Lindsey 0 #26 March 25, 2006 So all in all... pussy stinks... Nope. Only SOME coochie stinks.....you really don't want a description. I think it's a bonus we get for working in a really poor, underserved area. Folks don't come in until they really, really can't take it any more.... linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #27 March 25, 2006 QuoteSo all in all... pussy stinks... Nope. Only SOME coochie stinks.....you really don't want a description. I think it's a bonus we get for working in a really poor, underserved area. Folks don't come in until they really, really can't take it any more.... linz I'm visualizing.... I think I'm going to throw right the hell up, do you mind??? But the pay is worth it... right??? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #28 March 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteSo all in all... pussy stinks... Nope. Only SOME coochie stinks.....you really don't want a description. I think it's a bonus we get for working in a really poor, underserved area. Folks don't come in until they really, really can't take it any more.... linz I'm visualizing.... I think I'm going to throw right the hell up, do you mind??? But the pay is worth it... right??? Nose deep in an unclean overweight woman with a yeast infection that you could bake bread with.... no pay is worth it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #29 March 25, 2006 So tell me, doctors, if this is a 'medical urban legend.' When my ex husband was rushing the Blue Angels, I met one of their past flight surgeons. He worked in the New Orleans area. He said a female patient came in presenting with.. " I have a vine growing out of my jo-jo. " Turns out said patient did indeed have a vine growing out of her jo-jo. He said that she had been told by someone to insert a potato into her vagina all of the way to act as a barrier birth control method. Apparently after living in the dark, warm climate it sprouted--- out of her jo jo. He swears it was a true story but who knows. Funny and gross as hell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #30 March 25, 2006 QuoteI mean I like big butts...I cannot lie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #31 March 25, 2006 QuoteSo tell me, doctors, if this is a 'medical urban legend.' When my ex husband was rushing the Blue Angels, I met one of their past flight surgeons. He worked in the New Orleans area. He said a female patient came in presenting with.. " I have a vine growing out of my jo-jo. " Turns out said patient did indeed have a vine growing out of her jo-jo. He said that she had been told by someone to insert a potato into her vagina all of the way to act as a barrier birth control method. Apparently after living in the dark, warm climate it sprouted--- out of her jo jo. He swears it was a true story but who knows. Funny and gross as hell I love gullible --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #32 March 25, 2006 QuoteI love gullible Bite me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #33 March 25, 2006 Did you know the world gullible is not in the dictionary?Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #34 March 25, 2006 I love men who can spell---- bite me.. it's not in the dictionary. I checked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #35 March 25, 2006 QuoteDid you know the world gullible is not in the dictionary? Microsoft...... word --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #36 March 25, 2006 QuoteAnesthesiologists make big bucks... and they don't have to get their hands dirty/smelly. Well, if lindsey is worried about liability, remember the joke with a great dealof truth to it: Q: How do you hide 100 dollars from a radiologist? A: Put it on a patient. Yep! BE a radiologist (non-interventional, of course) and read films. Then, put this at the end of every report: "Recommend clinical correlation of findings or lack thereof." Malpractice premiums drop dramatically! Of course, there are other ways of hiding that $100 bill. You can hide it from a surgeon by putting it in a chart. Or from an orthopedist by putting it in a book. Nobody's found a way to hide money from a plastic surgeon, though. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #37 March 25, 2006 Nice jokes. and all true. heard this one? What do you call a double blind study? Two orthopedic surgeons reading an EKG. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jenfly00 0 #38 March 25, 2006 QuoteSo tell me, doctors, if this is a 'medical urban legend.' When my ex husband was rushing the Blue Angels, I met one of their past flight surgeons. He worked in the New Orleans area. He said a female patient came in presenting with.. " I have a vine growing out of my jo-jo. " Turns out said patient did indeed have a vine growing out of her jo-jo. He said that she had been told by someone to insert a potato into her vagina all of the way to act as a barrier birth control method. Apparently after living in the dark, warm climate it sprouted--- out of her jo jo. He swears it was a true story but who knows. Funny and gross as hell Don't know about the vine, but my mom tells me that in rural southern cultures, it was (is?) used for vaginal prolapse.----------------------- "O brave new world that has such people in it". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #39 March 25, 2006 I'm not insulting you here... This is purely a question of intrigue. Do you smoke the pot? The good pot... I know a few lawyers that head a few firms, and they get access of the best nuggets I have ever come across... Haight Ashbury... Matanuska... Humbolt... ring any bells? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #40 March 25, 2006 Being an Anesthesiologist can't be bad.... ...a little for you...a little for me...a little for you...a little for me...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I'd have my own custom mask with google eyes in it and a personalized gold-plated IV setup with a Beamer logo attached.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #41 March 25, 2006 QuoteBeing an Anesthesiologist can't be bad.... ...a little for you...a little for me...a little for you...a little for me...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I'd have my own custom mask with google eyes in it and a personalized gold-plated IV setup with a Beamer logo attached. Yeah...but it really sucks when the scrub nurse catches you with the pointy end in YOU instead of the patient. No more for you.... Wouldn't that suck. I heard the potato story too. Makes me laugh. I wonder how that'd smell when it starts festerin' linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #42 March 25, 2006 damn scrub nurses have to ruin everything.... My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #43 March 25, 2006 Quote I heard the potato story too. Makes me laugh. I wonder how that'd smell when it starts festerin' linz Yeah... but every good OB/Gyn knows to recommend changing out the potato(e) after each month.... Like the nuva ring only NOT! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #44 March 25, 2006 Quote Anesthesiologists make big bucks... and they don't have to get their hands dirty/smelly. It's not even that your hands get dirty or smelly. Latex takes care of that. It's that once the smell gets into your nose, it STAYS there....all....day.....long. Ewwwwww. linz use vicks or camphor under the nostrils Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #45 March 25, 2006 QuoteQuote I heard the potato story too. Makes me laugh. I wonder how that'd smell when it starts festerin' linz Yeah... but every good OB/Gyn knows to recommend changing out the potato(e) after each month.... Like the nuva ring only NOT! I knew there had to be a protocol for keeping it all hygienic....-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #46 March 25, 2006 Nobody wants vines down there. Look at all the threads on just getting rid of the hair down there... now vines? Ya gots to keep that area hygenic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #47 March 25, 2006 QuoteI love men who can spell---- bite me.. it's not in the dictionary. I checked. Aehem...cough gullible One entry found for gullible. Main Entry: gull·ible Variant(s): also gull·able /'g&-l&-b&l/ Function: adjective : easily duped or cheated : misskriss - gull·ibil·i·ty /"g&-l&-'bi-l&-tE/ noun - gull·ibly /'g&-l&-blE/ adverb --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namgrunt 0 #48 March 25, 2006 QuoteAnesthesiologists make big bucks... and they don't have to get their hands dirty/smelly. and THEY GET TO pass gasssss all the time ..59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI) www.dzmemories.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #49 March 25, 2006 QuoteDo you smoke the pot? I'm not joking here, and this is the honest truth. I've never smoked pot. My best friends smoke it, and I have no problem with it. It's simply a matter of personal choice. I recognized at an early age that I was addictive, and never touched drugs out of my genune fear that I would like them too much. I guess from my numerous careers, including in medicine, I gained some insight. In fact, what scared most people about me was that I didn't do drugs, and therefore there was no explanation for me and my behaviors. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #50 March 25, 2006 Good god that sounded like "I never inhaled" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
