Who wrote the "Vibes please" thread?!!!!

[waltappel 1]

The original post is genius and retarded at the same time.

I'm sorry I read it, but I keep reading it again.

I didn't write it--I'm nowhere *near* that funny today. So please 'fess up if you wrote it--you deserve a round of applause for that one.

I've never seen such a high level of drama-density in any post ever!

Walt

[turtlespeed 226]

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The original post is genius and retarded at the same time.

I'm sorry I read it, but I keep reading it again.

I didn't write it--I'm nowhere *near* that funny today. So please 'fess up if you wrote it--you deserve a round of applause for that one.

I've never seen such a high level of drama-density in any post ever!

Walt

You don't read mine much do you?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[waltappel 1]

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You don't read mine much do you?

Actually I do. I read some of your posts and wonder how on earth someone can be so depraved, yet so funny at the same time. It's mind boggling.

Walt

[Rebecca 0]

I had a response all typed, but it got locked with superspeed. I said:

Keep jumping girl!! We NEED people like you in the sport! Especially if you get implants - the bigger the better - because naked jumping will be so much funner, plus all the boys will love and respect the hell outta you!! Keep the BJs coming too, they seem to like that.

You GO girl!!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[turtlespeed 226]

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I had a response all typed, but it got locked with superspeed. I said:

Keep jumping girl!! We NEED people like you in the sport! Especially if you get implants - the bigger the better - because naked jumping will be so much funner, plus all the boys will love and respect the hell outta you!! Keep the BJs coming too, they seem to like that.

You GO girl!!

You are wonderful.

PS

I think Remmie did it.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I had a response all typed, but it got locked with superspeed. I said:

Keep jumping girl!! We NEED people like you in the sport! Especially if you get implants - the bigger the better - because naked jumping will be so much funner, plus all the boys will love and respect the hell outta you!! Keep the BJs coming too, they seem to like that.

You GO girl!!

BWAHAHAHAH!!!! Nice one!!!!

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[waltappel 1]

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I had a response all typed, but it got locked with superspeed. I said:

Keep jumping girl!! We NEED people like you in the sport! Especially if you get implants - the bigger the better - because naked jumping will be so much funner, plus all the boys will love and respect the hell outta you!! Keep the BJs coming too, they seem to like that.

You GO girl!!

You are cool!!!!
Walt

[Rebecca 0]

I know. I've got 'em all fooled, don't I? (laughs the dork)

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[warpedskydiver 0]

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I had a response all typed, but it got locked with superspeed. I said:

Keep jumping girl!! We NEED people like you in the sport! Especially if you get implants - the bigger the better - because naked jumping will be so much funner, plus all the boys will love and respect the hell outta you!! Keep the BJs coming too, they seem to like that.

You GO girl!!

who says you aren't always looking out for us?

[waltappel 1]

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I know. I've got 'em all fooled, don't I? (laughs the dork)

You have blessed us from upon high, Your Royal Coolness!!!!

Walt

[Rebecca 0]

I do what I can. It's not just me though. It takes a village to look after you poor bastards.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[waltappel 1]

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I do what I can. It's not just me though. It takes a village to look after you poor bastards.

Shit, it takes a village just to look after me!

Walt

[darnknit 0]

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Shit, it takes a village just to look after me!

if i were you i would leave that village. they obviously aren't good at making decisions for you. next thing you know they will be asking you to move out of your mothers basement and get rid of all your dolls. sorry, action figures, and stop going to those geekfests, sorry, conventions. you don't want that. stop listening to the Village People squinty guy, they do not have your best interest at heart.

pulling is cool. keep it in the skin

[Squeak 17]

It's fun to stay at the Y M C A
It's fun to stay at the Y M C A

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[TinaSkydives 0]

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The original post is genius and retarded at the same time.

I'm sorry I read it, but I keep reading it again.

I didn't write it--I'm nowhere *near* that funny today. So please 'fess up if you wrote it--you deserve a round of applause for that one.

I've never seen such a high level of drama-density in any post ever!

Walt

Thanks Walt. I wrote the post.

I'm glad it gave you a 10 of 10 in the entertainment dimension.

