5432154321 0 #51 March 28, 2006 Quote What, no snuggling afterwards? Not with HER. Right after sex you have a moment of truth realization and you just want to be as far away from her as possible. Cuddling is for that special someone. Hince the term fuck buddie, fuck and get out. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #52 March 28, 2006 I think your bigger problem is that container of Fluff. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beverly 1 #53 March 28, 2006 Ok, firstly you need to send out a job description. A GF description and then people can apply. You can choose to get PM applications or online applications. You also need to do a detailed description of your own, so potentials can see if they are keen to apply for the job. You already have a cute dog, so you are well on your way to getting the "ah cute " factor. We will need lots of personal info about you. Age, height, hair colour, eye colour (potential breeding purposes), working hours (We like people to be home sometimes) and skydiving commitments (DZ every weekend or intermittent) Are you looking for a strong willed girl or a walkover? Are you looking for your equal or a mother. We already know that you are not looking for hookers or FB's (Thanks Brett) So put it out to the universe! See what happens... I think true friendship is under-rated Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #54 March 28, 2006 Quote We already know that you are not looking for hookers or FB's (Thanks Brett) Hey I was just looking out for the guy... he does come off as a little too nice and sheltered... not like there's anything wrong with that, I just want him to find a girl like him and not put up with the bitches that like to take advantage of that. But YOU... you on the other hand would be a great compliment to his life and I totally approve you going after Icon cause I know what a sweet lil lady you are and you'd never break the boys heart. Just lookin after a good bro. BTW your new avatar is cute too Bev --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beverly 1 #55 March 28, 2006 Quote But YOU... you on the other hand would be a great compliment to his life and I totally approve you going after Icon cause I know what a sweet lil lady you are and you'd never break the boys heart. Just lookin after a good bro. BTW your new avatar is cute too Bev/reply] Why thanks Brett. It is good to look out for your choms/mates/bro's. No issues with that! I think true friendship is under-rated Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 5432154321 0 #56 March 28, 2006 Quote Why thanks Brett. It is good to look out for your choms/mates/bro's. No issues with that! Naaaaah... I really don't know him… but what about ME and YOU? You said you didn't want to have to move to the US and have a hot, rich guy take care of you. But you could move to the US and take care of a broke, ugly, loser (Me)... You'd be legal, come to paradise honey. Forget SA. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Beverly 1 #57 March 28, 2006 ha ha, thanks but I have had enough of looking after broke guys. And you know you are not ugly Brett. (A little bitter and twisted right now) but you will come right. Just like we all have. I think true friendship is under-rated Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 5432154321 0 #58 March 28, 2006 Quoteha ha, thanks but I have had enough of looking after broke guys. And you know you are not ugly Brett. (A little bitter and twisted right now) but you will come right. Just like we all have. Haha. I'm not broke... I'm filthy rich. I'm right also, I just like to have fun. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Nightingale 0 #59 March 28, 2006 You just need a maid. They're usually cheaper. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #60 March 28, 2006 QuoteYou just need a maid. They're usually cheaper. If it floats, flies, or fucks....it is usually cheaper to rent than buy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 5432154321 0 #61 March 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou just need a maid. They're usually cheaper. If it floats, flies, or fucks....it is usually cheaper to rent than buy. Here here... God bless the yacht clubs, flying clubs, and Escort services... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #62 March 28, 2006 QuoteThe myth of the fuck buddy. Yeah...........never had to good of luck whith that one. If I could find one that cleans my house though............... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #63 March 28, 2006 Well we know from previous threads he is not afraid to experimentDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #64 March 28, 2006 QuoteI think your bigger problem is that container of Fluff. But it goes so well with peanut butter... And I don't usually have it there...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #65 March 28, 2006 QuoteOk, firstly you need to send out a job description. A GF description and then people can apply. You can choose to get PM applications or online applications. You also need to do a detailed description of your own, so potentials can see if they are keen to apply for the job. You already have a cute dog, so you are well on your way to getting the "ah cute " factor. We will need lots of personal info about you. Age, height, hair colour, eye colour (potential breeding purposes), working hours (We like people to be home sometimes) and skydiving commitments (DZ every weekend or intermittent) Are you looking for a strong willed girl or a walkover? Are you looking for your equal or a mother. We already know that you are not looking for hookers or FB's (Thanks Brett) So put it out to the universe! See what happens... No... I've tried the online dating thing that didn't work so well. and I'm not sure I know what I want in a girlfriend... I suppose I lean