skybytch 273 #1 March 20, 2006 I was sharpening my Katana to a Precision point in preparation for my great Odyssey - stalking the ikon of African hunting, the giraffe, thoughout the soft savannah. Unfortunately, the weather had taken a turn for the worse. Lightning strikes filled the sky, in a huge Vortex that went on into Infinity. My first Reflex was to Swiftly cover my Blade so I wouldn't get caught in the Crossfire, but since I'm a Pilot I knew that was only a Legend; I'm too Smart to fall for that. To my surprise, a Sabre2thed tiger approached the soft savannah in a Fury, with it's Talon's unsheathed. I ran off at a brisk Tempo, Vectored towards what I thought was a door with a keyhole - did I really see it or was it just a Mirage? When I arrived I found that my round key wouldn't fit; this door required a Square One. Good thing I couldn't open it, as my xray Vision showed that behind that door was a... Your turn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #2 March 20, 2006 Damn Bytch, those english classes are really paying off! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #3 March 20, 2006 Our turn? Hell, ya didn't hardly leave anything for the rest of us!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
briguy 0 #4 March 20, 2006 Quote a Sabre2thed tiger approached this is SUCH a reach! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #5 March 20, 2006 QuoteI was sharpening my Katana to a Precision point in preparation for my great Odyssey - stalking the ikon of African hunting, the giraffe, thoughout the soft savannah. Unfortunately, the weather had taken a turn for the worse. Lightning strikes filled the sky, in a huge Vortex that went on into Infinity. My first Reflex was to Swiftly cover my Blade so I wouldn't get caught in the Crossfire, but since I'm a Pilot I knew that was only a Legend; I'm too Smart to fall for that. To my surprise, a Sabre2thed tiger approached the soft savannah in a Fury, with it's Talon's unsheathed. I ran off at a brisk Tempo, Vectored towards what I thought was a door with a keyhole - did I really see it or was it just a Mirage? When I arrived I found that my round key wouldn't fit; this door required a Square One. Good thing I couldn't open it, as my xray Vision showed that behind that door was a... Silhouette of a Sentry, who took his job as a Student security Prodigy very seriously. I could feel his Rage and his desire for Vengeance at my Extreme interference. I heard him call the Monarch, so I Swiftly Piloted my way..... Your turn!Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MakeItHappen 15 #6 March 20, 2006 Good thing I couldn't open it, as my xray Vision showed that behind that door was an Automatically Activated Dagger (AAD). The dagger had cut the loop clear through. It was obviously faster than me. I admit I reacted slowly and took too much time. I then resorted to my Retro Slingshot Launcher (RSL). The slingshot propelled a space ball into the air at an amazing speed. The ball fell relative to the dragger trajectory. It was like a carving swoop with a plane out at the last second. There was no flare at the end, so that the speed was brisk. The target - only 5 cms - was smashed to bits and shattered 400-ways. I moved to the 400-way formation of miniature Tic-tacs, now lying on the ground, at a walking pace. No sense in rushing. I gently picked-up a grip on one the pieces. I brought it to my eye level for closer inspection. There was a tiny inscription of 'USPA'. That meant the United Sales People Association was behind this boogie. They were all for downsizing the target to 1 cm. with an electronic scoring pad. The Association of Philanthropic Folks (APF) does not want AADs or RSLs mandatory. The controversy started because...... .. Make It Happen Parachute History DiveMaker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davedlg 0 #7 March 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteI was sharpening my Katana to a Precision point in preparation for my great Odyssey - stalking the ikon of African hunting, the giraffe, thoughout the soft savannah. Unfortunately, the weather had taken a turn for the worse. Lightning strikes filled the sky, in a huge Vortex that went on into Infinity. My first Reflex was to Swiftly cover my Blade so I wouldn't get caught in the Crossfire, but since I'm a Pilot I knew that was only a Legend; I'm too Smart to fall for that. To my surprise, a Sabre2thed tiger approached the soft savannah in a Fury, with it's Talon's unsheathed. I ran off at a brisk Tempo, Vectored towards what I thought was a door with a keyhole - did I really see it or was it just a Mirage? When I arrived I found that my round key wouldn't fit; this door required a Square One. Good thing I couldn't