davidlayne 5 #1 March 14, 2006 Two Religious Fanatics are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of fermented goat's milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son, he's a martyr." "You must be so proud," says the other. "This is my second son. He is a martyr also." "A fine looking young man," replies his friend. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second fanatic says wistfully, "They blow up so fast, don't they?"I don't care how many skydives you've got, until you stepped into complete darkness at 800' wearing 95 lbs of equipment and 42 lbs of parachute, son you are still a leg! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlkskycam 0 #2 March 14, 2006 A guy is on vacation in Ireland and seeing the sights in Derry. It starts to get late so he begins to make his way back to his hotel and soon it is dark and he is lost. He wanders down a dark street and a lilting voice voice calls out of the darkness, "Halt! Are ye Protestant or are ye Catholic, laddie?" "Shit!" the guy thinks to himself, "Either answer might get me killed! What to a say, what to say?" "Ummm...I'm Jewish!" the frightened tourist calls out. There is silence. Then the voice in the darkness calls back, "Jewish are ye, then? Well, praise be to Allah!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