towards someone that is smart, caring, wants to have a family some day (but isn't in too much of a rush...), active... She should be strong but thoughtful and caring... and she ought to be ready to share the responsibilities in raising our children (when we decide to have them.) I wouldn't be opposed to her having a career as well (female engineers are sooo HOT) She should be selective in who she choses (has chosen) to sleep with as I intend to wait until I've found that special person to do it... being a skydiver is not a requirement but it wouldn't hurt if she was adventrous enough to start jumping... As for me... I'm a Materials Engineer in the US Air Force but at the moment I am "employed" as a graduate student and I'm by no means a workaholic... Today I'll probably be out of the house for no more then about 3 hours for "work". but sometimes I do the 8 hrs a day thing. (and once in a while I do go on business trips...) I have no skydiving "Commitments" but if last summer is any indication of the time I "might" spend @ dz's then I was at one dz or another 3 of 4 weekends a month and this month I'm hoping to be involved in Mid East Skydiving League (or Great Lakes Skydiving League) as a RW video Flyer... Basic Stats of me... I'm 31 Y.O., 5'7" tall, 160 lbs (but not overweight), kind of brownish hair, Hazel (Green/Grey depending on the ambient light) eyes. Frankly, I kind of don't expect to find "the one" here on dz.com... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites windcatcher 0 #66 March 28, 2006 I see you have peanut butter Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sdctlc 0 #67 March 28, 2006 QuoteIf only to motivate me to clean my kitchen... cause I can't seem to develop the motivation on my own... That is not Dirty, Messy yeah but not dirty. It does not look like a science experiment there so your good. Only advice is to suck it up and "Do It Yourself".. Pretty easy and I would imagine with out a GF something your probably pretty use to doing on your "alone" time... Scott C."He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #68 March 28, 2006 Quoteoh and let's hope she vaccums too. Then keep her as a girlfriend, everyone know that there's no suction after the ceremonyI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites simplyputsi 0 #69 March 28, 2006 QuoteI see you have peanut butter He uses it to put on his balls and have his dog lick it off. It is ok though because it is his dog. Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #70 March 28, 2006 I can vouch for Scott...he is one helluva good guy...but therein lies the problem...women, despite their protests to the contrary, apparently just do not want good guys. We have another really good guy at our DZ who also goes home alone every night. More than one lady has commented positively on his demeanor but none have taken him out as yet. We have a couple of highly-extroverted buttheads who have gone through nearly every lady there at least once. Go figure.... My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stitch 0 #71 March 28, 2006 Yeah,well thats the way it seems to go.The more of a"Bullshit-Artist" you are the more tail you get."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #72 March 28, 2006 QuoteWe have another really good guy at our DZ who also goes home alone every night. More than one lady has commented positively on his demeanor but none have taken him out as yet. Speaking of good guys... I've been meaning to post this picture from dublin... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #73 March 28, 2006 Who the fuck is that old fart? Nobody should have to live that long! Damn, he's had a hard life! That's me in the red shirt...I'm Mexican-Jewish. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #74 March 28, 2006 QuoteWho the fuck is that old fart? You got me I was just wandering around taking pictures of random people at dublin... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #75 March 29, 2006 QuoteWe have another really good guy at our DZ who also goes home alone every night. More than one lady has commented positively on his demeanor but none have taken him out as yet. Ooh, hook me up wit dat!! 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5432154321 0 #56 March 28, 2006 Quote Why thanks Brett. It is good to look out for your choms/mates/bro's. No issues with that! Naaaaah... I really don't know him… but what about ME and YOU? You said you didn't want to have to move to the US and have a hot, rich guy take care of you. But you could move to the US and take care of a broke, ugly, loser (Me)... You'd be legal, come to paradise honey. Forget SA. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beverly 1 #57 March 28, 2006 ha ha, thanks but I have had enough of looking after broke guys. And you know you are not ugly Brett. (A little bitter and twisted right now) but you will come right. Just like we all have. I think true friendship is under-rated Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #58 March 28, 2006 Quoteha ha, thanks but I have had enough of looking after broke guys. And you know you are not ugly Brett. (A little bitter and twisted right now) but you will come right. Just like we all have. Haha. I'm not broke... I'm filthy rich. I'm right also, I just like to have fun. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #59 March 28, 2006 You just need a maid. They're usually cheaper. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #60 March 28, 2006 QuoteYou just need a maid. They're usually cheaper. If it floats, flies, or fucks....it is usually cheaper to rent than buy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #61 March 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou just need a maid. They're usually cheaper. If it floats, flies, or fucks....it is usually cheaper to rent than buy. Here here... God bless the yacht clubs, flying clubs, and Escort services... