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Who wrote the "Vibes please" thread?!!!!

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Just a reality check. It was a Reader's Digest version of recent posts. So many posters take posts at face value and reply as though the poster was legit. Maybe I can do this on a monthly basis or we could have a contest on the best 'rolled-up-in-one post'.



I got that immediately.

I do think it's disrespectful to those who with very real pain in their lives who have posted, asking for advice, but it was so well done that it just kind of leaves me dumbfounded wondering whether to praise it or condemn it.

In the end, I have to solidly praise something that gets my attention the way that post did.



Maybe you ought to look at the bigger social commentary of that post and not dwell on the specifics.

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I am surprised that such an obvious troll was locked so quickly. It would also be entertaining to hear the replies. Then a Greenie, wait two Greenies, gave it more air time by replying to a locked post.

Isn't this place just for entertaining oneself?



It was no regular troll, that's for sure. And I'm sure you entertained yourself. I'm still not sure whether you entertained me or not, but your future posts will have my undivided attention.

Yep, I'd have to say 10+ on a scale of 0 to 10, but I'm still not sure whether the 10 is the good or the bad end.

Walt



Time will tell I suppose.

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I had a response all typed, but it got locked with superspeed. I said:

Keep jumping girl!! We NEED people like you in the sport! Especially if you get implants - the bigger the better - because naked jumping will be so much funner, plus all the boys will love and respect the hell outta you!! Keep the BJs coming too, they seem to like that.

You GO girl!!

:D:D:D



So what do you think about my advice? :|


:D;)



I think you are one of the reasons that the Greenies lock obvious trolls early. You just can't help yourself.

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I am surprised that such an obvious troll was locked so quickly.



Yes, it was funny, I'll give you that. But trolling is against the forum rules and we, the volunteer Mods have a life outside dz.com and don't really want to spend our time watching over posts that so obviously break the forum rules. If we let you do it, then other people are going to create false names to troll also and that is not the direction that HH wants the forums to go.

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Then a Greenie, wait two Greenies, gave it more air time by replying to a locked post.



Aw, c'mon, Greenies never get to have any fun! :P



Yeah i realize ya'll have a real life. But ya know, sometimes the threads here are just so outrageous that they deserve an ass-kicking reality check.

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The original post is genius and retarded at the same time.

I'm sorry I read it, but I keep reading it again.

I didn't write it--I'm nowhere *near* that funny today. So please 'fess up if you wrote it--you deserve a round of applause for that one.

I've never seen such a high level of drama-density in any post ever!

Walt



I thought it was brillant, but it belonged in the "Women Only" forum.

Then it would have received the serious response it rightly deserved.:|
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Ashtanga, is that you?

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Cool, a troll from the great beyond. That's got to be :D.B|

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The original post is genius and retarded at the same time.

I'm sorry I read it, but I keep reading it again.

I didn't write it--I'm nowhere *near* that funny today. So please 'fess up if you wrote it--you deserve a round of applause for that one.

I've never seen such a high level of drama-density in any post ever!

Walt



Well you know it wasn't me cause I would'nt have changed names, I'd want the credit for that one. Although, I think it has potential to be A LOT better :D.


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Then it would have received the serious response it rightly deserved.



I couldn't agree more. I was outraged at the insensitive responses the poor girl, who was so obviously crying out for help, received>:(

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Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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I had a response all typed, but it got locked with superspeed. I said:

Keep jumping girl!! We NEED people like you in the sport! Especially if you get implants - the bigger the better - because naked jumping will be so much funner, plus all the boys will love and respect the hell outta you!! Keep the BJs coming too, they seem to like that.

You GO girl!!

:D:D:D



So what do you think about my advice? :|


:D;)



I think you are one of the reasons that the Greenies lock obvious trolls early. You just can't help yourself.



So, no implants? :|


Wait, are you taking yourself seriously? :o

:|


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :D:D:D:D

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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The post was brilliant. Please come to speakers corner and mock those postings too.

maybe once a week you can hit each forum with a summary of the same old postings, I can see it

Canopy and relative work - I'm a 20 jump wonder that wants downsize right now to a crossbraced 63 square foot canopy. The other jumpers just don't realize how much natural talent I have.

Base - I've done this for so many years and everybody else sucks and should just bow to me

FF - I have 4 jumps and think I'm ready for VRW 4way competition. Other freeflyers seem to consistently smash into me. Why won't anyone jump with me?

RW - I'm all obsessed and like giving advice. I just want to fit in here.

Tunnels - it's an ART, it's a TOOL, it's an ART, it's a TOOL

etc

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Ashtanga, is that you?:P



I think it's Frank Zappa.

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I was thinking peaceful jeffrey based on the Top 10 post

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