming to the DZ, I would like to be there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites brianfry713 0 #34 March 8, 2006 At least with a bowling ball and shoes you can still skydive all day and bowl that same night. Steve and I often go after we get back home from the DZ. I used to golf almost every weekend, although I usually suck , but I always go for it . Now I only seem to golf a couple times a year when I'm visiting family. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #35 March 8, 2006 QuoteSteve and I often go after we get back home from the DZ. Yeah, but Steve has an excuse. He's insane. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydivexxl 0 #36 March 8, 2006 QuoteYou sickened me...ARRGGHHH And you are...? Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ashtanga 0 #37 March 8, 2006 Sebazz is a Spazz. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #38 March 8, 2006 QuoteQuote - I received a brand spanken new kick as rockin custom rig built for me (first ever) approximately 2 months ago and I have not yet ordered a reserve or AAD for it yet as I intended to. I am a slack @ss skydivin mofo piece of argggg... For punishment, you must give this new rig to me....then you will be forgiven. You and he are very different sizes, I don't think that'd work. I on the other hand, am pretty much exactly the same size as Mr. Sebastien... Edit to add: I'd be happier if he'd wait until he's done the following to transfer ownership of said rig to me. QuoteI will order the missing parts to complete my new rig Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #39 March 8, 2006 QuoteYeah, but Steve has an excuse. He's insane.Hmmm let's see here and this is different from us in what way? Bwaaahaaahaaaa.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkymonkeyONE 4 #40 March 8, 2006 Hey, do you actually exist? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ashtanga 0 #41 March 8, 2006 He's a fish that lives in the sea. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #42 March 8, 2006 No one is getting my unassembled un-jumped brand new rig... No one! See I am talking more and more like a skydiver already! Thanks guys... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #43 March 8, 2006 QuoteHey, do you actually exist? ask number 2!.. I exist, it's just that when I see my shadow I track away... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #44 March 8, 2006 Yo Andy! TAG!! You're it!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites monkycndo 0 #45 March 8, 2006 QuoteYo Andy! TAG!! You're it!! I wanna play tag with you. The last time we played together, I got sooo wet.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #46 March 8, 2006 QuoteI wanna play tag with you. The last time we played together, I got sooo wet.You dirty dirty dirty Monkey... Blech! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites seejanefall 0 #47 March 8, 2006 QuoteBetter golf clubs than a bowling ball and shoes. Randomly, there was a bowling ball sitting outside the door to my office buliding when I arrived this morning, and it was gone when I headed out to lunch. _____________ PMS #394 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pop 0 #48 March 9, 2006 I ahvent jumped in 11 months...i will confess7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #49 March 9, 2006 QuoteThe last time we played together, I got sooo wet. That's what all the girls say about Sebazz too. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #50 March 9, 2006 QuoteThat's what all the girls say about Sebazz too. That's only because he is one slippery lil fishy. Still practicing the catch and release program? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
brianfry713 0 #34 March 8, 2006 At least with a bowling ball and shoes you can still skydive all day and bowl that same night. Steve and I often go after we get back home from the DZ. I used to golf almost every weekend, although I usually suck , but I always go for it . Now I only seem to golf a couple times a year when I'm visiting family. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #35 March 8, 2006 QuoteSteve and I often go after we get back home from the DZ. Yeah, but Steve has an excuse. He's insane. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #36 March 8, 2006 QuoteYou sickened me...ARRGGHHH And you are...? Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #37 March 8, 2006 Sebazz is a Spazz. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #38 March 8, 2006 QuoteQuote - I received a brand spanken new kick as rockin custom rig built for me (first ever) approximately 2 months ago and I have not yet ordered a reserve or AAD for it yet as I intended to. I am a slack @ss skydivin mofo piece of argggg... For punishment, you must give this new rig to me....then you will be forgiven. You and he are very different sizes, I don't think that'd work. I on the other hand, am pretty much exactly the same size as Mr. Sebastien... Edit to add: I'd be happier if he'd wait until he's done the following to transfer ownership of said rig to me. QuoteI will order the missing parts to complete my new rig Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #39 March 8, 2006 QuoteYeah, but Steve has an excuse. He's insane.Hmmm let's see here and this is different from us in what way? Bwaaahaaahaaaa.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #40 March 8, 2006 Hey, do you actually exist? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #41 March 8, 2006 He's a fish that lives in the sea. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #42 March 8, 2006 No one is getting my unassembled un-jumped brand new rig... No one! See I am talking more and more like a skydiver already! Thanks guys... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #43 March 8, 2006 QuoteHey, do you actually exist? ask number 2!.. I exist, it's just that when I see my shadow I track away... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #44 March 8, 2006 Yo Andy! TAG!! You're it!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #45 March 8, 2006 QuoteYo Andy! TAG!! You're it!! I wanna play tag with you. The last time we played together, I got sooo wet.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #46 March 8, 2006 QuoteI wanna play tag with you. The last time we played together, I got sooo wet.You dirty dirty dirty Monkey... Blech! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seejanefall 0 #47 March 8, 2006 QuoteBetter golf clubs than a bowling ball and shoes. Randomly, there was a bowling ball sitting outside the door to my office buliding when I arrived this morning, and it was gone when I headed out to lunch. _____________ PMS #394 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pop 0 #48 March 9, 2006 I ahvent jumped in 11 months...i will confess7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #49 March 9, 2006 QuoteThe last time we played together, I got sooo wet. That's what all the girls say about Sebazz too. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #50 March 9, 2006 QuoteThat's what all the girls say about Sebazz too. That's only because he is one slippery lil fishy. Still practicing the catch and release program? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
pop 0 #48 March 9, 2006 I ahvent jumped in 11 months...i will confess7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #49 March 9, 2006 QuoteThe last time we played together, I got sooo wet. That's what all the girls say about Sebazz too. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #50 March 9, 2006 QuoteThat's what all the girls say about Sebazz too. That's only because he is one slippery lil fishy. Still practicing the catch and release program? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