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #62 March 28, 2006 QuoteThe myth of the fuck buddy. Yeah...........never had to good of luck whith that one. If I could find one that cleans my house though............... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #63 March 28, 2006 Well we know from previous threads he is not afraid to experimentDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #64 March 28, 2006 QuoteI think your bigger problem is that container of Fluff. But it goes so well with peanut butter... And I don't usually have it there...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #65 March 28, 2006 QuoteOk, firstly you need to send out a job description. A GF description and then people can apply. You can choose to get PM applications or online applications. You also need to do a detailed description of your own, so potentials can see if they are keen to apply for the job. You already have a cute dog, so you are well on your way to getting the "ah cute " factor. We will need lots of personal info about you. Age, height, hair colour, eye colour (potential breeding purposes), working hours (We like people to be home sometimes) and skydiving commitments (DZ every weekend or intermittent) Are you looking for a strong willed girl or a walkover? Are you looking for your equal or a mother. We already know that you are not looking for hookers or FB's (Thanks Brett) So put it out to the universe! See what happens... No... I've tried the online dating thing that didn't work so well. and I'm not sure I know what I want in a girlfriend... I suppose I lean towards someone that is smart, caring, wants to have a family some day (but isn't in too much of a rush...), active... She should be strong but thoughtful and caring... and she ought to be ready to share the responsibilities in raising our children (when we decide to have them.) I wouldn't be opposed to her having a career as well (female engineers are sooo HOT) She should be selective in who she choses (has chosen) to sleep with as I intend to wait until I've found that special person to do it... being a skydiver is not a requirement but it wouldn't hurt if she was adventrous enough to start jumping... As for me... I'm a Materials Engineer in the US Air Force but at the moment I am "employed" as a graduate student and I'm by no means a workaholic... Today I'll probably be out of the house for no more then about 3 hours for "work". but sometimes I do the 8 hrs a day thing. (and once in a while I do go on business trips...) I have no skydiving "Commitments" but if last summer is any indication of the time I "might" spend @ dz's then I was at one dz or another 3 of 4 weekends a month and this month I'm hoping to be involved in Mid East Skydiving League (or Great Lakes Skydiving League) as a RW video Flyer... Basic Stats of me... I'm 31 Y.O., 5'7" tall, 160 lbs (but not overweight), kind of brownish hair, Hazel (Green/Grey depending on the ambient light) eyes. Frankly, I kind of don't expect to find "the one" here on dz.com... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #66 March 28, 2006 I see you have peanut butter Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdctlc 0 #67 March 28, 2006 QuoteIf only to motivate me to clean my kitchen... cause I can't seem to develop the motivation on my own... That is not Dirty, Messy yeah but not dirty. It does not look like a science experiment there so your good. Only advice is to suck it up and "Do It Yourself".. Pretty easy and I would imagine with out a GF something your probably pretty use to doing on your "alone" time... Scott C."He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #68 March 28, 2006 Quoteoh and let's hope she vaccums too. Then keep her as a girlfriend, everyone know that there's no suction after the ceremonyI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #69 March 28, 2006 QuoteI see you have peanut butter He uses it to put on his balls and have his dog lick it off. It is ok though because it is his dog. Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #70 March 28, 2006 I can vouch for Scott...he is one helluva good guy...but therein lies the problem...women, despite their protests to the contrary, apparently just do not want good guys. We have another really good guy at our DZ who also goes home alone every night. More than one lady has commented positively on his demeanor but none have taken him out as yet. We have a couple of highly-extroverted buttheads who have gone through nearly every lady there at least once. Go figure.... My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #71 March 28, 2006 Yeah,well thats the way it seems to go.The more of a"Bullshit-Artist" you are the more tail you get."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #72 March 28, 2006 QuoteWe have another really good guy at our DZ who also goes home alone every night. More than one lady has commented positively on his demeanor but none have taken him out as yet. Speaking of good guys... I've been meaning to post this picture from dublin... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #73 March 28, 2006 Who the fuck is that old fart? Nobody should have to live that long! Damn, he's had a hard life! That's me in the red shirt...I'm Mexican-Jewish. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #74 March 28, 2006 QuoteWho the fuck is that old fart? You got me I was just wandering around taking pictures of random people at dublin... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #75 March 29, 2006 QuoteWe have another really good guy at our DZ who also goes home alone every night. More than one lady has commented positively on his demeanor but none have taken him out as yet. Ooh, hook me up wit dat!! I need me a good man. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
