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Items you have used to masturbate with?

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You forgot to put up a concrete breaker
Or maybe you've never done manual work.

My favourite is th Kango 1200 held just below waist hight.

Next time you see a man working on the road with a jackhammer an a big smile, you'll know why.

Gone fishing

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You also forgot the pickle slicer.

You've heard the joke about the guy who got fired for sticking his penaynay in the pickle slicer at work... right?

Of course, the pickle slicer got fired to!;)


"Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life!

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No one has photocopies of my breasts. >:(


yeah but we all want them >:( B|:)


*edit -
yeah i forgot the 'other' option, as well as a pager, cell phone, etc. I'm surprised shower head isn't at near the top of the list. maybe the women aren't voting?

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

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I find it difficult to use the shower head. First off, climing the wall and hanging on to the shower door is hard enough! Then trying to fit one of those things inside you has got to be impossible. I mean especially when you're all hanging upside down like that.

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I don't think I would be laughing in that position. I think for it to actually come out of your nose you have to stick it up your butt.
That seems a little easier than the other way cause you could back into it and then you'll have a nice clean colon after. Kill two birds with one stone? Ya hear me?

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