unformed 0 #1 March 21, 2006 What is it about a woman wearing fishnets that makes you just want to grab her and throw her against the wall? I mean, other clothes work and all, but fishnets .... that's a whole different story.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #2 March 21, 2006 Yeah but does it give you the "Holy Crap" factor? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #3 March 21, 2006 yes, i added the holy crap factor.... but personally, i would use the mother of god factor. This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 March 21, 2006 QuoteYeah but does it give you the "Holy Crap" factor? Bobbi *** Well...it DOES make the ole 'Sticker Peck Up' ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #5 March 21, 2006 Jef in Bobbi, Holy crap !There is God ! And She wants to do video. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #6 March 21, 2006 You guys should have worked in Italy and France.. I mean, come on.. You go to a business meeting in an IT and Telecoms companies, and the women there wear them.. I mean, how the hell can I make a coherent sales pitch!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #7 March 21, 2006 Women have no idea how much they sexually harrass us. Or do they ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmittar 0 #8 March 21, 2006 Ugh, there's almost nothing I find less attractive than fishnets. |>.<| Seriously, W.T.F. mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #9 March 21, 2006 QuoteUgh, there's almost nothing I find less attractive than fishnets. Careful... There's a few folks here who could oblige you with just that... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #10 March 21, 2006 Quote Women have no idea how much they sexually harrass us. Or do they ? It's their millitant feminine agenda.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #11 March 21, 2006 Remster, as outstanding lead greenie in a DZ.com Bonfire thread, I hereby congratulate you and present you with your award. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #12 March 21, 2006 QuoteUgh, there's almost nothing I find less attractive than fishnets. You need to be able to visualize them and where they fit into the universe. Try this. Imagine that the woman in your life has done something out of line and is obviously in need of an "attitude adjustment". That's when you march her fucking ass into the bedroom, make her pull out a pair of black fishnets, a garter belt, and some long spike heels. Make her put them on while you explain to her that you're just not in the mood to take any shit from from anyone--especially her--and that you are going to lay some major league spank on her ass until she tells you she's got her attitude back where it needs to be. She'll probably be a little hesitant, but since you're not in the mood to take any of her shit, you tell her to "get to it!". Then you make her bend over the bed. Those spike heels put her ass high in the air--right at the perfect height. The black fishnets and garter belt are gonna do a really nice job of framing her red ass after a few good spanks. Time to spank that ass. After she realizes her attitude is straightened out and she tells you she's ok now, it's her job to please you. The fishnets and garter and heels have done their job. So have you. Any questions? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #13 March 21, 2006 BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Gasp! Gasp!) AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh jeez!! My sides! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #14 March 21, 2006 QuoteBWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Gasp! Gasp!) AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh jeez!! My sides! Hmmmmm. Sounds like you may need an "attitude adjustment". Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 284 #15 March 21, 2006 LOL - love your work... Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #16 March 21, 2006 QuoteLOL - love your work... Yep. Forget world peace--visualize red ass!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #17 March 21, 2006 You freakin RULE ! Nice post Walt ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KevinMcGuire 0 #18 March 21, 2006 Mind if I make you my hero? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #19 March 21, 2006 QuoteMind if I make you my hero? Feel free, but I was merely explaining fishnet theory to those unenlightened amongst us. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #20 March 21, 2006 QuoteThe black fishnets and garter belt are gonna do a really nice job of framing her red ass after a few good spanks. *** Ya forgot to mention the Leather Corset! Gotta keep the collateral spanking damage to a minimum! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #21 March 21, 2006 Quote I mean, how the hell can I make a coherent sales pitch! I'd have thought the leather mask, ball gag, and french-canadian accent would have ruled that out anyhow. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #22 March 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteUgh, there's almost nothing I find less attractive than fishnets. You need to be able to visualize them and where they fit into the universe. Try this. Imagine that the woman in your life has done something out of line and is obviously in need of an "attitude adjustment". That's when you march her fucking ass into the bedroom, make her pull out a pair of black fishnets, a garter belt, and some long spike heels. Make her put them on while you explain to her that you're just not in the mood to take any shit from from anyone--especially her--and that you are going to lay some major league spank on her ass until she tells you she's got her attitude back where it needs to be. She'll probably be a little hesitant, but since you're not in the mood to take any of her shit, you tell her to "get to it!". Then you make her bend over the bed. Those spike heels put her ass high in the air--right at the perfect height. The black fishnets and garter belt are gonna do a really nice job of framing her red ass after a few good spanks. Time to spank that ass. After she realizes her attitude is straightened out and she tells you she's ok now, it's her job to please you. The fishnets and garter and heels have done their job. So have you. Any questions? Walt Thanks Walt... now all the blood has left my head.. feeling a bit light headed here... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #23 March 21, 2006 fishnet, smishnet. Give me the sheer black stockings with the solid black line up the back! *shudders* I assume it goes without saying white silk blouse and black skirt should accompany. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #24 March 21, 2006 QuoteGive me the sheer black stockings with the solid black line up the back! Purists would say fully fashioned nudes with a black seam, but what do I know.... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #25 March 21, 2006 Purists would say fully fashioned nudes with a black seam, but what do I know.... the fact that you even know that makes you dead to me. *footnotes "girlfalldown"* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
