JENNR8R 0 #1 March 28, 2006 My ex-husband remodeled my bathrooms about a year and a half ago. He is a lousy husband but an absolute craftsman when it comes to home remodeling. I am very blessed to have him working on my home. He never gave me an invoice. I repeatedly asked him for one. [That's called nagging... I should have learned when I was married to him that the more you ask the longer it will take to get what you want.] This morning he shows up at my house unexpectedly while I am getting ready for work... bill in hand... for $15,000... expecting a check right then... Foolish 'Ex' You got any Foolish 'Ex' stories?What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #2 March 28, 2006 I was a fool for setting myself up to be a future ex in the first place....My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #3 March 28, 2006 I once convinced my ex that certain cows were bred with two short legs and two normal legs so that they could graze on hillsides. Does that count?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #4 March 28, 2006 QuoteMy ex-husband remodeled my bathrooms... he shows up at my house unexpectedly while I am getting ready for work... bill in hand... for $15,000... Um, weren't you just saying in another thread that it had been a long time since you've had sex? Well, given that thread, in conjunction with this thread, it seems that maybe a barter deal could be worked out, just for old times sake... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #5 March 28, 2006 Ex girlfreind dumped me for a guy who got her into one of those multi-level marketting jobs, and insisted he would make her a millionaire. She was a real bitch about it and broke up with me over the phone from out of town with no warning after being together for three years. Said something to the effect that she was moving up to the big leagues and I was going no-where. Anyway...as with all these pyramid schemes it went no-where and the guy got here pregnant and dumped her and she ended up on welfare. A year or two later she called up my family wanting to apologize for how she treated me, and then proceeded to imply that the baby was mine! This was ludicrous as the guy she dumped me for was black and the baby was black (yes I know that genetic anomilies do exist one in ten billion times), but in reality how fucking stupid is it to stand there with a black baby and claim that it is mine and not the son of the black guy she left me for!?!?!??? Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #6 March 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteMy ex-husband remodeled my bathrooms... he shows up at my house unexpectedly while I am getting ready for work... bill in hand... for $15,000... Um, weren't you just saying in another thread that it had been a long time since you've had sex? Well, given that thread, in conjunction with this thread, it seems that maybe a barter deal could be worked out, just for old times sake... Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nerd137 0 #7 March 28, 2006 QuoteI once convinced my ex that certain cows were bred with two short legs and two normal legs so that they could graze on hillsides. Does that count? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #8 March 28, 2006 I am in awe!!!!! The only real way to respond to something that nuts is to tell her that you want to go on Jerry Springer with her!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #9 March 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteMy ex-husband remodeled my bathrooms... he shows up at my house unexpectedly while I am getting ready for work... bill in hand... for $15,000... Um, weren't you just saying in another thread that it had been a long time since you've had sex? Well, given that thread, in conjunction with this thread, it seems that maybe a barter deal could be worked out, just for old times sake... I don't get it - adding to the debt would be helpful because...???What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #10 March 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteMy ex-husband remodeled my bathrooms... he shows up at my house unexpectedly while I am getting ready for work... bill in hand... for $15,000... Um, weren't you just saying in another thread that it had been a long time since you've had sex? Well, given that thread, in conjunction with this thread, it seems that maybe a barter deal could be worked out, just for old times sake... I don't get it - adding to the debt would be helpful because...??? Because you get to have a great... good... uhmmm... interesting(?) time...The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 March 28, 2006 QuoteI once convinced my ex that certain cows were bred with two short legs and two normal legs so that they could graze on hillsides. Does that count? We convinced a woman (30s) at the dz that sheep and goats were the same thing. The goats were just sheep after a shave. (Not an ex, but great fun) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #12 March 28, 2006 Neither of my ex's were mechanically inclined. They didn't know how to change a tire or the oil in their car. I thought all men were born to be mechanically inclined Weird role reversal since I installed the programmable thermostat, plantation shutters, mowed the lawn and did the plumbing. They were great cooks however. Both liked to slide acrossed the wooden kitchen floor in their sockfeet like Tom Cruise in Risky Business ...still don't know what that was all about. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #13 March 28, 2006 my ex was willing to pay $12 for a very small ceramic frog in a bazar in Mexico because it was made in some very exotic place.... On the bottom was stamped: Made In Nippon. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #14 March 28, 2006 ROTFLMAO!!! That's Great!! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #15 March 29, 2006 QuoteQuoteI am in awe!!!!! The only real way to respond to something that nuts is to tell her that you want to go on Jerry Springer with her!!! Walt Wish I had thought of that. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 March 29, 2006 Quoteblack baby and claim that it is mine and not the son of the black guy she left me for!?!?!??? Richards LMFAO! Thank you sir - I needed that more than you know. BUT - now I have to go find my real dad. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #17 March 29, 2006 QuoteOn the bottom was stamped: Made In Nippon. Japan is exotic... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #18 March 29, 2006 QuoteLMFAO! Thank you sir - I needed that more than you know. BUT - now I have to go find my real dad. OK. I really need to know what LMFAO means. Yes I realize it is probably very obvious and I am embarrassed for asking but please amuse me. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 March 29, 2006 QuoteQuoteLMFAO! Thank you sir - I needed that more than you know. BUT - now I have to go find my real dad. OK. I really need to know what LMFAO means. Yes I realize it is probably very obvious and I am embarrassed for asking but please amuse me. Richards Laughing My Fucking Ass OffI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #20 March 29, 2006 LMFAO = Laughing My Fucking Ass Off I'm not actually sure if there's a clean variantLivin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #21 March 29, 2006 QuoteQuoteLMFAO = Laughing My Fucking Ass Off I'm not actually sure if there's a clean variant I stand enlightened. Thank you. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #22 March 29, 2006 QuoteI stand enlightened. Thank you. NP... heres a rather extensive listing of "internet slang" that might be useful... and could be fun to boot... I'm getting an idea http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Internet_slangLivin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #23 March 29, 2006 Gracias. This should prove usefull. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #24 March 29, 2006 holy shit, I'm going to use that one.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #25 March 29, 2006 QuoteBoth liked to slide acrossed the wooden kitchen floor in their sockfeet like Tom Cruise in Risky Business ...still don't know what that was all about. It's a guy thing.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
