Buried 0 #1 March 7, 2006 Well? Choose ALL that apply Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #2 March 7, 2006 someone please get this kid laid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #3 March 7, 2006 Quotesomeone please get this kid laid. Hey, it's better than your late night soirees at the morgue. PS. I do have a g/f who is quite willing to help me out on that Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigern13 0 #4 March 7, 2006 "Photocopies of GFD's breasts" Who? What did I miss? "I love 'lamp'." -SKYMAMA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #5 March 7, 2006 Quote"Photocopies of GFD's breasts" Who? What did I miss? You haven't been around long enough lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #6 March 7, 2006 A link to said photo coming in 3...2... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #7 March 7, 2006 You forgot to put up a concrete breaker Or maybe you've never done manual work. My favourite is th Kango 1200 held just below waist hight. Next time you see a man working on the road with a jackhammer an a big smile, you'll know why. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigern13 0 #8 March 7, 2006 QuoteA link to said photo coming in 3...2... Ok where is it? "I love 'lamp'." -SKYMAMA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #9 March 7, 2006 When I was MUCH younger (like 13) and had a pager I used to use that (on vibrate of course)Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefal 0 #10 March 7, 2006 You also forgot the pickle slicer. You've heard the joke about the guy who got fired for sticking his penaynay in the pickle slicer at work... right? Of course, the pickle slicer got fired to! "Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazelos 0 #11 March 7, 2006 What about piercings??He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scrublink 0 #12 March 7, 2006 I know that woman can fake orgasms but how do you fake a vagina? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #13 March 7, 2006 No one has photocopies of my breasts. I really want one of these for work though. Asscopier -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #14 March 7, 2006 QuoteI know that woman can fake orgasms but how do you fake a vagina? They do it in jail all the time. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #15 March 7, 2006 An ex-gf once wrapped her hair around her hand and used that on me.....it felt incredible. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #16 March 7, 2006 QuoteAn ex-gf once wrapped her hair around her hand and used that on me.....it felt incredible. that seems odd. who would think of those things? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #17 March 7, 2006 QuoteNo one has photocopies of my breasts. yeah but we all want them *edit - yeah i forgot the 'other' option, as well as a pager, cell phone, etc. I'm surprised shower head isn't at near the top of the list. maybe the women aren't voting? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #18 March 7, 2006 I find it difficult to use the shower head. First off, climing the wall and hanging on to the shower door is hard enough! Then trying to fit one of those things inside you has got to be impossible. I mean especially when you're all hanging upside down like that. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #19 March 7, 2006 Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,108 #20 March 7, 2006 Besides, then you, like, fill up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #21 March 7, 2006 and it comes out your nose. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,108 #22 March 7, 2006 Only if you laugh. And the showerhead wouldn't like that very much. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #23 March 7, 2006 I don't think I would be laughing in that position. I think for it to actually come out of your nose you have to stick it up your butt. That seems a little easier than the other way cause you could back into it and then you'll have a nice clean colon after. Kill two birds with one stone? Ya hear me? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #24 March 7, 2006 Quotethat seems odd. who would think of those things? We didn't discuss it, she just did it. I was glad. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver51 0 #25 March 7, 2006 I used my scanner here at home to scan my butt. Worked just fine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
