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Lindercles

Psychic cheese puffs

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So I stop buy the store on the way home and pick up a bag of "Tom's Puffed Cheezers". When I get home I start reading the back of the bag (doesn't everyone?) and the first sentence says:

You've been around the block enough times to know, you don't do aerial 360's without a helmet

How did they know???

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Tom's Foods are borne of satan. They used to be a client of mine, and they don't know their ass from a hole in the ground . . . so they probably don't know "real cheddar" from a rat turd. ;)



Giving away their secret ingredient... tsk tsk. Client privilege violation.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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