Hawkins121 0 #1 March 10, 2006 Has the mystery been solved? I'm sick of standing waaay back from the toilet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #2 March 10, 2006 Much easier to stand on your hands, that way you can get nice and close to the bowl. Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #3 March 10, 2006 Sounds like a personal problem to me. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #4 March 10, 2006 QuoteHas the mystery been solved? I'm sick of standing waaay back from the toilet. Years ago..... "flying superman" position...Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #5 March 10, 2006 QuoteHas the mystery been solved? I'm sick of standing waaay back from the toilet. This is one of the reason its good to have a woman around. That can be taken care of before you get out of bed."Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #7 March 10, 2006 Hold it under cold running water first. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #8 March 10, 2006 The definition of torque....when push down on a "piss hard-on" to pee and your feet come off the ground. For what is worth, there's a California band named "MorningWood" with a song out now call "Nth Degreee""I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkins121 0 #9 March 10, 2006 QuoteGet laid. was done 6-7 hours before waking... Full bladder + sex = good but uncomfortable. ergo, must empty bladder then tear it up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #11 March 10, 2006 In general, ICE helps keep all swelling down.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Airman1270 0 #12 March 10, 2006 Get older. You'll point more easily in the direction that matters most. Cheers, Jon S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #13 March 10, 2006 you didnt pee in her butt did you? jkLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
svenn 0 #14 March 11, 2006 use the shower.. beer, lots of it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,438 #15 March 11, 2006 QuoteI'm sick of standing waaay back from the toilet. psst... That's not a sink, it's a urinal don't tell the women - man secret. And... if you run the water, they think you're being courteous for not letting them hear you pee. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #16 March 11, 2006 lay of the viagra tabs dude Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #17 March 11, 2006 QuoteHas the mystery been solved? I'm sick of standing waaay back from the toilet. Go outside and piss over the fence!!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #18 March 11, 2006 QuoteHas the mystery been solved? I'm sick of standing waaay back from the toilet. One hand on the wall behind the toilet, and lean waayyy forward. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
