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My wife's stripping song

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My wife's trying out to be a stripper in a lower class neighborhood down by the steel mills. Personally I think she's a bit too large and sweaty to strip. She really wants the song "Pony" by Ginuwine to try out to. Does anybody have it?
Thanks
Mike

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Come on people.... I need this song so I don't have to play the harmonica for her...



I think we need pics to verify that this is the propoer job for her.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Two words bro..........."Bear Share." And..........if she is a big fat sweaty slut...........what's your number? :D



Perhaps we could suggest a "slightly" diferent profession. . . what say?;)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I tell ya a good song....."Glorybox" by Portishead....



You are getting this thread off track a bit . . . back to the insinuations.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I'd still appreciate it if anyone could show me where I could find it. I'd go out and buy it but my jeep's whole exhaust system fell off and the mechanic said it's going to be expensive because the jeep was originally used by mailmen and it's pretty worn out. The bus stops 2 blocks away from the bar and it's always late. It's kinda embarrasing carrying musical instruments on a public bus because homeless people always want to make a scene when I don't let them try to play it.
If anyone can help, please let me know.
Thank you
Mike

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I'd still appreciate it if anyone could show me where I could find it. I'd go out and buy it but my jeep's whole exhaust system fell off and the mechanic said it's going to be expensive because the jeep was originally used by mailmen and it's pretty worn out. The bus stops 2 blocks away from the bar and it's always late. It's kinda embarrasing carrying musical instruments on a public bus because homeless people always want to make a scene when I don't let them try to play it.
If anyone can help, please let me know.
Thank you
Mike




:D:D:D:D

This guy is killing me....I wonder if your large, sweaty wife appreciates troll humor! :D
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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I understand what the last guy was talking about now. We went last night to her audition and I think it went ok. She ended up playing a Joan Jette song "Hate myself for loving you" instead of me playing anything. The crowd of guys were really into her routine and two even clapped at the end even though she slipped once. Most of them were really supportive when we went around and talked with them. Some were rude, but she did a good job and we hope the guy will call us to offer her a job. He said we can come on other Wednesday nights when there are other new dancers. We are hoping to get a friday night slot because that is where the dancers make a lot of money. Thank you for the information on the song.

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