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A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I Would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'

The man below says, 'Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, Hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees North latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West Longitude.'

'You must be a programmer,' says the balloonist.

'I am,' replies the man. 'How did you know?'

'Well,' says the balloonist, 'everything you have told me is Technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your Information and the fact is I am still lost.'

The man below says, 'You must be a project manager
'I am,' replies the balloonist, 'but how did you know?'

'Well,' says the man, 'you don't know where you are, or where You are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to Keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.'

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While we're on the subject of geek humor:

> A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I
> born?"
>
> The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to
> find out anyway.
>
> Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then
> I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
> We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a
> download from my hard drive.
>
> As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither
> one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit
> the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared
> that said: You got Male
Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

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