Have you even been confused for a member of the oposite sex?

[Broke 0]

Just curious. When I had long hair it happened a couple of times.

One time when I was working at K-Mart a customer was behind me and he said, "Excuse me, miss?" I turned slowly and gave him the look of death. I hated that job.

Another time I was riding in a car with a coupld of women I was hanging out with at the time. I rember I had just shaved. We were going down the service road of the highway, and some skeezy truck driver was checking me out.

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Daily

Owned by Remi #?

[flyinghonu 0]

OH can I top that. I did it to a little kid!

Halloween, kid (with excessively, unkept, tangled long hair) dressed up like a cowboy came to my door. I opened it, father standing behind kid and I say: "Oh how cute - a cowgirl!"

"Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

[livendive 8]

Never in person but occasionally on the phone. Apparently I have a very feminine voice.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[Lindsey 0]

When I was 8 and wanted to take gymnastics, I approached Ms. Stanley, the gymnastics coach, and she said, "I don't teach little boys." :)

Since I grew up, I think people recognize me as a girl.

linz

--
A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

[Broke 0]

Ohh so that was you on the phone sex line

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[Lindsey 0]

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Never in person prison but occasionally on the phone. Apparently I have a very feminine voice.

Blues,
Dave

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A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

[jjiimmyyt 0]

I'm so fucking ugly I'm just glad to be recognised as human.

"This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave

[GiaKrembs 0]

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Apparently I have a very feminine voice.

Hey Barry White, how you doin!!!

g

Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

[MarkM 0]

Yeah. It was the very early 90's, big hair bands still ruled the world, and I had long hair that was perm'd into a slight curl.

Happened once then that I can remember.

[livendive 8]

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Apparently I have a very feminine voice.

Hey Barry White, how you doin!!!

OK, maybe it was the wrong color instead of the wrong gender.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[MagicGuy 0]

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I'm so fucking ugly I'm just glad to be recognised as human.

LOL That is hilarious.

I've been called 'mam' on the phone once, although everyone says my voice is pretty deep. Weird..

[4WayXena 0]

Yea, it still happens though I've femmed out a bit.

Usually it's older foreign guys or short older Mexican ladies. I almost got hauled out of the Ladies Room by security at the Ft. Worth Natural Science Museum when two little Mexican ladies started hollering "Caballero. Caballero." I was let go as soon as I spoke to the guard and showed him my ID.

[d_squared431 0]

When I was 10ish and had that darn Dorothy Hammil hair cut.

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[flygirl1 0]

Only once.
It was at Snow Summit and I was waring my snowboarding stuff. I had a full face mask and goggles on, it was blizzarding out, she was 90, and it was before they made women specific snowboard clothing but, it still made me mad

Fly like a girl

[Flygurl 0]

Nope.

I guess I'm unmistakably female.

________________________________________

"One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."

[CanuckInUSA 0]

Nope ...

But I did talk to a female security guard yesterday and it wasn't until she started talking that I knew who I was talking to. She wasn't totally butch, but she did resemble an effeminate male until as I said she started talking.

Obviously there are some MTF transgendered people who can pass, but it's so much easier for the FTM transgendered people to pass in society.

Oh but I did see something today at lunch which made me totally crack up. It wasn't like this guy was trying to pass as a girl or anything like that. But in downtown Vancouver today I saw this oriental dude wearing a fur coat (very much a woman's coat) and it reminded me of the Sienfeld episode where David Pudy wore a fur coach.

Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

[elias123 0]

just yesterday.
i was standing in line with a friend of mine.
i said to her "lets wait in the other line, that woman is not helping anyone"
it was a guy, and he wasnt very pleased to hear me say that but what the hell do i care

"In a mad world, only the mad are sane"

[wmw999 2,589]

Only once, but I was wearing a costume, dressed as a man (one of my father's suits -- what else can you wear when you're 9 months pregnant?).

I used to live in a part of Houston that was known for the many varieties of gender available; I think my favorite was the guy strolling down the street in a pinkish-red ruffled leotard, high heels, lovely long hair, and a 5 o'clock shadow. His purse didn't match the leotard, however

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[RastaRicanAir 0]

Pretty regularly since high school; from the front, the back, the side and in photos. I'm pretty sure it even happened at this bar the wife and I went to the other day. And my f*cking hair is up over me ears now!!!!

...(*sigh*) Ya just can't help bein' pretty....so I don't try.

P.S. I retired my death look. I've learned it's infintely more embarassing for them, especially if they're trying to serve your food or sell you something. Now I just lock eyes with them until they turn red.

OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

[Steel 0]

I was at a body building competition and saw Chris Cormier http://www.chriscormier.com/ in what I swear looked like a very large women's jean jacket. A little later I saw this tall white guy coming toward him and Chris said to him in a stern voice, "I am talking, just sit down there (a few meters away) and wait for me." The white guy obeyed him and looked like his bitch in doing so, but it all just didn't make sense.
,

If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass.
Can't think of anything I need
No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound.
Nothing to eat, no books to read.

[Steel 0]

Me all the time. How could it not be? With my size 12 shoes, and my double extra large hands (being only 5'9.25"), 48 inch chest, 18.5" inch arms, 33 inch waist and German crew cut.

If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass.
Can't think of anything I need
No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound.
Nothing to eat, no books to read.

[base689 0]

> Just curious. When I had long hair it happened a couple of times
Few times. Never in person (jolly hard, since I am short and well built and quite hairy...) but because my name is a female name in Anglosaxon countries.
1) In England during a summer English course, two countryfellows of mine introduced me this German girl in their class:
"Hello, I am Andrea, nice to meet you"
"Hello, I am Andrea too , nice to meet you"

2) A friend of mine was coming to pick me up by car to have dinner all together, and he had a French customer with him, to whom he said: "We are going to pick up Andrea" (Andrea in France is a female name); once this French chap saw this bierded bloke (the good myself) exiting my door house, I have been told his face was jolly disappointed

3) Few times signing PM's here on DZ, I have been misunderstood by a female one, misunderstanding soon solved explaining that my name in my country is a name for blokes

Stay safe out there
Blue Skies and Soft Walls
BASE #689 - base_689AT_NO_123_SPAMyahoo.com

[Icon134 0]

I don't think they thought I was a girl but I've been hit on by men before...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[ACMESkydiver 0]

For about ayear when I was 7 after my mom had all of my hair cut off. F*cking traumatic.

In business, I used to get it all the time. People would ask if Mr. Jaye ****** was in, they needed to talk to him about a mortgage. It worked in my favor actually...before the customer figured out that loan officer Jaye ****** was female, I had them in my office! HA! I never had to worry about not getting loans because I was a woman.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.