yardhippie 0 #1 March 15, 2006 why I dont look like a hippie! WTH man? Ive had this nickname for many years before I was a skydiver, or a somwhat career minded individiual. Long locks dont always do so well in the business sector. so I submit to you, a picture. If I had to speculate I say im 21, or 22. That awesome pile of shit on my right was my truck and the guy on my left is my dad. its hard to tell just how hungover I am in this pic but res assured, the sun is bright, and I wanna go to bed. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #2 March 15, 2006 I'd say closer to redneck.... Do I see a gun rack back there?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #3 March 15, 2006 Screw that, show us a pic of your ass!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #4 March 15, 2006 Hippie's don't tuck in their shirts. You're a redneck. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #5 March 15, 2006 Yeah...go ahead and do that for the ladies and the rainbow crowd...just clearly mark it because I don't want to see it, eh? Thanks in advance. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #6 March 15, 2006 QuoteI'd say closer to redneck.... Do I see a gun rack back there? Nope no gun rack. The reason I was never pegged as a complete redneck is that hair is NOT a mullet. It was pretty much equal length all the way around. The redneck appearance was just a facade. A survival technique used while living in Arkansas! Sunny: no new ass pics! its expanded a bit, so Im waiting on my wide angle lens to arrive! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #7 March 15, 2006 Is that a Mullet haircut under that cap ?---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyanide41 0 #8 March 15, 2006 QuoteIs that a Mullet haircut under that cap ? you have to change your name to Yardneck JAMES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,481 #9 March 15, 2006 You're a hippie stuck in a redneck's body. They say it's genetic. There's surgery for that now. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #10 March 15, 2006 This one is a few years later. My doggie and I. The hair is all gone... but for some damn reason the name stuck. Skymama: the only reason my shirt is tucked in was so the chicks could check out my ass! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #11 March 15, 2006 You clean up nicely.. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyanide41 0 #12 March 15, 2006 Dude! mud on the truck, boots, yep, you are still a redneck. Where is Jeff Foxworthy with his tired "you might be a redneck" routine?? JAMES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #13 March 15, 2006 QuoteDude! mud on the truck, boots, yep, you are still a redneck. Where is Jeff Foxworthy with his tired "you might be a redneck" routine?? I lived in Arkansas! Dont cha know that is the dress code there? hell Ive seen guys wear boots with shorts! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #14 March 15, 2006 I've lived in Arkansas my whole life. YOU are as redneck as any redneck I know. linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #15 March 15, 2006 You're not a hippy, you're a redneck. Face it. Edited to add: Here is a picture of a real hippy that you can aspire to. Homemade tie-dye, backpacking, long hair, picking huckleberries. You can't see it, but in the backpack is a philosophy book. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #16 March 15, 2006 QuoteYou're not a hippy, you're a redneck. Face it. It appears as tho the concensus is that im a redneck rather than a hippie. I can accept this fact because I do like 4wd trucks, huntin, drinkin, my straw hat, and fire. But! Skydiving is my favorite. I shall retain my Yardhippie name, because changing it now would just confuse everyone. Even though I dont have the hair anymore, I am less of a redneck now and more of a hippie now than before! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #17 March 15, 2006 Well, everyone likes fire and drinking, even hippies. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #18 March 15, 2006 I met him. He's a nice guy. A redneck, but still, a nice guy. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 March 15, 2006 OMG..........Level 10 MULLET alert. That's some SERIOUSLY funny shit. You should have been on a NASCAR add. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #20 March 15, 2006 QuoteOMG..........Level 10 MULLET alert. That's some SERIOUSLY funny shit. You should have been on a NASCAR add. [eric cartman] Goddammit! I was not a mullet! [/eric cartman] now Im gonna have to find some pics of me w/o a hat on to prove it. NASCAR bah! If youll read the shirt is says Centerville Dragway. Yea, so I used to drag race too... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #21 March 15, 2006 Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
