boinky 0 #1 March 21, 2006 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 4. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds." 5. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 6. Don't use any punctuation. 7. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 8. Specify that your drive-through order Is "To Go." 9. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #2 March 21, 2006 11. Move to Texas. In response to #4, I made a habit of writing "whatnot" in the memo field of my checks for awhile. It made for some interesting interactions. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #3 March 21, 2006 Does this mean I'm insane because I moved to Texas? But fortunately, I never got any "visits." Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #5 March 21, 2006 QuoteYET......[B][PURPLE][LAUGH] LMAO!!![/PURPLE][/B] Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites