Deuce 1 #1 March 11, 2006 This guy I met who speaks Klingon is coming over to consult with me about my website. He's from Holland. I think that's weird. I have IPA and pizza. Any other suggestions? I also have a little Bushmills for emergencies. I'm open. Any suggestions/warnings? When I was in Sweden I got the impression that the Hollish people were particularly feared. I think it's because they speak fluent Klingon. If you never hear from me again it's because I was photon-torpedoed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #2 March 11, 2006 It sounds like you've covered all you're bases... Good luck... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #3 March 11, 2006 You've clearly had too much to drink. edited to delete: You sound like a gay guy getting ready for a first date 'cause you just sound drunk Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #4 March 11, 2006 I've got an assault rifle too. Should I load and hide it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #5 March 11, 2006 QuoteYou've clearly had too much to drink. You sound like a gay guy getting ready for his first date Whoa! I'm getting ready to start drinking. Not yet. I was hammered at the VonNovak's place once when you brought Thai food over. Did we have a Brokeback moment I have forgotten? And you seemed so sensitive to my hetero proclivities. I'm hurt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #6 March 11, 2006 QuoteDid we have a Brokeback moment I have forgotten? You were too drunk so I turned you down. You've been angry with me ever since. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #7 March 11, 2006 Argh! How to make thing right.... Cowboy hat? I think the Hollish guy has wooden shoes. Should I take them and send them to you as a peace offering? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #8 March 11, 2006 QuoteI've got an assault rifle too. Should I load and hide it? please explain to me what that is in your own words ok? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #9 March 11, 2006 A Bushmaster XM. It has several 30 round magazines that are loaded with .223 ammo. Loading the rifle would mean putting bullets in it in preparation for shooting people. Bad people. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #10 March 11, 2006 QuoteArgh! How to make thing right.... Cowboy hat? I think the Hollish guy has wooden shoes. Should I take them and send them to you as a peace offering? That depends, what will you and he have done with said wooden shoes before you send them?Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #11 March 11, 2006 get him to bring you some of that hash from those "coffee shops" Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #12 March 11, 2006 Uh. Taken them off a really drunk Hollish guy and sent them to you via Mailboxes Etc. Are we done now? This is getting really chartruese. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #13 March 11, 2006 QuoteA Bushmaster XM. It has several 30 round magazines that are loaded with .223 ammo. Loading the rifle would mean putting bullets in it in preparation for shooting people. Bad people. ummmm that isn't an assault rifle...but a good rifle nonetheless Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #14 March 11, 2006 Wow you really are pissed.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #15 March 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteA Bushmaster XM. It has several 30 round magazines that are loaded with .223 ammo. Loading the rifle would mean putting bullets in it in preparation for shooting people. Bad people. ummmm that isn't an assault rifle Yes it is. The state of California says so. I've got the paperwork to prove it. Wow. My wierd Hollish visit post just went Guns-N-Ammo! Way to get it moved, warped-dude! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #16 March 11, 2006 Give him beer and say, "yIntagh" Trust me. It's Klingon for "Cheers!" you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites warpedskydiver 0 #17 March 11, 2006 Sorry, about moving the topic and the californiastan law Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #18 March 11, 2006 God you are lame for a fag. Chartreuse is not an angry color. Go have yours done. I see you more as an "Energetic Fall". While I may have my "Winter" moments, this is not one of them. Where is that vaunted gay sensitivity? And shouldn't you be out Raving? I'm wearing sweats waiting for a Hollish guy to come over so I can trade a Wingsuit for Web help while we eat pizza and talk about all the women he fights off and how much time I spend volunteering in my kid's classroom. Buy a piece of commercial rental property in NorCal, right now! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #19 March 11, 2006 QuoteI've got an assault rifle too. Should I load and hide it? No but if you have a mock Phaser Cannon Such as something like this... http://www.phasers.net/2360/type3.htm I suggest having ready... Klingons are dangerous if they get upset... