Things you wouldn't want to hear your best man say on your wedding day:

[Buried 0]

- FYI your [new] wife likes to nibble
- She likes it when you pull her hair
- Your mom is rocking, she single?
- This reminds me of your third marriage.

go...

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[Girlfalldown 0]

Remember that time in vegas when we all caught VD from that hooker?

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

[pop 0]

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Remember that time in vegas when we all caught VD from that hooker?

I thought you werent going to bring that up!!

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[pullhigh 0]

I thought you said she wouldn't swallow?

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

Trust me...she DOESN'T like it up her ass.









Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[lawrocket 3]

"You're in for a good night tonight. We practiced, and trust me, she's got her techniques DOWN - ALL of them!!!"


"Look at that, a junkie. Ju gotta fucking junkie for a wife. Don't eat nothin', sleeps all day wit dem black chades on. Wakes up with a quaalude. And who won't fuck you, cuz chee's in a coma. Ju can't even have a kid wit'er, Man. Her womb is so polluted, Ju can't even have a fucking little baby wit'er!"

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[darnknit 0]

your mother passed away this morning

on a lighter note...

these shrooms are REALLY strong

pulling is cool. keep it in the skin

[Snowwhite 0]

After you passed out at the bachelor party last night, your fiance spread some peanut butter on her self and did this thing with your rottweiler!!!

skydiveTaylorville.org
freefallbeth@yahoo.com

[Richards 0]

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"Look at that, a junkie. Ju gotta fucking junkie for a wife. Don't eat nothin', sleeps all day wit dem black chades on. Wakes up with a quaalude. And who won't fuck you, cuz chee's in a coma. Ju can't even have a kid wit'er, Man. Her womb is so polluted, Ju can't even have a fucking little baby wit'er!"

Francis Ford Copola is going to shoot you. You Coc-a-roach.

Richards

My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

[Stumpy 284]

Damn, looks liek i need to alter my speech....

Never try to eat more than you can lift

[Peej 0]

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Trust me...she DOESN'T like it up her ass.









Bobbi

BRILLIANT!

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[StreetScooby 5]

Uhm, dude, she has a dick.

We are all engines of karma

[masterrig 1]

'That's a really sweet piece of ass you're gettin' ther, Bud! Believe me... I know!'


Chuck

[Peej 0]

Wow, so it's true what they say, ex-alcoholic, smack addicted porn stars can find love! There really is someone out there for everyone.

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[GogglesnTeeth 6]

"Lumberg F&%$#ed her!!!"

Showed her my "O" face.

Goggles and Teeth

"You fall like a greased safe!!!"

[Laurel 0]

After all the surgeries, you can't even tell! I mean, what's the big deal about a little "Y" chromosome, it's how she looks that matters!

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PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074
My Pink M

[ntrprnr 0]

With any luck, she's not using her teeth as much as she used to.

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"Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?"
"Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

[kelel01 1]

"I can't keep it in any longer. I'm in love with you. Don't marry her!"

[Buried 0]

- is she always that hairy?
- Does she can cancer or something? .. when why is she bald?
- I would never want to be in your shoes

- So when do we get to kill her for the insurance $?

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[GogglesnTeeth 6]

Your right, she is pretty. And she has the sweetest little adam's apple I've ever seen.

Goggles and Teeth

"You fall like a greased safe!!!"

[masterrig 1]

If, she's gonna keep wearin' those shorty-shorts... tell her to wear a hair-net!


Chuck