Jumpervint 0 #1 February 20, 2003 A former coworker sent me this announcement of the creation of a new holiday. Sounds good to me. New holiday for Guys Every 14th of February men get the chance to display fondness for their wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines Day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really love them more than anything. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret.... guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret.... guys feel left out. That's right..... left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created... March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self-explanatory.... this holiday has been created so the ladies finally have a day to show their man just how much they love them. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town - the name of the holiday explains it all.... just a steak and a Blowjob. That's it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentines Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.. . . . . "Make it hard again." Doc Ed “A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free” Nikos Kazantzakis Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skip 0 #2 February 20, 2003 I celebrated Steak and Blow job day last year on March 14th but I've been hearing the 20th this year. Whatever sounds good any day of the week. .:skip Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #3 February 20, 2003 Heh, I dont celebrate the usual holidays. Hate Christmas, Thanksgiving and especially Halloween. I like the idea of celebrating harvest time. Which is like Thanksgiving. A guy friend of mine agrees. We just celebrate the dogs birthdays. Skeet turned 3 on Valentines Day. My friend suggests that March 20th sounds very good to him, however. But its too close to March 21st. My favorite holiday. 1st day of Spring. I like the natural holidays. He says nobody cares. LOL ~AirAnn~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #4 March 14, 2006 I believe we have a holiday coming up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