open it, as my xray Vision showed that behind that door was a... Silhouette of a Sentry, who took his job as a Student security Prodigy very seriously. I could feel his Rage and his desire for Vengeance at my Extreme interference. I heard him call the Monarch, so I Swiftly Piloted my way..... ...to safety beneath a Cypres tree. I soon realized that he was a Pro Tracking my every move. Fortunatly, just then my Navigator showed up. Unfortunaty she was slowed by her large Stiletto heels. A large Falcon with huge Wings was circling overhead. Running to the plane, I felt like such a Bonehead for getting into this situation. The plane was an AC-130, Spectre gunship. As we took off at maximum Performance Designs of Lightning shot across the sky... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pacncathyjr 0 #8 March 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteI was sharpening my Katana to a Precision point in preparation for my great Odyssey - stalking the ikon of African hunting, the giraffe, thoughout the soft savannah. Unfortunately, the weather had taken a turn for the worse. Lightning strikes filled the sky, in a huge Vortex that went on into Infinity. My first Reflex was to Swiftly cover my Blade so I wouldn't get caught in the Crossfire, but since I'm a Pilot I knew that was only a Legend; I'm too Smart to fall for that. To my surprise, a Sabre2thed tiger approached the soft savannah in a Fury, with it's Talon's unsheathed. I ran off at a brisk Tempo, Vectored towards what I thought was a door with a keyhole - did I really see it or was it just a Mirage? When I arrived I found that my round key wouldn't fit; this door required a Square One. Good thing I couldn't open it, as my xray Vision showed that behind that door was a... Silhouette of a Sentry, who took his job as a Student security Prodigy very seriously. I could feel his Rage and his desire for Vengeance at my Extreme interference. I heard him call the Monarch, so I Swiftly Piloted my way..... ...to safety beneath a Cypres tree. I soon realized that he was a Pro Tracking my every move. Fortunatly, just then my Navigator showed up. Unfortunaty she was slowed by her large Stiletto heels. A large Falcon with huge Wings was circling overhead. Running to the plane, I felt like such a Bonehead for getting into this situation. The plane was an AC-130, Spectre gunship. As we took off at maximum Performance Designs of Lightning shot across the sky... Then I looked out the window to see a Raven flying beside the plane and below him was a Racer running across the land like a fire bolt. It looked like absolute Xaos down there. So we land to find out that Tony's suit Had been ripped in the plane. He was forced to wear Bev's suit until we could get it fixed or he wouldn't be able to perform in the Javelin tornament. So they went to....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MakeItHappen 15 #9 March 20, 2006 Icon SomeIcon Iconagain Sorry I didn't realize what you were talking about to begin with..... All I can say is that you can make it happen on anything about Parachute History whenever you want a Dive Maker Ironically and innocently , I mentioned ".... the United Sales People Association was behind this boogie." .. Make It Happen Parachute History DiveMaker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #10 March 20, 2006 Danged illegal Mexicon immigrants... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shawndiver 0 #11 March 21, 2006 Then I looked out the window to see a Raven flying beside the plane and below him was a Racer running across the land like a fire bolt. It looked like absolute Xaos down there. So we land to find out that Tony's suit Had been ripped in the plane. He was forced to wear Bev's suit until we could get it fixed or he wouldn't be able to perform in the Javelin tornament. So they went to....... _________________________________________________ the front of the plane where they found an old nomex Flightsuit he could use instead. As they left the Air BASE, The Triathlon was in full swing along the beach. Even the Dolphins offshore seemed to be paying attention in the Cobalt blue waters..._________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #12 March 21, 2006 I saw a funnel cloud that broke up into pieces and tracked away into the sunsetMy reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MakeItHappen 15 #13 March 21, 2006 How to mangle the links on key words (inspired by Joellercoaster) insert an empty tag inside the keyword I left bracket b right bracket left bracket /b right bracket CON eg ICON vs ICON --- damn it changes the case too. view source code....... .. Make It Happen Parachute History DiveMaker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
