Employee Performance Evaluations

[boinky 0]

1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."

2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."

3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."

4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

5. "When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."

6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts the better."

10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."

11. "A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."

12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

14. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."

15. "He's been working with glue too much."

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[yamtx73 0]

Did you look at my annual evaluation again??

The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

[turtlespeed 226]

That is so totally unfair - I only fit three - maybe four of those!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Richards 0]

Have you been looking at my performance evaluations? Those are confidential you know.

Richards

My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

[popsjumper 2]

16. Reached new heights of incompetence.

17. Used college education funds for singing lessons.

18. Reminds me of myself at 3 years old.

19. Recommended for hire by competitor.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[boinky 0]

I'll never tell!

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[boinky 0]

Oh I think you're just being modest. I'm [B]SURE you probably fit more than that!

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[freeflir29 0]

This shit is hilarious. My company just went to a new eval form. The employee fills out a large SELF EVALUATION and then the supervisor fills out the same thing for that employee with his take on it. Funny but it's actually better than the old way. Lets me put my .2C in there.

[boinky 0]

You should DEFINITELY use some of those lines, then!

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance