Girlfalldown 0 #26 March 7, 2006 Fax it to me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,107 #28 March 8, 2006 >I think for it to actually come out of your nose you have to stick it up your butt. "Hey, want to see my impression of a water pipeline? It's really cool. No, really." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #29 March 8, 2006 Quotesent in PM. You know, a nice electric razor will take care of all that hair and it's pretty fast and easy to do. Was it cold on that glass? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver51 0 #30 March 8, 2006 It just looks like a lot of hair. Not really much hair there at all. Yes it was pretty cool. Can't you tell by looking between my legs?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #31 March 8, 2006 That's why I was wondering. Poor thing's in hiding. (peekaboo!) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #32 March 8, 2006 I can't believe you left out socks. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #33 March 8, 2006 QuoteI know that woman can fake orgasms but how do you fake a vagina? It's quite simple really... And they even have fake butt for Keith --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #34 March 8, 2006 QuoteI find it difficult to use the shower head. First off, climing the wall and hanging on to the shower door is hard enough! Then trying to fit one of those things inside you has got to be impossible. I mean especially when you're all hanging upside down like that. i'm told the tub spigot works as well without all the shower climbing still waiting for video proof however.. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #35 March 8, 2006 QuoteI can't believe you left out socks. socks? but yeah i know i left some things out Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #36 March 8, 2006 Where's Skyvan? Maybe that should be an option? And as far as the shower thing goes... there are 27 votes +21 votes + 23 votes... 61 is a pretty good number.... Karen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicGuy 0 #37 March 8, 2006 Do a search for "FleshLight". What a great item. Women have always had dildos and the like, but now guys have a toy that is as close to the real thing as you can get. Highly recommended when you can't get the real thing (period, pregnant, or you're just plain ugly). Of course, nothing compares to the warmth and wetness of a real vagina. Ahhhhhhhhh.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peckerhead 0 #39 March 11, 2006 Anyone? Somebody voted watermelon. Was that a guy or a girl that fucked a watermelon? I guess it really does not matter..... Or does it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base689 0 #40 March 12, 2006 > I really want one of these for work though > Asscopier > I used my scanner here at home to scan my butt... So did I And, yes, it worked just fine The most difficult part was NOT to charge too much load onto scanner for NOT breaking it, but it worked!!! Stay safe out there Blue Skies and Soft Walls BASE #689 - base_689AT_NO_123_SPAMyahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #41 March 12, 2006 QuoteI find it difficult to use the shower head. First off, climing the wall and hanging on to the shower door is hard enough! Then trying to fit one of those things inside you has got to be impossible. I mean especially when you're all hanging upside down like that. Thats when you get your SO to install one of those hand held "massaging" showerhead attachments. That was the first thing my hubby did when we moved into our new apartment.I knew there was a good reason I married him. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #42 March 12, 2006 I chose all!!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #43 March 12, 2006 QuoteWell? Choose ALL that apply Sitting in my house and I know I'm all alone Felling kind'a horny got a tingle in my bone Gonna grab a penthouse it's the one with Sharon Stone, HEY MASTURBATOR! I go a little faster and its feeling kind'a nice once ain't enough so I have to do it twice you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advice HEY MASTURBATOR! I use some baby oil or a lil' vaseline laying down a towel so I keep my carpet clean Never shake my hand cuz' you don't know where its been HEY MASTURBATOR! I do it in the car while I'm driving down the street One hand in the wheel and the other on my meat I can't get out the car cuz I'm sticking to the seat HEY MASTURBATOR! Since I was a kid I have been a masturbator choke the chicken hold the knob squeezing the tomato I flip to miss November Now I'm gonna take Raider HEY MASTURBATOR! Buffing the banana Drain the lizard shake and bake'em Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm amakin Spank the frank wax the carrot god my hand its achin' HEY MASTURBATOR! "The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #44 March 13, 2006 QuoteI chose all!!! pervert! Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