Just a reality check. It was a Reader's Digest version of recent posts. So many posters take posts at face value and reply as though the poster was legit. Maybe I can do this on a monthly basis or we could have a contest on the best 'rolled-up-in-one post'.

I am surprised that such an obvious troll was locked so quickly. It would also be entertaining to hear the replies. Then a Greenie, wait two Greenies, gave it more air time by replying to a locked post.

Isn't this place just for entertaining oneself?

[DJL 235]

No, THIS is a site for entertaining one's self. NSFW!!!

"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

[TinaSkydives 0]

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No, THIS is a site for entertaining one's self. NSFW!!!

see what Imean Walt - people take this forum way too seriously.

[waltappel 1]

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Just a reality check. It was a Reader's Digest version of recent posts. So many posters take posts at face value and reply as though the poster was legit. Maybe I can do this on a monthly basis or we could have a contest on the best 'rolled-up-in-one post'.

I got that immediately.

I do think it's disrespectful to those who with very real pain in their lives who have posted, asking for advice, but it was so well done that it just kind of leaves me dumbfounded wondering whether to praise it or condemn it.

In the end, I have to solidly praise something that gets my attention the way that post did.

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I am surprised that such an obvious troll was locked so quickly. It would also be entertaining to hear the replies. Then a Greenie, wait two Greenies, gave it more air time by replying to a locked post.

Isn't this place just for entertaining oneself?

It was no regular troll, that's for sure. And I'm sure you entertained yourself. I'm still not sure whether you entertained me or not, but your future posts will have my undivided attention.

Yep, I'd have to say 10+ on a scale of 0 to 10, but I'm still not sure whether the 10 is the good or the bad end.

Walt

[DJL 235]

Yeah, I post porn in the middle of serious discussions at work too...

"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

[unformed 0]

See, you did it all wrong. Had you put it into Speaker's Corner, it would have created a fiery debate about the benefits of threesomes, and how leftires are taking away your rights o give blowjobs and how the righties don't what they're talking about .... and it'll get into a discussion about abortion and life on mars and should we allow interspecial marriage between humans and martians. should they be allowed to vote if the emigrate out to here? then they'll take all our jobs and it'll be all the fault of the goddman space monkeys and why our emplyment level is so low and we someone will say we should nuke the fuckers and someone else will call that person an ignorant fuck who has never been to space and doesn't know how good people they are there. then there'll be a whole bout between the rights and lefties and the eathies and the marsies and then as things are getting so tense, someone will say boobies and the thread will go on an eight page drift into oblivion, and then everybody will have forgotten how this got started in the first place ...

which was you wanting to get breast implants.

and then people will say that we should take a vote on whether you need breast implants so you should show your boobies, but then someone else will point out you're only sixteen and that's not right, and then that'll start a spew of threads asking everybody older than sixteen to show their boobies, and this will go on for hours until it's six in the morning and people are wondering how thehell they're going to make it to work.

speaking of which, i'm going to go have a cookie.

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[waltappel 1]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo--it's dueling mindfucks!!!!


Walt

[skydivermom 0]

***Shit, it takes a village just to look after me!

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That's a big fat understatement!

Mrs. WaltAppel

All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28

[waltappel 1]

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***Shit, it takes a village just to look after me!

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That's a big fat understatement!

Gee--thanks a lot!!!

Walt

[skymama 37]

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I am surprised that such an obvious troll was locked so quickly.

Yes, it was funny, I'll give you that. But trolling is against the forum rules and we, the volunteer Mods have a life outside dz.com and don't really want to spend our time watching over posts that so obviously break the forum rules. If we let you do it, then other people are going to create false names to troll also and that is not the direction that HH wants the forums to go.

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Then a Greenie, wait two Greenies, gave it more air time by replying to a locked post.

Aw, c'mon, Greenies never get to have any fun!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[Rebecca 0]

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I had a response all typed, but it got locked with superspeed. I said:

Keep jumping girl!! We NEED people like you in the sport! Especially if you get implants - the bigger the better - because naked jumping will be so much funner, plus all the boys will love and respect the hell outta you!! Keep the BJs coming too, they seem to like that.

You GO girl!!

So what do you think about my advice?

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?