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #20 March 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteI've got an assault rifle too. Should I load and hide it? No but if you have a mock Phaser Cannon Such as something like this... http://www.phasers.net/2360/type3.htm I suggest having ready... Klingons are dangerous if they get upset... How cool! Wierd Trekkie geek stuff, Gay stuff, and Gun stuff. I AM SKILLED! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites warpedskydiver 0 #21 March 11, 2006 just paint the rifle pink and the california legislature will love it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumper03 0 #22 March 11, 2006 QuoteGive him beer and say, "yIntagh" is it bad I knew what that meant when I read it?? Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #23 March 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteGive him beer and say, "yIntagh" is it bad I knew what that meant when I read it?? No... it's not "bad", per se... it's... interesting. Yeah. Interesting. I've been to the "Star Trak Experience" in Vegas. Have you? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumper03 0 #24 March 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteGive him beer and say, "yIntagh" is it bad I knew what that meant when I read it?? No... it's not "bad", per se... it's... interesting. Yeah. Interesting. I've been to the "Star Trak Experience" in Vegas. Have you? no My mom disowned my brother in me in the mall one time when we wouldn't stop talking in klingon...Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #25 March 11, 2006 Good lord.. another one??? there goes the neighborhood. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Keith 0 #14 March 11, 2006 Wow you really are pissed.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #15 March 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteA Bushmaster XM. It has several 30 round magazines that are loaded with .223 ammo. Loading the rifle would mean putting bullets in it in preparation for shooting people. Bad people. ummmm that isn't an assault rifle Yes it is. The state of California says so. I've got the paperwork to prove it. Wow. My wierd Hollish visit post just went Guns-N-Ammo! Way to get it moved, warped-dude! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #16 March 11, 2006 Give him beer and say, "yIntagh" Trust me. It's Klingon for "Cheers!" you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #17 March 11, 2006 Sorry, about moving the topic and the californiastan law Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #18 March 11, 2006 God you are lame for a fag. Chartreuse is not an angry color. Go have yours done. I see you more as an "Energetic Fall". While I may have my "Winter" moments, this is not one of them. Where is that vaunted gay sensitivity? And shouldn't you be out Raving? I'm wearing sweats waiting for a Hollish guy to come over so I can trade a Wingsuit for Web help while we eat pizza and talk about all the women he fights off and how much time I spend volunteering in my kid's classroom. Buy a piece of commercial rental property in NorCal, right now! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #19 March 11, 2006 QuoteI've got an assault rifle too. Should I load and hide it? No but if you have a mock Phaser Cannon Such as something like this... http://www.phasers.net/2360/type3.htm I suggest having ready... Klingons are dangerous if they get upset... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #20 March 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteI've got an assault rifle too. Should I load and hide it? No but if you have a mock Phaser Cannon Such as something like this... http://www.phasers.net/2360/type3.htm I suggest having ready... Klingons are dangerous if they get upset... How cool! Wierd Trekkie geek stuff, Gay stuff, and Gun stuff. I AM SKILLED! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #21 March 11, 2006 just paint the rifle pink and the california legislature will love it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #22 March 11, 2006 QuoteGive him beer and say, "yIntagh" is it bad I knew what that meant when I read it?? Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #23 March 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteGive him beer and say, "yIntagh" is it bad I knew what that meant when I read it?? No... it's not "bad", per se... it's... interesting. Yeah. Interesting. I've been to the "Star Trak Experience" in Vegas. Have you? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #24 March 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteGive him beer and say, "yIntagh" is it bad I knew what that meant when I read it?? No... it's not "bad", per se... it's... interesting. Yeah. Interesting. I've been to the "Star Trak Experience" in Vegas. Have you? no My mom disowned my brother in me in the mall one time when we wouldn't stop talking in klingon...Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #25 March 11, 2006 Good lord.. another one??? there goes the neighborhood. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
