Top 10 Skydiving Things NOT To Say In A Whuffo Bar

[mdrejhon 8]

This is classic...
(From a MySpace profile, and a couple of other websites)

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Top 10 Skydiving Things NOT To Say In A Whuffo Bar

1. "I was almost in when she dumped in my face."
2. "Can you hurry up and pack me?"
3. "I was stuck in the rear-end of an Otter all damned afternoon!"
4. "I reached and grabbed my pud, gave it a good hard yank... and nothing happened."
5. "I packed the sweet opening that guy had."
6. "I spent the whole weekend getting in and out of that Beaver."
7. "Everything was fine until my girlfriend went low on the 8-way."
8. "I was the first one in when we were doing the horny gorilla."
9. "There I was, head down in the middle of a three-way with two other guys..."
10. "This girl took me out, and no matter how hard I tried I couldn't get back up!"

[wmw999 2,589]

Oh, dunno -- they'd sure be conversation starters

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[Superman32 0]

I did a 3-way that started with a horny gorilla, but everything went to shit, when the guy behind me couldn't get any penetration and completely missed missed the slot.

Inveniam Viam aut Faciam
I'm back biatches!

[turtlespeed 226]

"I reached and grabbed my pud, gave it a good hard yank... and nothing happened."

OR

I pulled my pud - got a little scared cuz it was a really hard pull, still nothing happened . . .
I pulled as hard as I could two more times, just like my instructor taught me, STILL - nothing happened - So I went to plan "B".

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[JohnMitchell 16]

"So I packed his chute and later he's complaining about how much it hurt."

[turtlespeed 226]

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"So I packed his chute and later he's complaining about how much it hurt."

I got in really fast - but I was still second - "Random Skydiver" beat me again - he's ALWAYS in first.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[piisfish 140]

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"So I packed his chute and later he's complaining about how much it hurt."

this would be a conversation starter at Rainbow Boogie

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[Beverly 1]

So I was doing this 3 way with these two guys and the one was head down and the other was on top of me. I tried to get out the way so he would not hit me with his head, but I ended up having to go head down too to make sure I did not land up under him again.
After we all dumped we all chilled around a bit.
Was pretty cool, not sure if I will do it again with those 2 guys, I am looking for more experienced guys that I can learn from.
You know someone that can teach me to do more head down kind of stuff and turn me around and mount my back and and and ... why are you looking at me funny?

I think true friendship is under-rated

Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa

[matthewcline 0]

Your avator, that post, my dirty mind...
I need to head out for a smoke!

An Instructors first concern is student safety.
So, start being safe, first!!!

[yamtx73 0]

Dam'n... between your avatar and that... is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...