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What funny words did you used to say or still do -

example -

Jack in the Crack = Jack in the box
Tar-xae = Target
Wally World = Walmart

My sister used to call Spagetti - Sketti
and ten would call a butterfly a butter-bird
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Sammich - sandwich
Saw-youp - soup
Guacacamole (note the extra ca) - Guacamole
O-gree - Agree

I got all of these from two of my roommates in college. Plus Sketti. :D



Shrooms = mushrooms
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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"Are you heading in that genital direction?"

"I don't think you should be casting asparagus on people like that."

Weiss Market = Wuss Market

Papa Ginos = Papa Gigolos

Taco Hell

Store 24 = Whore 24
Speed Racer
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My favorites come from my 3-year-old son.

He calls his friend Joshua "Goshawawa." So cute!

Also:

"Attitudinal" - my word for him giving me attitude

"Pasgetti" - his word for spaghetti

"Lellow" - yellow

"Frigeralator" - Refrigerator

Gosh, I love those toddler words! :)


One who looks for a friend without faults will have none. -- Hasidic Saying

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Still ghetto = Stilleto

Slamerai = Samurai

Chunk of shit = Racer

Twatter = Twin Otter

Turbulated = Skaken by turbulance



Well then - lets not forget - spinnetto
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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From my youth:

Good-ohs = Maraschino Cherries

Foo-ball = football

Borg-borg = Borgward (it's an automobile my parents had)

These days:

G'wine = going

Ai'eet = all right

Tar'get (pronounced Tar-jey) = Target

Office/Home Despot = Office/Home Depot

Burger Tyrant = Burger King

Rat In The Box = Jack In The Box

Blendies = Wendies

Pudd-Fuckers = Fuddruckers

Verdammen Noodles = Ramen Noodles

S'nausage = sausage

Bessa-ball - Baseball

Lode-stall = Lockheed Lodestar

Eggie-weggs = Eggs

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