Sebazz1 2 #1 March 24, 2006 A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I Would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.' The man below says, 'Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, Hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees North latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West Longitude.' 'You must be a programmer,' says the balloonist. 'I am,' replies the man. 'How did you know?' 'Well,' says the balloonist, 'everything you have told me is Technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your Information and the fact is I am still lost.' The man below says, 'You must be a project manager 'I am,' replies the balloonist, 'but how did you know?' 'Well,' says the man, 'you don't know where you are, or where You are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to Keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #2 March 25, 2006 While we're on the subject of geek humor: > A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I > born?" > > The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to > find out anyway. > > Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then > I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. > We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a > download from my hard drive. > > As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither > one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit > the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared > that said: You got MaleTrapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #3 March 25, 2006 oh GAWWWWWDD!!!!!! ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites