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Explaining boogies to whuffos

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Really, how do you explain what goes on at a boogie? And after you do, they don't believe ya.
Past boogie
1.we set the runway on fire.
2. burned a piece of shit car.
3. womens boobs painted
4. moonshine
5. people being whacked by a butter churner
6. trance music
7. gas powered blender WTf.

The list goes on feel free to add. In the real world this shit doen't happen. Man we are a bunch of fucked up individuals
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do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

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My boss recently asked me why we go to different events and what happens after we're done jumping. She said, "Do you just jump all day then go home or what?" :D

I told her, "We jump, visit friends we don't see all the time, there's usually a bonfire at night, lots and lots of drinking, lots of loud music, and just about anything else that they decide to do." I made a casual mention about drugs being involved sometimes and she said, "Are you SERIOUS?! I would have NEVER thought skydivers would do drugs!" I said, "Uh, are YOU serious?" :D

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Really, how do you explain what goes on at a boogie? And after you do, they don't believe ya.
Past boogie
1.we set the runway on fire.
2. burned a piece of shit car.
3. womens boobs painted
4. moonshine
5. people being whacked by a butter churner
6. trance music
7. gas powered blender WTf.

The list goes on feel free to add. In the real world this shit doen't happen. Man we are a bunch of fucked up individuals




Sky Jumping
Men In Skirts
Women showing their wares
Lazer Light Show
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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maybe thats what you guys do in texas but the boogies i have been to i have never seen alcohol or drugs involved..What kind of people do you hang out with besides Jay...Ahh that explains it
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do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

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maybe thats what you guys do in texas but the boogies i have been to i have never seen alcohol or drugs involved..What kind of people do you hang out with besides Jay...Ahh that explains it



I hang out with good people. I've only heard about the drugs and had minimal alcohol at boogies. (And that's the honest truth!) I'm boring, I know. :D

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Really, how do you explain what goes on at a boogie? And after you do, they don't believe ya.
Past boogie
1.we set the runway on fire.
2. burned a piece of shit car.
3. womens boobs painted
4. moonshine
5. people being whacked by a butter churner
6. trance music
7. gas powered blender WTf.

The list goes on feel free to add. In the real world this shit doen't happen. Man we are a bunch of fucked up individuals




Sky Jumping
Men In Skirts
Women showing their wares
Lazer Light Show


Guys lose their pants to loud mouthed woman.
"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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Really, how do you explain what goes on at a boogie? And after you do, they don't believe ya.
Past boogie
1.we set the runway on fire.
2. burned a piece of shit car.
3. womens boobs painted
4. moonshine
5. people being whacked by a butter churner
6. trance music
7. gas powered blender WTf.

The list goes on feel free to add. In the real world this shit doen't happen. Man we are a bunch of fucked up individuals




Sky Jumping
Men In Skirts
Women showing their wares
Lazer Light Show


Guys lose their DUCKpants to loud mouthed woman.




Fixed it:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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WTF are you on about...See i was at the boogie and am confused.. God bless those innocent wuffos..lol
http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

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I hang out with good people. I've only heard about the drugs and had minimal alcohol at boogies. (And that's the honest truth!) I'm boring, I know. :D



Me too... only I play with fire... literally... :P
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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Before you can even start to explain what goes on, you have to get them past laughing at the word "boogie"



Exactly. That's why I usually use the word "event" unless I've already explained the term boogie to them.

I love the questions like "Why do you go other places to jump?" (though, since I'm from Washington, they can at least recognize "better weather" as one reason).
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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WTF are you on about...See i was at the boogie and am confused.. God bless those innocent wuffos..lol



The ones at the bonfire at the end of the night?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Lets not forget...oh say someone's tent being invaded and come to find out that these 2 people are having sex!



Waddn't me.:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Really, how do you explain what goes on at a boogie? And after you do, they don't believe ya.
Past boogie
1.we set the runway on fire.
2. burned a piece of shit car.
3. womens boobs painted
4. moonshine
5. people being whacked by a butter churner
6. trance music
7. gas powered blender WTf.

The list goes on feel free to add. In the real world this shit doen't happen. Man we are a bunch of fucked up individuals




Sky Jumping
Men In Skirts
Women showing their wares
Lazer Light Show


Guys lose their DUCKpants to loud mouthed woman.




Fixed it:ph34r:


Actually, they were rubber-duck pants;)
"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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