RhondaLea 4 #1 March 23, 2006 Well, Jef, you've outdone yourself. But it is "your" Michigan, not "our" Michigan. Never. Not a chance. I will admit that the pictures are pretty, even if they're misleading as to the cold, the wind, the snow, the sleet, the ice.... And the Chaikin book was truly inspired. that subject. Or were you stalking me in sci.space too? Anyway, all teasing aside, thank you. With just a few days left to go, I'm practicing so I won't forget. "48, 48, 48, 48, 48...." rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #2 March 23, 2006 *checks for frogs falling from the sky* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 March 23, 2006 A PM would have been fine. For those of you just tuning in : She's not on drugs and i wish i was.Anyway, rl has a B day coming up, she likes books, and the termites ate all of her books. Sent her a Michigan book since she says she'll never come here. And a Space book filled with cool pics... because she likes space.What i'd really like to do is set up the world largest spanking machine full of dz commers. Who's with me ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #4 March 24, 2006 Quote What i'd really like to do is set up the world largest spanking machine full of dz commers. Who's with me ? Is that spanking, as in, 'Spanking the Monkey' spanking if so I'm only in if all the dotcommers are female, CAUSE YOU'RE NOT SPANKING MY MONKEY, you sicko pervertYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #5 March 24, 2006 Is there an Aussie translator in the house ?A spanking machine is a line of people lined up like a train with their legs spread apart (standing) while the birthday kid (old lady) has to crawl through... getting spanked as she goes through the machine of spankers. Can usually get 2 good spanks per person so we would need a minimun of 24 people to spank her properly for her age.Yes this is how we had birthdays in school over here. Pretty mean if you ask me, but it beats "pin the tail on the donkey".Don't worry, nobody wants to spank your monkey. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #6 March 24, 2006 translation masterbating... why were you not at dublin jeff you fucking slack ass bastardhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #7 March 24, 2006 kind of literal isn't heYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #8 March 24, 2006 Id say hes more horney...poor bastard and there was some chick who wanted to do him in dublinhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #9 March 24, 2006 QuoteId say hes more horney...poor bastard and there was some chick who wanted to do him in dublin Geez Jeff what was so important that you missed DublinYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #10 March 24, 2006 maybe hes a closet homo who knows..All i kow is she kept on asking for him...She was an easy taget alsohttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #11 March 24, 2006 Quote A PM would have been fine. Ah, no. The universe must balance. Besides, I know how you love to be the center of attention. QuoteSent her a Michigan book since she says she'll never come here. Never again. QuoteAnd a Space book filled with cool pics... because she likes space. So that was supposed to be symbolic for giving me space? Funny. Actually, I was hoping to live long enough to be on the first generation ship...but the space program flailed. Maybe my grandchildren... We need to get off this planet. QuoteWhat i'd really like to do is set up the world largest spanking machine full of dz commers. Who's with me ? You'll have to catch me first. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beckz70018 0 #12 March 24, 2006 Actually, I was hoping to live long enough to be on the first generation ship...but the space program flailed. Maybe my grandchildren... We need to get off this planet. QuoteWhat i'd really like to do is set up the world largest spanking machine full of dz commers. Who's with me ? You'll have to catch me first. rl So wait...now you do want grandchildren? I'm confused... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites